Premier [FVSL Premier] - Results & Banter - Nov. 04'

[cainy]

Re: Fitness... the great equalizer.

Now what my copy of Fitness for Dummies didn't cover was if pepper makes a run down the right and salt fails to deliver where does the left back pepper go in correlation to the right-mids salt?

Question.. If pepper packet starts his career as a forward, is converted to a stopper, then gets another go at forward, and then finally this year finds himself a left midfielder, where does pepper packet forward/defender/midfielder go next? goalie You couldn't trap a bag of cement, so you had better work on your fitness

 

[studsup]

Nicely, Nicely, Nicely, Apparently he did once cause he kicks the ball like he's got cement feet.

 

[nukes]

A quick summary for those who missed it all

-the Fenian is the king of High-ball both on the field and the dance floor.
-LFC2 is a giant ass-kisser who drinks too much.
-Cainy is hard pressed to find a year without some type of trophy, be it wrestling or soccer.
-KNVB is still a cnut.
-the PAU nation is really just a bunch of Langley boys who like telling people that they live in WhiteRock.
-any team can win this weekend.
-studsup has Fetal Alcohol Syndrom and gets overwhelmed with reading too much at one time, therfore disliking LFC2 posts at times.
-Skip is busy busting his ass teaching and is underpayed.
-Aves said that Langley played well once.
-Dude is coddling LFC2's nuts for playing time.
-did I mention that KNVB is a cnut?
-Nukes and Utah are related, probably a farming accident.
-Jimmy likes the FVSL
-Utah is a bag of dicks, loud mouth who is really responsible for any severe piss-taking that goes on here.
-the Duke boys saved the day.

 

[Dude]

I agree with anything Nukes says.

 

[cainy]

and nukes is vertically challenged

 

[studsup]

and nukes is.............the load his mom should have swallowed

 

[knvb]

Re: Fitness... the great equalizer.

Question.. If pepper packet starts his career as a forward, is converted to a stopper, then gets another go at forward, and then finally this year finds himself a left midfielder, where does pepper packet forward/defender/midfielder go next? goalie You couldn't trap a bag of cement, so you had better work on your fitness

Back to back laughs from Cainy's posts. Are they skiing in hell yet because I think I just saw pigs fly past my window? The downer for me in this besides the fact my Pork Chops just became that much harder to catch, is he's getting a little too close to the truth for my liking. I just help post a 3-1 (they scored a PK)win in the CAT game last weekend.

Next stop PAU head coach. Then I'll know I've hit rock bottom.

 

[Sage]

A quick summary for those who missed it all

-Jimmy likes the FVSL

Hands off Jimmy.... don't touch Jimmy

That's gold Jerry......Goooooooold !!!

 

[Skip]

For those with a bit of the 'Gambler' in them, you may want to check this new bookie thread out. Betting is closed on Nov. 5th.

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6788

Finally!, something to waste all those valuable tokens on.

~Skip

 

[J D Walker]

For those with a bit of the 'Gambler' in them, you may want to check this new bookie thread out.

Finally!, something to waste all those valuable tokens on.

~Skip

thats all this threads got?...... pathetic. anyone know hoe to take the piss in here?..... fcuk off..... smokes now!

 

[J D Walker]

Re: Fitness... the great equalizer.

Question.. If pepper packet starts his career as a forward, is converted to a stopper, then gets another go at forward, and then finally this year finds himself a left midfielder, where does pepper packet forward/defender/midfielder go next? goalie You couldn't trap a bag of cement, so you had better work on your fitness

no shite..... buddy's a joke.


" now bitch..... get the fcuk outta my cab!"

 

[Skip]

thats all this threads got?...... pathetic. anyone know hoe to take the piss in here?..... fcuk off..... smokes now!

No. Could you please stay and show us how?

~S

 

[Skip]

Re: Fitness... the great equalizer.

no shite..... buddy's a joke.


" now bitch..... get the fcuk outta my cab!"

Strike two.....

One more, and you're outta here!

Skipreeeeaaallyhopingforstrike3

~S

 

[J D Walker]

what the fcuk is strike one? u want a donkey punch? beat it.









if u dont know how to ttp...... get a life...... all in good fun frasier

 

[Skip]

Steeeeerike Threeeeeeeee!!!!

Wow.....I'm speechless........really. That's good stuff.

Plonker!

I was going to delete your posts, but have since realized that they make for some good laughs.

Proof that a lifetime of drug abuse does indeed kill brain cells.

Justsayno.....

~S

 

[J D Walker]

Re: Steeeeerike Threeeeeeeee!!!!

Wow.....I'm speechless........really. That's good stuff.

Plonker!

I was going to delete your posts, but have since realized that they make for some good laughs.

Proof that a lifetime of drug abuse does indeed kill brain cells.

Justsayno.....

~S

no shite...... i'm funny, your not. you got something funny to say, say it! if not..... fcuk off. your a joke and beat it. skip........ skip to the the next pond or your gunna get donkey punched. I win JD 1-0....... and if you keep it going it going, its going to get embarrassing...... suffer the defeat and give me a smoke...... now fcuk off.

 

[ArroyoBunk]

hey skip, is this guy for real?
or just over his limit of JD's?

 

[Regs]

JD's a fcuking troll.

Fcuk the smokes, I need another pint.

2 week ban for the cnut.

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

I guess you can say he was donkey punched into next week.

 

[TheFenian]

Langley vs PAU
Being the diplomat, I think it needs to be said that there is not much difference between the two teams.
Same:
1. Both have guys on their teams with missy front teeth (LUFC - PornStar/ PAU - The native bird Guiness banged on the weekend)
2. Both have coaches named Mike.
3. Both teams have "communicators" (LUFC - Dude, PAU - Aves)
4. Both teams do not know when to stop drinking and make asses of themselves on the dance floor. (LUFC - Fenian, PAU - Sage)
5. Both teams know about PUller's wife's boobs.
6. Both teams have played with Puller's wife's boobs.
Difference
1. The only difference is the sweepers.
LUFC has a strong, talented, private school teacher committed to educating tomorrow's future, not afraid of committment, and a damn good looking guy.
PAU only has Skip.