Premier [FVSL Premier] - Results & Banter - Nov. 04'

[sid]

I always thought Guinness looked a bit like Sid!

Who's your daddy?



~Regs.

and you my friend look like jeff goldbloom

whos your fcuking daddy regs

sid

ps guinness looks like little speeds ramires /hees not a half pint hes the full measure /now back on topic lads

 

[Skip]

Re: Sid

well you got worts on your hole from riding too many pines in your time,or did you get worts from riding too many coaches

sid

'Worts' can't explain how confused I am by this post...........


~S

 

[studsup]

Re: Sid

THIS JUST IN: LOCAL HIGHSCHOOLS AND COLLEGES NOW OFFER ESL COURSES, SEEING AS HOW YOUR NOT PLAYING ANY SOCCER CAUSE ALL THE LEAUGUES ARE SHITE, YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO WORK ON YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR YOU ILLITERATE FCUK.

 

[Ballbaby]

Re: Sid

THIS JUST IN: LOCAL HIGHSCHOOLS AND COLLEGES NOW OFFER ESL COURSES, SEEING AS HOW YOUR NOT PLAYING ANY SOCCER CAUSE ALL THE LEAUGUES ARE SHITE, YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO WORK ON YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR YOU ILLITERATE FCUK.

Umm. Studsy? Quick, do an edit and nobody will notice you spelled leagues incorrectly.

 

[Yoda]

Anyone confirm that the Premier match between Whalley and GEU is cancelled this weekend?
Guess that'll mean the CAT team will be playing Whalley Premier.

 

[Dude]

Balls: he's a home ec teacher, not a Rhodes scholar. Home ec teachers are only one slight notch higher than phys ed teachers on the intelligence scale. I think it has something to do with reading the metric-to-imperial conversion chart from time-to-time.

Besides, he's off topic, and his post will soon be diverted to the LUFC Dance section.

Back on topic: will Skytrain be at the park tonight? I owe him a bevy for fleecing him on the LUFC Dance tickets.

 

[studsup]

Re: Sid

Umm. Studsy? Quick, do an edit and nobody will notice you spelled leagues incorrectly.

I knew some wanker would come along and ruin my test for sid, thanks ballsy

 

[Skip]

Somebody please!!

I knew some wanker would come along and ruin my test for sid, thanks ballsy

Nice save buddy!

Back on topic: will Skytrain be at the park tonight? I owe him a bevy for fleecing him on the LUFC Dance tickets.

Dude, how the fukc is this on topic!!! I don't have time to deal with this off-topic shite! I'm busy on a Pro-D day, doing a workshop on how to fill up basketballs.

Anyone confirm that the Premier match between Whalley and GEU is cancelled this weekend?

Was it scheduled for the Langley turf?


Over-worked and under-paid,

~Skip

WORTtoyourmother!

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Re: Sid

I knew some wanker would come along and ruin my test for sid, thanks ballsy

Agreed. Nice save, studsup! No worries, however...a couple more things for Sid to edit for you. Will he pass the test? Will he find Waldo? Tic. Toc. Tic. Toc.

 

[Yoda]

Skip, not at Langley, At AHP Matthews that apparently can't handle 2 games on that day.


Dude,
I called Skytrain and he won't be attending but said to give me his beer instead.
See ya there.

 

[Dude]

Not including acceptable slang, I’m counting a total of five grammar and spelling errors.

Skip: rule 89.1.2a, section 5, specification 8 in the TTP Constitution, Rev. 12 states:

“A Pisstaker is considered to be on topic if his or her post is within six (6) degrees of separation from said thread title.”


In this case:

Back on topic: will Skytrain be at the park tonight? I owe him a bevy for fleecing him on the LUFC Dance tickets.

1. LUFC Dance: a highly successful, yet underrated, fundraiser for the Langley United Soccer Club.
2. Tonight: Poco Dominion and LUFC face off tonight in the week 11 Premier fixture.
3. Park: the two teams face off tonight at Gates Field #1, at Reeves Park.
4. Skytrain: former hard nosed, cement footed center back / sweeper for Poco Dominion.
5. Fleecing: Skytrain was generous enough to purchase three (3) fundraiser tickets for the aforementioned Langley United Soccer Club fundraiser from me. He did this on the condition that I purchase him one (1) beer.
6. I owe him a bevy: I stiffed him on the beer, and intend to make good on the payment tonight after the LUFC vs. Poco Premier match.

As shown above, I’m well within the boundaries of posting on topic.

 

[Guinness]

Re: Sid

I don't exactly need to go down this road again, but I guess this is takethepiss and I do like to have a laugh, so to totally beat this dead horse with a hatchet one more time... (sorry mods)

Originally posted by sid vicious
players like you spouting off about been a player,your nothing son

I never stated I was, am or ever will be a player you would have the scouting ability to rate, however I do call what you somehow imagine up in your illiterate nature bullshite, due to the facts of many of your TTP-wide previous posts...
You constantly call anything FVSL bush and shite, including refs, clubs, players and its organizers on the whole... You seem to put yourself on a self-proclaimed pedistool in comparison to anyone in local football...

My piss take was simple: Why???

Again, you can slag me because I stuck it out with the best metro club in the province for 3 years and was never really a regular week in and out... Am now a member of PAU, which happen to be the FVSL Premier div. leaders (BUSH et all) and occasionally get a minute here and there (I know shocking isn't it?)... You can also have a go at half-pint/short stature all you want, but the fact I was getting at was YOUhave never thrown YOUR credentials on the line and backed them up!!! You love to be negative and jump on anything that will make yourself feel better about the fact you are, nor were anything more than a bully in Burnaby summer league!!! Live with that...

If you ask me, that's bush...

Peace, love and happiness, Guinness

 

[Red Dragon]

Rumour has it Langley has tried to cancel next week's game against PAU due to a chance of rain in Langley, thus the field will be unplayable.

Can anyone confirm?

 

[Yoda]

Untrue, it's next months rain they are cancelling the game for.
You can never be too careful.

 

[Ballbaby]

Re: Sid

I don't exactly need to go down this road again, but I guess this is takethepiss and I do like to have a laugh, so to totally beat this dead horse with a hatchet one more time... (sorry mods)



I never stated I was, am or ever will be a player you would have the scouting ability to rate, however I do call what you somehow imagine up in your illiterate nature bullshite, due to the facts of many of your TTP-wide previous posts...
You constantly call anything FVSL bush and shite, including refs, clubs, players and its organizers on the whole... You seem to put yourself on a self-proclaimed pedistool in comparison to anyone in local football...

My piss take was simple: Why???

Again, you can slag me because I stuck it out with the best metro club in the province for 3 years and was never really a regular week in and out... Am now a member of PAU, which happen to be the FVSL Premier div. leaders (BUSH et all) and occasionally get a minute here and there (I know shocking isn't it?)... You can also have a go at half-pint/short stature all you want, but the fact I was getting at was YOUhave never thrown YOUR credentials on the line and backed them up!!! You love to be negative and jump on anything that will make yourself feel better about the fact you are, nor were anything more than a bully in Burnaby summer league!!! Live with that...

If you ask me, that's bush...

Peace, love and happiness, Guinness

Guinness has a point. Way to stand up for yourself weeman. You are standing right?

 

[Guinness]

Re: Balls

Greek God,

It doesn't exactly look like it, but I am wearing my heels today!!!

BTW, God is an immaginary friend for grown ups!!!

 

[termatofylakas]

Poco 1-1 Langley

Poco scored with about 10 to go on a bad mistake by the Langley keeper. Langley tied it up with 30 secs to go on a freekick as the Poco goalie was trying to set up a wall. Ugly game! (and I don't mean it in terms of being cheap)

 

[star #1]

GN 2- Lions 1

Matt and Gagan with the goals to get the win after the lions opened the scoring.

 

[striker12]

Anyone confirm that the Premier match between Whalley and GEU is cancelled this weekend?
Guess that'll mean the CAT team will be playing Whalley Premier.

Both games are on Yoda.

What's with this comment about Premier boys playing with the Cat team? I don't know where you get your info from but don't give our premier squad any undeserved credit for the Cat boys success....they've earned their 4th place standing on their own and don't need our help.

Don' t you think if you're premier boys didn't play you would give some of them a run in the Cat game to stay in game shape? This is the kind of comment that anyone with an ounce of soccer sense would just assume and not bother posting....

 

[PainKiller]

Does anyone know if the makeup games from earlier in the season are going to be played in december? I think we would be playing Langley. If so, do you know when cause if it's the weekend of the 17th then i'll be back for the X-mas holidays, so watch out for GN to lose BIG that weekend for sure.Thanks. I'm off to South Beach.