I'm lookin' for a team!

[Captain Shamrock]

Lyza,

You're in and perhaps you could work on a sponsorship?


Club Ireland Sky Bar


It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?


Lyza, if you're anything like the photo posted by Argyle(well done by the way ), we have a couple of games this weekend at Hamilton Park in Richmond.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Lyza,
We've already got your championship shirt printed.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Lyza, I am sure you want to join a Co-Ed team were you don't have to worry about being Hit-on every time you show up at the pitch. That is why the Hairy Blue Dragons have the policy of NO Dating fellow team mates. Casual Sex with no strings attached is all that is tolerated on this team, so that players can cum to the pitch relaxed not having to worry about any Try Hard Geeks hitting on them.

I am really looking forward to the Co-Ed dance this year, down at Sky Bar, free Coat Check, that way better than Diago's on Kingsway.

Welcome aboard Lyza.

hosmayhavetocomeoutofretriement

 

[Lyza]

You guys are brutal!

Ouch, where'd you dig up that ugly-ass picture?

I just want to play some quality outdoor co-ed soccer and work on my tan... Without getting molested, thanks.

Does anyone SERIOUSLY have a co-ed outdoor summer team for me to join, or....

 

[Argyle]

Pay no mind to all the perverts here on TTP. They don't get out much! As for co-ed, send a PM to STD. He will direct you to any teams that need players.

P.S. If you don't like the picture then post another...stalking is such a tough, and under appreciated career!!!

 

[sweetcheeks]

Hi There.

 

[Argyle]

Hello...

 

[suburbanator]

After a little work, I located this pic along with an interview with Lyza

I love Google.

 

[girth]

So Lyza , how is your ball control? Are you better in the back or the front? If yes to any of these call me.