Bennifer: My idea of the noon news hour isn’t hearing about the latest in the lives of these two tragic people. 'JaymyassissoLo' and 'Ben Afcuk' can go to hell. I was planning on catching the sports highlights on Komo TV when the news casters finished up with the ‘break-up’ story. I almost switched the channel when they caught my ear stating: “Well, I’m glad we don’t have to report about those two anymore.” ~ Buh Bye!~
The two Tonys: Yes folks, I’ve recently spent countless hours viewing useless late night tv. These two Infomercial Gurus certainly take the cake: Tony Robbins(picture 1) and Tony Little.
Tony Little: (picture II)I’m sorry that you were in a tragic accident years ago are were confined to a wheelchair. I’m happy that you got back to be a stronger healthier motivational individual. You’d think with all that money you’re raking in you’d grab yourself a hair stylist. For goodness sakes set those locks free and get with the program. I’ve heard that you can get loads of cash for it.
The John Henson Project on Spike TV:
The Meat Maxi Pad: What the hell does this thing do other than produce more waste for the environment? You meat lovers will know what I'm talking about when you open up a package of chops/steaks/wings/ or ground beef. Does this thing actually do anything? I say, get rid of the maxi pad, suck it up and drain those juices yourself.
The 'General' public: No, I’m not including the members or guests of TTP who take the time out to read about what’s really important. I’m talking about the people who buy into celebrity chaos. Who gives a fcuk about Brittney and her wedding scam? I think it was a ploy to take the heat off her pal Michael Jackson. Speaking of that monkey, do we really want to know if he is guilty? We know he is guilty of things, perhaps every crime known to man “it’s black, it’s white...”. I’m not sure if anyone really cares that Halle Berry was taken to hospital after hurting herself on the Vancouver set of “Catwoman”. Perhaps her head was too swollen and went to the hospital to get her stomach pumped in order to fit into her tight leather catsuit. “Whatever” Don't even get me started on the Golden Globes
How's that for the closet?
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The two Tonys: Yes folks, I’ve recently spent countless hours viewing useless late night tv. These two Infomercial Gurus certainly take the cake: Tony Robbins(picture 1) and Tony Little.
Why didn't he use these techniques to help himself before marketing these 'tools'?For nearly two decades, Anthony Robbins has dedicated his life to discovering the most advanced principles for producing accelerated change.
He also leads the way in providing cutting-edge tools for individuals wanting to make radical improvements in their careers, emotional well-being, relationships, finances, time management, health and vitality, and professional growth.
Why are there so many hopeless, I mean 'homeless' people in the US?He also uses his dynamic skills and proven technologies to help children and the homeless.
He 'has' spoken, they must have tossed him on his arse before he could finish. Perhaps Fasty can tell us how Tony R. has helped out within the 'House'.Tony consults members of three royal families and provides daily and weekly coaching to several prominent world figures.
He was selected as a consultant for the regeneration of Sheffield, England and has spoken before members of the British House of Commons and the House of Lords.
Tony Little: (picture II)I’m sorry that you were in a tragic accident years ago are were confined to a wheelchair. I’m happy that you got back to be a stronger healthier motivational individual. You’d think with all that money you’re raking in you’d grab yourself a hair stylist. For goodness sakes set those locks free and get with the program. I’ve heard that you can get loads of cash for it.
The John Henson Project on Spike TV:
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of this new programming for men, especially the trashy shows I think this wannabe TV Host needs to go. His gestures, his voice, his looks, except for that gray patch of hair on the side of his head is Will Ferrel all over the place. Those of you who watch Spike TV on Sunday nights, hell every night, will see this guys face pop up on the lower left side of the screen. “A-nnoy-ing”Spike TV, America's network for men, is available in 86 million homes and is a division of MTV Networks. MTV Networks owns and operates the cable television programming services MTV:
The Meat Maxi Pad: What the hell does this thing do other than produce more waste for the environment? You meat lovers will know what I'm talking about when you open up a package of chops/steaks/wings/ or ground beef. Does this thing actually do anything? I say, get rid of the maxi pad, suck it up and drain those juices yourself.
The 'General' public: No, I’m not including the members or guests of TTP who take the time out to read about what’s really important. I’m talking about the people who buy into celebrity chaos. Who gives a fcuk about Brittney and her wedding scam? I think it was a ploy to take the heat off her pal Michael Jackson. Speaking of that monkey, do we really want to know if he is guilty? We know he is guilty of things, perhaps every crime known to man “it’s black, it’s white...”. I’m not sure if anyone really cares that Halle Berry was taken to hospital after hurting herself on the Vancouver set of “Catwoman”. Perhaps her head was too swollen and went to the hospital to get her stomach pumped in order to fit into her tight leather catsuit. “Whatever” Don't even get me started on the Golden Globes
How's that for the closet?
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