Captain Shamrock
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Reel em' in boys.........
Zenga,
Before you go 'widen your horizons'(I believe 'broaden' would have been more appropriate, but who cares?), I want you to know that I have never seen you play in net. You see, this site is called Takethepiss and quite honestly, my Italian friend, you are prime bait. Make sure you lighten up a little when you go overseas because chicks don't like guys who are uptight and guys who only like Italian soccer players. Remember to mention George Best. He was a ladies' man. Have I told you that he dated no less than TWO Miss World's?
Anyway, go broaden your horizons and let us know how your darts game is coming along. Darts is a universal sport. Ask the local bartender for a set of house darts and play until you're content. Chicks dig good dart players. I am not at that level yet, so I can't speak from first hand experience. However, I did notice the waitress staring at me today when I was the only person playing darts(a quick 30 minute practice) and wasn't eating or drinking.
So have fun in the sun, Zenga, and I am sure you will be able to add "Wanker of the Month" to your long list of accomplishments. Cheers, and lighten up a bit. Forza Zenga.
Captain
Remember one thing, Zenga. Chicks dig guys who can shoot their arrows straight.
Never said I was a good keeper but it shows the class you have buddy
Zenga,
Before you go 'widen your horizons'(I believe 'broaden' would have been more appropriate, but who cares?), I want you to know that I have never seen you play in net. You see, this site is called Takethepiss and quite honestly, my Italian friend, you are prime bait. Make sure you lighten up a little when you go overseas because chicks don't like guys who are uptight and guys who only like Italian soccer players. Remember to mention George Best. He was a ladies' man. Have I told you that he dated no less than TWO Miss World's?
Anyway, go broaden your horizons and let us know how your darts game is coming along. Darts is a universal sport. Ask the local bartender for a set of house darts and play until you're content. Chicks dig good dart players. I am not at that level yet, so I can't speak from first hand experience. However, I did notice the waitress staring at me today when I was the only person playing darts(a quick 30 minute practice) and wasn't eating or drinking.
So have fun in the sun, Zenga, and I am sure you will be able to add "Wanker of the Month" to your long list of accomplishments. Cheers, and lighten up a bit. Forza Zenga.
Captain
Remember one thing, Zenga. Chicks dig guys who can shoot their arrows straight.