Yellowmac is really Cam Wolley who is a Surrey animal farm keeper who looks after the little farm animals that certain (unnamed) TTPers are most fond of!
it's nice to see another chick on ttp. there are a few of us now, and as far as i'm aware, we are all superior piss takers when compared to our male counterparts.
i think captain shamrock may have a wee crush on you. ain't love grand?????