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For those who missed it the first time: [ame="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2134291888758683378&q=italian+training"]italian training camp[/ame]

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The Koala and the lizard

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says



"Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
 

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You guys are idiots. This is genius, really. It's all sitting right there.
 

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Come on guys it's striker14, stop giving her such a hard time. Everyone always gives her a hard time. She's just trying to have some fun. Can't we all just have a little fun.
 

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As serious as a psychotic ex-wife with a divorce attorney for a new boyfriend. Or maybe not. I haven't decided yet. Check back in fifteen minutes, I should know by then.
 

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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the BODIES.

Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.


Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.

Love, Vinnie
 

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