It's a Boy!

[TheRob]

TheRob just got of the phone with knvb.

At 8:04pm Mrs. knvb gave birth to a baby boy. They named the little mucker Jackson Davis. I thought they might squeeze TheRob in there somewhere, but what do you do.

Congratulations from TheRob's family to yours.

Can't wait to meet the little guy.

 

[One Dart]

Way to go...

Well done Double In. Jackson Davis eh? Little Jack ain't a bad name. Congratulations.

Is he coming to darts tomorrow?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Another roulette number.......

Congratulations, Double In. With a name like Jackson Hleucka, he has a chance to make the 2020/2021 NCAA All-Name team. Tre-men-dous. All the best from Stephen, Natasha, Alexandra, and Kira Burns.

Can't wait to meet the little guy

I know two little girls who won't be going anywhere near your little guy. EVER. That's just another freaking guy I have to worry about in the future........


BTW, was I right about the birth? You can PM me with the details......


Darts is off for the Captain tomorrow night too........

 

[Jinky]

Congrats on the baby beaker KNVB.

But Jackson Davis?

I think you watched too much Beachcombers growing up.

 

[ParkHead]

Congrats Knvb



Jackson Davies from Surrey, I just hope poor kid doesn't get your looks or hair!!



Hopefully he will be attending the next TTP function. It's your turn to drive anyway.





Parkhead

 

[knvb]

Bouncing Baby Beaker

Actually it's Jackson David, but thanks for the well wishes all the same. All of sudden I'm filled with all those feelings and worries I said I couldn't ever possible have or care about. Dad was right again. My wife is definitely my new hero though. 20 cnuting hours of labor and hardly a moan. Tre-men-dous stuff.

Captain, you were 100% right.Yeesh.

 

[bravedart]

Congrats

Congratulations KNVB, any more on the way?

Wishing you and yours a happy holidays.

Ciaran

 

[knvb]

any more on the way?

Jesus Bravedart, lets get the first one home first. What's your hurry? Do you need me to have a girl so you can have a starting 11 on Sunday? Ask Shamrock his two apparently aren't doing anything for the next.... 30 odd years.

 

[Fastshow]

nice one.........

Congratulations, Seaquam. I hope for the sake of your son he gets your wife's sporting genes. And her looks.

All the best with your new house and new bairn. Good work reproducing fella!

 

[the power]

Congrats.

KNVB I'll send a bottle of celebratory soju out for you. That will likely kill any chance you have of reproducing again. Seriously, all the best for the you guys.

 

[SC]

Already?

It seems like yesterday that she actually conceived

~Well done on the name...

"Baby Jack" suits him fine!

+All the best
SC

 

[Ballbaby]

knvb,

I have to tell you that there can be no better post than reading a birth announcement.

Congratulations!

Tell me there is no better experience than witnessing the birth of your own child. Congratulations again!

 

[Jinky]

20 cnuting hours of labor

To coin a phrase.

Or you could have used "20 labour hours of cnuting".

 

[Guinness]

Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Hleucka

Well done my son.... well done...
20 hours seems like a long fricken time... Knowing the Missus, she was probably soo quiet because she was ignoring you and all the moaning you were no doubtly up to!!!

"Jen can you hurry up, I'm hungry"...
or
"Are we there yet, I want to go home and play on TTP"...

Congrats to you both and many well wishes, JC

 

[Dude]

A healthy baby boy! Great news! Brings me back to when Mini Dude & Dudette blessed my wife and I by coming into our lives. Two words: AWE-SOMME!

You looked, didn’t you? Foolish boy. What’d I tell you…like a grenade going off in your happy place…


Congrats,

Meade.

(BTW- keep the little fcuker away from my baby girl!)

 

[Regs]

Congrats KNVB!

Isn't there an actor named Jackson Davies? A tribute perhaps?

~Regs.

 

[Reccos]

Congratulations

All the best to you and your wife!

In no time at all, little KNVB will be on here piss taking and teaching his daddy how to do it right.

 

[Yoda]

Congrats to Jen

Everyone keeps congratulating KNVB but Jen did all the work.
All K did was 30 seconds of clenching to make it last, she did eveything after that.


Congrats to you both.
Can't wait for the housewarming/newbaby party?

For eveyone's info, they got the name from K's favourite 2 artists.

Michael Jackson and Craig David


Congrat's again from Mr. and Mrs. Yoda.
PS: We need to talk, i only have 4 months left to prepare.


Feel free to post pics of Mini Beak in the Premium Members Section.

 

[Sage]

not another pasty red-headed white guy

I'm gutted, you promised you'd call him Jackson Moe David Oh well, maybe the next one.

Congrats big fella, I kept telling them all that your "boys" couldn't swim, but I guess I was wrong

But seriously, congrats to you and your missus, I'm sure this is the best X-mas gift of all time.

 

[Hands of Stone]

20 Hours to Finish

Now I know why knvb's finish is so bad, a soccer game only lasts 90 mins. Now I know why Mrs. HOS talks about C-Sections so much, who want the 20 hours of labour.

Congrats knvb, what a great Christmas Gift.

HOS