Labour Day Weekend

[Regs]

I'm hearing a lot of stories of things going on this weekend.

Besides the BCFC tourney, which BTW, should be on fire Saturday afternoon, where are TTPers planning to be this weekend?

Which of you are planning to be at the Burnaby Tourney?

~TBwhoinvitesalltoBurnabyforapintsaturdayafternoon.

 

[TheRob]

Missed One

You missed one. I predict he will also get really drunk and pass out naked in the middle of the beer garden.

 

[Hands of Stone]

No Free Pints For You! One Year!

This poll you have started makes T-BONE very angry.
I will be the Pit Boss for the Beer Garden on Sunday, after we play the flying cnuts .

Get clattered by you, that's the best laugh I've had all week, and I watched Best in Show last night.

Watch yourself in the garden TB, I may have to weed out a few of you bad seeds.

I vote for the T-Bone dance or outfit from wedding.

HOS~

 

[Regs]

poll updated

Good one TR... I forgot about that

Cocco,

Just bring it.

~TBwhojusttoldCoccotobringit.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Hope TR still goes to INDY

I will let that one slide TR because I still want you to go to Indy.

This in turn frees up your wife and daughter to be our half naked beer garden girls for the weekend.

TB, you are now banned from the beer garden.

HOS

 

[knvb]

outside looking in

Don't worry Regs I'll hand pints to you on the out side of the fence.



foracertainfeeofcourse

 

[sensei_hanson]

I'm playing with Sporting. So is JB and Gomesy.

 

[Regs]

Busy man

Cocco,

Looking at the poll results so far, it seems you're going to be quite the busy manwhore.

Tell me, how are your going to combat pints being passed outside of the beer garden by KNVB?

~TBlookingforanswers.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Large Belly

TB

By looking at the small size of the wings that you gave me, I will not be able to protect the flock of drinkers in the garden, from you and other big bad flying cnuts, with my itsy bitsy wings.

However, the large pink belly that you gave me will be very valuable in bouncing the unwanted, and still able to supply a nipple for the drinkers to suckle in the garden.

I will have an eye out for large shinny heads trying to sneak into my Animal Farm.

MAJOR "Four legs good, two legs bad"

 

[Hands of Stone]

Big Signing

Word on the street is that a former "should have had his jersey retired, plays in the most competive beer league in B.C., and wants to clatter TB" all-star player could suit up for BCFC this weekend at the big tourny.
Lets hope he comes out fit, and that he is out on a run right now.

MAJOR

 

[Regs]

Are you sure?

...and wants to clatter TB

But I have so many friends. I can't imagine anyone wanting to clatter TB. That being said, I'm not afraid of you or any of your pufta team-mates.

Bring on your henchmen, Cocco. I'll be waiting.

~TBwhoisdonewiththechatter.Timeforaction.

 

[CDK]

Is a clatter the same a chunger?

Well, at least I'll finally get that prize pakage that Regs has been holding onto for so long. I'll be in he beer gardens all day, Regs....I should be easy to find....

 

[Regs]

it's about time

CD,

What's this PG croat team like?

~TB.

 

[CDK]

PG Croatia

The last time I saw them was just over a year ago at the Western Canadian Croatian tournament... Lets just say they could probably beat RUFC B.

Since they won the Provincial B Cup they may have picked up a few players and......ahh fcuk it! How the fcuk am I supposed to know!! I don't go to PG and watch them play. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

 

[sarge]

Peg's New Keeper

The most prolific goal scorer in the VMSL will be making his debut in goal for the flying cnuts this weekend.

#16 was coached by HOS at the fine art of keeping.

Watch out TB as I am new to this position.

Now you have two keepers to watch out for.

Sarge : Writen by HOS.

TR how was the INDY today.

 

[Tee]

HOS

Prediction:

You will be chipped at 17 minutes in the first half of the Peg v BCFC match.

 

[sarge]

Hi val

Total elation are the only words to describe how I feel to be part of the TTP site. HOS is out of order at this time talking to T who claims to be annialated. Lems my gnod.

 

[sensei_hanson]

Scores from the Burnaby tournament day 1

Croatia"A" 0
PoCo 3

Indo 1
Sportstown 1

Sporting 0
Burnaby 1


Pegasus 5
PG Croatia 1


Congrats to HOS who recorded a shutout against the vaunted Sporting offense. We almost had you on that header that rang off the crossbar, but other than that chances were few and far between for both teams. Better luck nex time, then.

I hate Crow's long-throws and Millar's flick-ons. Bastards.

 

[Ballbaby]

Who won?

So who won the Burnaby Canadians Tourny?

I was playing in the North American Fiji Tourny held in Surrey this year. Last year it was in California, but of course this year, my first year, it's in Reg's hometown.

The Fijian people are extremely hospitable! It was very enjoyable.

So Sensei, let's hear one of your lengthy summations.

 

[CDK]

I'm not sure what they're putting in the beer at the BCFC tourney...it's giving me a terrible headace.