Match Day 9 - The second round begins

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Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 6:50 AM
2-Jennifer Lopez vs 10-Beyonce Knowles


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 7:50 AM
4-Penelope Cruz vs 5-Jessica Simpson


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 8:50 AM
3-Kitana Baker vs 11-Gwen Stefani


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 9:50 AM
8-Jenna Jameson vs 1-Anna Kournikova
 

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Make or Break Day

A little worried with the Jenna vs. Anna match, with Anna Number 1 and me picking Jenna to go all the way.

I smell big upset and then smooth sailing to the Final.

Plus, with it now out that Anna is divorced, she is used goods, and Jenna is such a saint.

HOS
 

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Oh well HOS, no worries. If Jenna loses just remember we can always use more parking here in downtown Vancouver and seeing as you could park an aircraft carrier in her snatch there is money to be made. Sign me up for the early bird special.
 

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I have not seen that Video

But is it the one where Jenna joins the Navy.

She is such a talented girl.

HOS

That parking spot might cost a little more than the 50 bucks a month;)
 

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so, Miss Jameson is an actor? i havent heard of her before this event...

...what would i have seen her in?
 

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You might have seen her is such educational films as...., Girls night out or Forest Hump or perhaps Edward Penis hands

Troy McClure.
 

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hmmm, as i rummage through classicfilms.com i fail to find mention of Miss Jameson anywhere

the feature films the two of you have supplied me are also not listed on this prestigious site. i can only conclude that Miss Jameson must be a shy, quiet woman with no want or regard for public attention.

i will look forward to her next piece of work, whenever it cums out
 

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Apparently. Hey, I think HOS has a crush on Jenna. Maybe one day he'll marry her and could invite people over for hot tub parties. In her gash. I haven't seen a twat that size since Gordon Campbell was arrested for DUI.
 

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The Tub is Shaved

Originally posted by Dapotayto
Maybe one day he'll marry her and could invite people over for hot tub parties. In her gash.
You have a real thing for the size of this Birds Cnut, it cracks me up.
Don't you know that size doesn't matter, and that half the broads in this competition are no better than my precious Jenna.

Hot Tub is open, just don't go in the Dirty Pool behind it, that is for special guests only:eek: .
Oh, the Dirty Pool.

HOS
 

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Fire in the hole!

Actually HOS, I must say you're precious Jenna has a brilliant attitude. God...bless...her...slutty...little...heart.


She's nothing next to Jaime Pressley though.
 

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4 4 4 today

Some Chick tourney stats I found
All-time bigger dance contestants ranked by winning percentage (must have made the final four at least once).

1. Anna Kournikova (16-2) (88.8%)

2. Ali Landry (17-3) (85.0%)

3. Britney Spears (10-2) (83.3%)

4. Halle Berry (17-4) (80.1%)

4. Brooke Burke (4-1) (80.0%)

6. Faith Hill (11-3) (78.6%)

7. Kathy Ireland (10-3) (76.9%)*

8. Elizabeth Shue (10-3) (76.9%)*

9. Alyssa Milano (16-5) (76.2%)

10. Jennifer Aniston (18-6) (75.0%)

11. Shania Twain (17-6) (73.9%)

12. Ashley Judd (13-5) (72.2%)

13. Jennifer Lopez (11-5) (68.8%)

14. Sarah Michelle Gellar (8-5) (61.5%)

Totals.....................(178-53) (77.1%)

*RETIRED

All-Time Rankings by weighted scoring (receive 1 point for each 1st round win...points double per round...32pts for champion)

1. Ali Landry = 133 points

2. Anna Kournikova = 125 points

3. Halle Berry = 105 points

4. Kathy Ireland = 71 points

Britney Spears = 71 points

6. Alyssa Milano = 65 points

7. Jennifer Aniston = 58 points

8. Shania Twain = 52 points

9. Faith Hill = 45 points

10. Ashley Judd = 40 points





Others above .500 (with 5 or more wins)

1. Denise Richards (9-4) (69.2%)

2. Tyra Banks (9-5) (64.3%)

3. Elle MacPherson (6-4) (60%)

4. Salma Hayek (6-5) (54.5%)



Most Career Wins

1. Jennifer Aniston = 18

2. Ali Landry = 17

Halle Berry = 17

Shania Twain = 17

5. Anna Kournikova = 16

Alyssa Milano = 16

7. Ashley Judd = 13

8. Faith Hill = 11

Jennifer Lopez = 11

10. Britney Spears = 10

Kathy Ireland = 10

Elizabeth Shue = 10





Most Final Four Appearances

1. Anna Kournikova (3)

Alyssa Milano (3)

Shania Twain (3)

4. Ali Landry (2)

Halle Berry (2)

Elizabeth Shue (2)

Ashley Judd (2)

8. Britney Spears (1)

Kathy Ireland (1)

Faith Hill (1)

Jennifer Aniston (1)

Sarah Michelle Gellar (1)

Jennifer Lopez (1)

Brooke Burke (1)



Most Elite 8 Appearances

1. Jennifer Aniston (4)

2. Anna Kournikova (3)

Alyssa Milano (3)

Halle Berry (3)

Faith Hill (3)

Shania Twain (3)

Ashley Judd (3)

Jennifer Lopez (3)

9. Ali Landry (2)

Kathy Ireland (2)

Britney Spears (2)

Elizabeth Shue (2)

Denise Richards (2)

14. 9 others with (1)



The Worst!

1. Heather Locklear (1-5)

2. Janet Jackson (2-5)

3. Toni Braxton (2-5)

4. Vanessa Williams (1-4)

5. Julia Roberts (1-4)

6. Demi Moore (0-3)

7. Christina Aguilera (0-3)

8. Leslie Miller (0-3)

9. Madonna (1-3)

10. Catherine Zeta-Jones (2-3)





Other Interesting Info

*Longest Winning Streak = 14 (Ali Landry '98-'00)

*Longest Losing Streak = 5 (Toni Braxton '98- present)

*Most wins/losses against single person= 3

Alyssa Milano is (3-0) v. Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is (3-0) v. Leslie Miller

*Shania Twain lost to the eventual champion/ runner-up from 1997-2001! (4 years to the champion, 1 year to the runner-up)

*Unlike in college basketball, a #16 has beaten a #1 seed in the Bigger Dance (Alica Silverstone defeated Demi Moore in 1997)

*A #15 seed has never won ( (1) #14 has won, and (4) #13 seeds have won however in the first round)

*There has never been a shut-out in any match (least votes ever recieved is 2)

*Jennifer Aniston is a favorite of the Bigger Dance Selection Committee-- she has been ranked #1 (4) times, and #2 (2) times.

*2 time champion Ali Landry won her first title in 1998 officially as "the Doritos Girl"-- there was rarely a mention of her real name throughout the tournament!
 

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I Blame Regs for All of This

He tricks us into believing that Jenna is Seeded #1, but then changes it all after the Comp. is started.

First, How can a #1 seeded Porn Star not win it all, but a #8 seeded washed up HO is very beatable, especially by the hottest athlete in the world.

Regs, I hope you have two micro-waves, because I am coming over to pick one.

This is the only way that Regs could oust Splash as 2-time Chump.

HOS:mad:
 

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Match Day 9 Recaps

3 4 4 :D

Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 6:50 AM
2-Jennifer Lopez - 43 vs 10-Beyonce Knowles - 21

(LYNDEN) – Jennifer Lopez returned to familiar ground as the singer/actress once again advanced to the sweet 16 with a 43 to 21 victory over Beyonce Knowles in a second round match up. Lopez hasn’t had a ton of competition thus far, posting a 19 point win in the first round over Sue Bird before this morning’s 22 point win over Beyonce Knowles. Lopez is making her sixth Bigger Dance appearance.


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 7:50 AM
4-Penelope Cruz - 31 vs 5-Jessica Simpson - 32

(LONGVIEW) -- A dramatic second round clash ended with Jessica Simpson edging Penelope Cruz by a final of 32 to 31. Neither team led by more than four points in a see-saw battle and neither put together more than a three-basket string down the stretch. Simpson, competing in her third Bigger Dance, has advanced to the sweet 16 for the first time.


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 8:50 AM
3-Kitana Baker - 37 vs 11-Gwen Stefani - 19

(CARNATION) – The catfight girl did it again. Kitana Baker, a pre-tournament favorite in her Bigger Dance debut, pulverized “No Doubt” lead singer Gwen Stefani 37 to 19 in the second round from Carnation Golf Course. Baker extended her lead after dropping Stefani with a left hook in the bunker surrounding the 16th green.


Field of 32 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/29/03 at 9:50 AM
8-Jenna Jameson - 26 vs 1-Anna Kournikova - 40

(LAKE CHELAN) – Perennial power Anna Kournikova ousted porn-star Jenna Jameson 40 to 26 in the final second round match up of the day. Kournikova and Jameson were even at 12-12 in the early going, but the Russian tennis/modeling star pulled away with a furious second half run to cast aside the upstart Jameson. A huge sweet 16 matchup awaits Kournikova as she is scheduled to tip off against the five seed, Jessica Simpson.

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Unlucky for the porn star... I'd call you all rookies except that the two-time defending TTP champ took her as his queen as well :rolleyes:

A new champ is on the way!!!

~Regs.
 

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What?

Anna over Jenna?

How many people does that one totally screw over?

:D
 

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some consolation

Anna was the only one I got right. :p

My worst CT ever.:(
 
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