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An old man (Kevan) walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Kevan : I'm 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?
Kevan : What sins?
Priest (stunned): What kind of a Catholic are you?
Kevan : I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Kevan : I'm telling everybody!
Kevan : I'm 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?
Kevan : What sins?
Priest (stunned): What kind of a Catholic are you?
Kevan : I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Kevan : I'm telling everybody!