MMU Elite 8 Fight #3 Jinky versus TotalBastard

You Decide The Winner

  • Your Sweet Aunt Jinky

    Votes: 15 45.5%
  • Mean Old Regs

    Votes: 18 54.5%

  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .

Jinky

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Jinky 8-1 versus TotalBastard 20-1

TB's game face may scare most TTPers but not me.

Just look at it.
 

Zaurrini

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Jinky

Now that you have met the missus, I will be sure to have her log on tonight!! Any chance we can remove any Golf Tourney Ads for about twenty minutes while the missus is on???
:confused:
Forza Jinky!:D

Mean Regs:mad:
 

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Now has a Bird VS. No Longer Has Bird

Two HBDE going toe to toe, this could be bigger than Tyson vs. Lewis on June 6.

Only on TTP, Only on TTP

HOSorDonKing
 

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knnnnvvvvvvvvb, stststop bububugging me

If you follow boxing and know Don King, he often says things twice.
"Only in America, Only in America"

This would be a great DonKingvision fight.

Now put the Subway back in your mouth and stop posting stupid comments.

HOStinksitsToonieTuesday:p
 

Rangerforever

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Nice picture Jinks.
What makes it more intimidating is the awful green colour in the background.
Fcuk do I hate anything green.

Who do I pick?

The creator or my mentor?
The Moderator or the Mod?
My club connection or the Celtic connection?

Like the Fasty/Captain bout, this one is viciously early in the quest.

TB: due to your busy schedule, I find you may be ill-prepared to battle the ferocious wit of the legendary Jinky.

Sorry Regs, Jinky to win in another long one.





Oh Flower of Scotland.......
 

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I think I just saw this match up on Celebrity boxing...

Manute (sp) Bull and William "Refrigerator" Perry

And as the match went the other night…the 4-foot gumby reach from Regs will over come the short stubby power of Jinky!


William Perry
Nickname: "The Refrigerator"
Age: 39
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 350-plus
Reach: 88”


VS.
Manute Bol
Nickname: "The Sudanese Freedom Fighter"
Age: 42
Height: 7’7”
Weight: 240
Reach: 102”
 

Jinky

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"you can keep a lot of coke in a fridge"

That's okay Notty.

I can't help but notice that the TTPers who have voted for me are all fine footballers while those who have supported Manute are,.....well,.....um,...very nice people I'm sure.
 

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well, I'm torn

Jinks, give yourself some credit, and pick up your socks man!

Riggy does have a nasty bite though :eek:

+SCwantsadraw!:rolleyes:
 

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I voted for Regs because Jinky has been a cnut towards me ever since I first logged on to TTP 3 years ago. Regs was always straight forward, made me feel comfortable and welcomed me to the team while Jinky talked behind my back and encouraged others to pick on me.

Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me. But Regs, he was always there to pick me up, dust me off and tell me to keep my chin up.

So I say vote for Regs because Regs will always be a friend who is there for you and who will never turn his back on you...unless your name is Gregor.
 

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Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me.
For starters, I wasn't laughing at you, I just remembered something funny. I didn't kick you when you were down, I simply tripped over you while you were passed out behind a bush. Finally, yes I did piss on you but it was dark behind that bush and my aim is poor when I'm TakinAPiss.

Ps, It wasn't me who told people to pick on you.

It was Fastshow. But you didn't hear that from me.
 

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tosser-up

What a difficult choice this was. Jinky introduced me to The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Bags (copyright Buckfast 1998), and still has photographic evidence of me wearing women's trousers while the owner of said trousers lay prone and passed out beneath three of PoCoMo's finest. That said, he also put me up against the people's champion in Captain Shitpicks and no one will touch the Captain in this poxy little tournament. At least he'll have won something for once in his life. Jinky still hasn't answered a Dear Jinky question I asked him back in early 1971, either. Back when we'd just got back from 'Nam. As such, I'm still having to wander around London carrying a little dog just so I can use the escalators. Balls.

I have voted for Regs given the fact that he is able to stitch people up with such magnificent banner art and it made me laugh at loud this morning. TTP has not been able to do that for me in too many weeks now and for his effort I am grateful.

 

Jinky

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Yeah I know, it made me laugh too.

BTW, sorry for not giving you an answer but the joke is already made in the question, innit?

It was the same with Beaker's question. There's nothing to work with there really, is there?

Or maybe I'm just a pussy.

Oh well, back to the fight.
 

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clag.....

Re: Dear Jinky.I thought you'd go to town with that one. I thought we would be seeing a brave new dawn of stand-up. Smothers Brothers be damned.

Re: your private message. I cannot reply to you since your inbox is full. I knew a girl like that once. So did Buckfast such was the level of her depravity. Anyway, since I cannot respond and you cannot access your e-mails, have you tried 'Pocomo' as a password? Failing that, send me another e-mail address and I'll send the under-7's porn you like there instead from now on.
 

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Regs

I always go with the underdog.

Besides, Jinky's rendition of Reg's game day photo scares me. It is remarkably accurate, right down to the ears and "hair".:eek:
 

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Oops!

Just checked the voting...I guess mean old Regs isn't such an underdog. My vote would have tied it for sweet Aunt Jinky, but instead, she now sits two behind.:eek:
 

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