Mythical match-up #3 Delta back line vs. A Wet Paper Bag

[Jinky]

Mythical match-up #3

The early scouting report from Sensei wasn't too favourable for the Delta mob.

 

[Jinky]

OOOOOHHHHHFFFF!!

And the wet paper bag is out to a commanding lead on the judges' cards. If the Delta backline don't start defending soon the ref might just have to halt this fight early.

Seedy,
what are the keys to victory for either side?

 

[Jinky]

Thanks Seedy Clancy.

 

[CDK]

C'mon Jinky,

What am I supposed to say here? Are we talking about a 6'ft wet paper bag with a stiff jab?

This match-up immediately demonstrates the problem with pitting two fighters with diferent chemical make ups against each other in what really is a mythical matchup. Delta's back line consisting 4 of the poorest excuses for fullbacks I have ever seen and a wet paper bag that could box, which I have never seen.. It would be difficult to get this fight sanctioned.

Prediction:
The Wet Paper Bag would enter as an off the boards favorite, and once the bell rang, It would do as it pleased. I guess?

 

[Jinky]

What if the bag was dry?

Would that affect the odds?

 

[sensei_hanson]

Dry bag in three. Wet bag might need to go past 10. Fibres are pretty durable when they 'aint moist.

7-1.

 

[Jinky]

The ref is gonna let this one go on just to see how high the count can get.

 

[Jinky]

Well, most of these polls are open for seven days (the new ones are for five) and therefore this fight is over, if it ever really started.

I declare The Wet Paper Bag , the winner!

Hard luck Delta Backline, good effort.


~the WPB and his handlers leave the ring in victory.

 

[Ballbaby]

Jinky,

You actually went surfing for a jpeg of paper bags. How exciting!

Think about it Jinky.

jinkyisbeginningtoloseitandasafriendithinkishouldhelphim

 

[Jinky]

Ballbaby,

Taking the extra 15 seconds to make a post just right is what separates a TTP Superstar like me from the rabble.

There. I said it.