Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. Right away they
>> go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy,
>> "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can
>> help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
>> budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry. "Put dem
>> in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys
>> pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into
>> Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the
>> hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot
>> drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says
>> Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag,
>> places them on his shoulders and jumps off the
>> cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge
>> and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by
>> a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff
>> he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie
>> jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
>> =========== PART TWO=================
>> A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to
>> the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar
>> 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and
>> then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus
>> is carrying a gun. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus
>> says and launches himself over the edge of the
>> cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes
>> the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus
>> continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as
>> he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes
>> his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat
>> parrotshooting nider."
>> ==========PART THREE=================
>> A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean
>> strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he
>> walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead
>> of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and
>> launches himself off the cliff with the usual
>> result. Once more Paddy shakes his head... "Fock me
>> Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping,
>> den Seamus parrot shooting, and now you fockin' hen
>> gliding."
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>> go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy,
>> "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can
>> help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
>> budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry. "Put dem
>> in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys
>> pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into
>> Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the
>> hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot
>> drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says
>> Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag,
>> places them on his shoulders and jumps off the
>> cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge
>> and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by
>> a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff
>> he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie
>> jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
>> =========== PART TWO=================
>> A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to
>> the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar
>> 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and
>> then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus
>> is carrying a gun. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus
>> says and launches himself over the edge of the
>> cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes
>> the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus
>> continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as
>> he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes
>> his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat
>> parrotshooting nider."
>> ==========PART THREE=================
>> A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean
>> strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he
>> walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead
>> of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and
>> launches himself off the cliff with the usual
>> result. Once more Paddy shakes his head... "Fock me
>> Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping,
>> den Seamus parrot shooting, and now you fockin' hen
>> gliding."
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