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Dude

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At least he died doing something he loved to do. We should all be so lucky.

If I ever die, I want my tombstone to read: "Dude succumbed to injuries suffered in a fight to the death against a 20' long Great White Shark, while surfing off the coast of Tahiti. Before taking his last breath, Dude dinned on the great beast's still beating heart, which he killed by beating it with his severed leg. Dude, and his hair, will be missed."
 

Dapotayto

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More like "Dude died from a massive corony today after having a spectacular hissy-fit when Owen Hargreaves was named captain of the England team and won the European player of the year award" (He is, after all, European). But at least Dude died doing someting he loved. Bitching like a whiny bastard over nothing.
 

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More like Dude was eaten alive on the beach as he was writing love letters in the sand to some Cnut in Canada.

:D
 

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What's sad is that what you describe is likely to happen.

~Hargreaves = thankless Cnut.
 

Dude

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What's sad is that what you both describe is likely to happen.

~Hargreaves = thankless Cnut.
~KNVB = Cnut.
 

cside17

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I only do this, because some one has to!

I enjoyed his shows, as did my kids. But this is what my 11 yr old daughter came home with today!

APPARENTLY THE NEW RANGE OF 'STEVE IRWIN SUN BLOCK' HAS BEEN RECALLED AFTER THE DISCOVERY THAT IT DOESN'T PROTECT AGAINST RAYS




JIMMY NAIL HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO SING CROCODILE SHOES AT STEVE IRWINS FUNERAL. STING WAS FIRST CHOICE BUT WAS CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE.

How does an 11 yr old girl, in a private school come up with this?


RIP Steve
 

Dude

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Yeah, there's a lot of Croc Hunter jokes and imitations going around...good natured though.

"Ain't she beautiful!" (While holding a scorpion an inch from his face) :D

Again, gotta say that the man lived his dream. We'd all love to be paid to play soccer, well that guy made a career out of doing what he loved to do, full time. He leaves behind a legacy, too. It's like guys who die in a racecar, of caught in an avalanche on a back country ski trip...they're in their element, and if they are going to go, it is doing what they love to do, with no regrets. Full respect.

To a man who lived every day- RIP. :)
 

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