Scotland versus SPL Foreign All Star Squad

[Jinky]

Scotland coach Berti Vogts has suggested that the national team play an annual game against an Allstar team consisting of foreigners playing in the SPL.

Proceeds from the game would go towards grassroots football, just as happens in a similar game initiated by Vogts in Germany.

With a limit of only 2 players from both Auld Firm teams, pick your foreign all-star team for such a match.

I'll go first.



Gk -Klos (Rangers)

Def -Mjallby (Celtic)
-Dindeleux (Kilmarnock)
-Skerla (Dunfermline)
-McKenna (Hearts)

Mid -Nemsadze (Dundee)
-Valois (Hearts)
-Caballero (Dundee)
-Amor (Livingston)

Fwds -Larsson (Celtic)
-DeBoer (Rangers)

Yes, that's right, no Xausa

 

[Rangerforever]

Fcuk, I had to think on this one.
Jinky: your knowledge of this league is second to none if you can just rattle off something like that.
It's tough too limiting your Auld Firm picks.

Here's mine:

Goalkeeper:

Dubourdeau - Motherwell

Defenders:

Fenwick - Hibs (Had to put in a different Canadian than you)
Skerla - Dunfermline
Matyus - Hibs
Numan - Rangers

Midfield:

Valois - Hearts
Carranza - Dundee
Caballero - Dundee
Arteta - Rangers

Strikers:

Larsson - Celtic
Hartson - Celtic

 

[Buckfast]

Depressing

Not only are the Scottish players shite, but so are the imports. Fcuk off, CD. Cnut.

I have been at it all day. I was working my Johnny Foreigner squad, also......

3-4-1-2

Goals:

Nicky Colgan (Hibs) - only because what's his nuts from Livi signed on with C***ic

Defenders:

Rubio (Livi)
Khizanishvili (Dundee)
Amo (Teddy Bears)

Midfield:

Arteta (Teddy Bears)
Nemsadze (Dundee)
Amor (Livi)
Quino (Livi)

Mid/Striker

Sutton (C***ic)

Strikers:

Larsson (C***ic)
DeVries (Hearts)


Buckastivishilli

 

[Captain Shamrock]

How can deBoer NOT be on the team? He is the best player in Scotland right now, behind Ghod of course. Hartson is a big fat fcuking tub of goo. He belongs on NO all-star team..

 

[Buckfast]

Shut your ****in' cake hole and put a fcukin' squad out, Hot Shot.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Bad batch of sugar, Buckfast?



Klos

Dindeleux Balde Rubio



Wiss Ferguson Nemsadze Rutkiewicz



DeBoer Larsson DeVries

 

[Buckfast]

Ferguson?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Yes, since I have been watching Fox Sports World Canada, he has impressed me a lot. He strikes a ball well with both feet and actually sprays the ball nicely too. He is a nutter though, which is obviously his downfall. If the refs had any balls, they would throw him out more. He kind of reminds of Gasgoigne in terms of his temperment and even his ability to knock the ball around. As much as I hate to admit it, he is a very good player. I think DeBoer is still a world class player. I heard he might be coming over to Celtic next year......

 

[Buckfast]

Remedial TTP

Is that Vladimir Ferguson or El Mohammed Akbar Ferguson?

By your description, it sounds like Barry Ferguson. But he's Scottish?

Hey, Jinky!!!!!!! Captain isn't playing by the rules.

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Oops. Sorry, I got carried away. Too much sugar, don't ya know?

Let's replace El Greco Ferguson with Arteta. I still meant what I said about that cnut Ferguson though....


I must go kill a cat now.

 

[Jinky]

He might as well name Ferguson in the Foreign squad.

It's not as if he would be in the Scotland squad. He usually comes up with some kind of injury whenever he's picked.

 

[Jinky]

Since Bazzadonna has been brought up, I thought this article in the Scotsman really put the king of the neds' talent into perspective.


ps where's Guinness' picks?

 

[Rangerforever]

Well that's fcuking great Capitano.
Now that you've replaced Ferguson with Arteta, you still have three Rangers in your line-up.
Honest mistake as we'd all like more Rangers in our teams but the part that made it tough was Jinks limited the selection to two players only from the each of the Auld firm clubs.


Of course I would take Deboer over Hartson, but my strategically placed starting 11 was the best team to build under Jinky's harsh restrictions, not the best 11 players.

You really don't have a clue do you?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Sorry, I give up.......Let's go with the goalie who was just transfered to Celtic. There I feel a lot better now.