Signs (& visual jokes)

[SC]

not quite a visual joke, but perhaps you may think so

SC didn't want to start another thread > >

Little Red:

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she
sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees
the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'

With that the wolf jumps up and screams,

'Will you fcuk off, I'm trying to shite!'

 

[Sliver]

KNVB as a child

I didn't know where to post this picture so I'm putting it here.

 

[knvb]

Bastard. I've been saving that picture for weeks.

 

[Yoda]

Leafs #1

Bye Bye!

 

[Yoda]

Leaf #2

See Ya!

 

[Yoda]

Leafs #3

Adios!

 

[SC]

did you come up with that on your own?

Brilliant stuff Yogi

+SC

 

[Yoda]

Nope

Can't take credit for those ones.

Wish I could though.

They're MAGIC!!!!

 

[SC]

How cigarettes are made

 

[SC]

my computer has melted

 

[knvb]

Suddenly your signature makes sence.....

 

[Notty]

That last pic is the worst thing I have ever seen...ahhhh I have seen the demon!

 

[SC]

K-nobby WTF?

Originally posted by knvb
Suddenly your signature makes sence.....

Due to the picture or the soccer?

For Shame Son, for shame

 

[SC]

Roll up the rrrrrrrrrrrrrim to win!

Only in Ontario

 

[SC]

Can't look away at this one

I spotted this 'beaut' at Newlands Golf Course the other day. The first time I laid eyes on him, well, let's just say 'he certainly brought tears to my eyes'

+SC

 

[cside17]

Mad Cow!

Check this out Don't know if it has been posted before. Pretty funny!

 

[Keeper]

I heard The Apprentice got a new pet.

 

[Keeper]

Tienimen Road

 

[SC]

Don't leave your man in charge of preparing dinner...

Probably an old joke, but I came across this one... I hope everyone likes eggs and weiners

*Remember to wait a few seconds to get the full feel for the joke

 

[SC]

The Painting...

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Art Gallery was
staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted
three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had
black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were
having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the
sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white,
patriarchal society. In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics
believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological
oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said,

"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator
of the Gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there is no

African-American representation at all. They're just three Irish coal miners.

The guy in the middle went home for lunch."