A bloke walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks ,"Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies,"I've just bought this state of the art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says,"A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?"
He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically."
The lady says,"Whats it letting you know?"
"Well it says you're not wearing knickers....."
The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
He taps his watch and says, "f***ing thing's an hour fast."
"No," he replies,"I've just bought this state of the art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says,"A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?"
He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically."
The lady says,"Whats it letting you know?"
"Well it says you're not wearing knickers....."
The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
He taps his watch and says, "f***ing thing's an hour fast."
