Takethepiss.com on WillHill

[Regs]

August 14 2001
Opening Balance: $50

October 31 2001
Deposit: $20

Balance to Date: $70.00

+/- : $0.00

Last updated: November 1 2001

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First weekly TTP bet follows the Captain's recommendation...

Transaction Reference 534762601

Rep Of Ireland V Croatia
England V Holland

Draw
Holland to Win

3.10
3.75

Doubles (1 bet) @ 10.00 per bet Stake: 10.00 CAD


Total Stake: 10.00 CAD


~TBwhoisbitinghisnailsalready...

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I change my mind

TB,

Take Holland/England to draw and Ireland to stuff Croatia.


Just joking. Good to see the account open.

I have picked THREE overnight winners in a row with the horses. They have all been $25 bets and have ALL paid over $75 each..... I will post a pick in awhile and if you fancy a flutter, go for it.... I will only post a confident selection of course...

Captain

 

[CDK]

The sure thing.

- 15/08/2001 134537301 100.00 (CAD) ACC4 Not Settled
Czech Republic V South Korea - Czech Rep To Win @1.25 (1/1)
Bosnia-herzegovina V Malta - Bosnia To Win @1.16 (1/1)
Russia V Greece - Russia To Win @1.50 (1/1)
Sweden V South Africa - Sweden To Win @1.50 (1/1)
Fourfolds(1) @ per bet 100.00 Stake: 100.00 Returns: Not Settled


But you may take into account that I've been drinking heavily tonight....

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hopefully made it.......

15/08/2001 434759701 30.00 (CAD) SGLS Returns: 105.00
3-20 Yarmouth - Stratton @5/2 FAV W (1/4)
Singles(1) @ per bet 30.00 Stake: 30.00 Returns: 105.00

4 on the trot

 

[Buckfast]

Reg's the hustler.....

Look's like you're a natural, Regs. Now, watch the straight laced man progress into an afflicted gambling junkie.

If you don't believe me, ask the Captain. He knows.

 

[Regs]

Thank you Captain!

Very nice start to the TTP account

15/08/2001 534762601 10.00 (CAD) DBLS Returns: 116.25

Rep Of Ireland V Croatia - Draw @3.10 W (1/1)
England V Holland - Holland To Win @3.75 W (1/1)
Doubles(1) @ per bet 10.00 Stake: 10.00 Returns: 116.25

I will hold off on any more bets on this account until next week. Discipline must be a key for TTP.

~StraightLacedTotalBastard.

 

[Regs]

Second bet(s) for TTP

Transaction Reference 735802201

Norwich City v Manchester City

Manchester City to Win

2.00

Singles (1 bet) @ 20.00 per bet Stake: 20.00 CAD

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Transaction Reference 735802202

Norwich City v Manchester City
Schalke 04 v Bayer Leverkusen

Manchester City to Win
Draw

2.00
3.10

Doubles (1 bet) @ 10.00 per bet Stake: 10.00 CAD

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Total Stake: 30.00 CAD

 

[Regs]

Tried to get out but the Captain pulled me back in...

Well after quickly squandering all winnings within a week of starting this thread, I thought I'd try my luck again after seeing the Captain's post elsewhere regarding Champion's League.

I will try and show some control this time around, though it certainly makes it difficult when you make one bet and win big (for me anyways):

31/10/2001 666658501 10.00 (CAD) DBLS Returns: 70.00
Celtic V Juventus - Celtic To Win @ 2.00 W (Win only)
Lille V Man Utd - Draw @ 3.50 W (Win only)
Doubles(1) @ per bet 10.00 Stake: 10.00 Returns: 70.00

So the account is up to 80.00 after the $20 deposit this morning.

What looks good in NBA and NHL tonite?

Everyone feel free to respond and help out... TTP needs the money

~TB.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well done

Regs,

Keep betting on Philly for the next week and against Montreal. They are sure things. Seriously....


This is what I did for tonight. I would wait for awhile on the NBA to see how teams are adjusting to the new rules, see who is healthy and so on....

Tomorrow, take Detroit against Memphis. Memphis will probably be favored so take the points to the bank.


31/10/2001 766845301 15.00 (CAD) ACC5 Not Settled
Florida V N Y Rangers - N Y Rangers To Win @ 1.50 (Win only)
Pittsburgh V Philadelphia - Philadelphia To Win @ 1.29 (Win only)
St. Louis V Colorado - St. Louis To Win @ 2.30 (Win only)
Detroit V Dallas - Detroit To Win @ 1.95 (Win only)
San Jose V Anaheim - San Jose To Win @ 1.64 (Win only)
Fivefolds(1) @ per bet 15.00 Stake: 15.00 Returns: Not Settled


31/10/2001 266453501 10.00 (CAD) ACC5 Not Settled
Arizona ( Schilling ) At Yankees ( O Hernandez ) - New York Yankees To Win @ 2.20 (Win only)
Florida V N Y Rangers - Total Score To Be Over +6 @ 2.00 @ 2.00 (Win only)
Pittsburgh V Philadelphia - Total Score To Be Over +5.5 @ 1.90 @ 1.90 (Win only)
St. Louis V Colorado - Total Score To Be Over +5 @ 1.80 @ 1.80 (Win only)
Detroit V Dallas - Total Score To Be Under +5.5 @ 1.90 @ 1.90 (Win only)
Fivefolds(1) @ per bet 10.00 Stake: 10.00 Returns: Not Settled


The second bet is not looking good right now but the other one is alive and kicking...

Captain

Tomorrow, take Dynamo Moscow to beat Rangers and AC Milan to win.

 

[Regs]

whoops

Fcuking Rangers...

There goes the $10 profit overall

Time for some late hockey action. Maybe not...

~TB.

 

[CDK]

Take the Habs, Blackhawks and Atlanta in the puck lines.

 

[Regs]

Flames suck

CDK,

Thanks but I had already placed some hockey action... It kinda came through

Columbus V Calgary - Calgary To Win With Handicap Of -1.5 @ 2.25 L (Win only)
Montreal V Vancouver - Vancouver To Win With Handicap Of -0.5 @ 1.86 W (Win only)
Atlanta V San Jose - San Jose To Win With Handicap Of -1.5 @ 2.10 W (Win only)
Patent(7) @ per bet 3.00 Stake: 21.00 Returns: 23.69

A tidy $2.69 profit

Unfortunately I fcuked up and also put $10 on the treble:

Columbus V Calgary - Calgary To Win With Handicap Of -1.5 @ 2.25 L (Win only)
Montreal V Vancouver - Vancouver To Win With Handicap Of -0.5 @ 1.86 W (Win only)
Atlanta V San Jose - San Jose To Win With Handicap Of -1.5 @ 2.10 W (Win only)
Trebles(1) @ per bet 10.00 Stake: 10.00 Returns: 0.00

All I needed was one lousy empty-netter from the Flames. Fcukers.

I haven't updated the money in the TTP account at the top of this thread yet but I will after todays soccer since I followed what you and the Captain suggested elsewhere:

Bursaspor V Galatasaray - Galatasaray To Win @ 2.00 (Win only)
Saarbruken V Mainz - Mainz To Win @ 2.10 (Win only)
Doubles(1) @ per bet 10.00 Stake: 10.00 Returns: Not Settled

So much for self-control... when's the next GA meeting?

~TB.

 

[Regs]

fcukers

FT Bursaspor 5 - 0 Galatasaray

That's not even close and I blame CDK for TTPing me...

~TB.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Who do I hate more?

Fcuking CD Kid or Galatasaray.......

The Cnut(s) cost me two fcuking bets. Two good fcuking payouts.....

02/11/2001 467168601 15.00 (CAD) TBLS Returns: 0.00
Bursaspor V Galatasaray - Galatasaray To Win @ 2.00 L (Win only)
Saarbruken V Mainz - Mainz To Win @ 2.10 W (Win only)
Schweinfurt V Hannover 96 - Hannover 96 To Win @ 2.25 W (Win only)
Trebles(1) @ per bet 15.00 Stake: 15.00 Returns: 0.00


- 02/11/2001 467166701 10.77 (CAD) TBLS Returns: 0.00
Bursaspor V Galatasaray - Galatasaray To Win @ 2.00 L (Win only)
Crewe Alex V Bradford C - Draw @ 3.20 W (Win only)
Willem Ii V Vitesse Arnhem - Draw @ 3.25 W (Win only)
Trebles(1) @ per bet 10.77 Stake: 10.77 Returns: 0.00


Fcuking Croatians and Turks

 

[CDK]

Fcuk you guys!

I warned you that things were not going right for me.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Reiner,

Is the account officially dead? If not, the horses seem to be pretty hot again.......I feel two more winners at least, over the next two days.....


Captain

 

[Regs]

Not officially but it won't be in use until next month

~Meathead.

 

[Regs]

Pulled back in

If Henrik can play, anyone can!

Bet Details :

Bet Type : Doubles
Placed : 24/09/2002 04:50:08

Stake 10.00(1bets @ 10.00 per bet)
Transaction Number : 768142501
B Leverkusen V Man Utd Man Utd to Win @ 2.10 - Open
Galatasaray V Barcelona Galatasaray to win @ 2.50 - Open

Looking back at this thread I can see that CDK fcuked me up last year with a Galatasaray pick... why do I still listen?

~Regslookingfora$55payout.

 

[Regs]

Bet Details :
Placed : 29/09/2002 23:52:37Bet Type : Singles Stake : 15.00
1Bets @ 15.00 per bet Status
Minnesota v Seattle Seattle to win with Handicap of -3 @ 1.83 Won
Transaction Number : 272711801
Total Returns : 27.50

Finally! A win is a win

~Regs.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well done, Regs. Now take $10 and invest it in the following bet.....Forget the Champions League. Take a few solid Worthlessness Cup matches. West Ham always does well in this competition AND they just finished stuffing Chelsea on the road. I am guessing their opponents are not quite in the same league as Chelsea. Spurs will be looking to rebound from a VERY poor performance at home to Boro.....Sheffield United will be fighting for promotion at the end of the year and should handle second division Wycombe at home. A tenner would win you over $60......

Chesterfield V West Ham on 01/10/2002 West Ham to win @ 1.61
Singles: 1 bet(s) @ CAD (Max: 15931.61)
Estimated returns : 0.00 CAD Remove



Man City V Crewe on 01/10/2002 Man City to win @ 1.25
Singles: 1 bet(s) @ CAD (Max: 74082.00)
Estimated returns : 0.00 CAD Remove



Sheff Utd V Wycombe on 01/10/2002 Sheff Utd to win @ 1.40
Singles: 1 bet(s) @ CAD (Max: 46301.25)
Estimated returns : 0.00 CAD Remove



Tottenham V Cardiff on 01/10/2002 Tottenham to win @ 1.33
Singles: 1 bet(s) @ CAD (Max: 56122.72)
Estimated returns : 0.00 CAD Remove



Wrexham V Everton on 01/10/2002 Everton to win @ 1.61
Singles: 1 bet(s) @ CAD (Max: 29871.76)
Estimated returns : 0.00 CAD Remove


Money in the bank......