Premier The FVSL Premier League 2003/2004 Part II

[knvb]

Somebody got humped by Surrey United Masters?

They're not the first RF and certainly not the last. Don't worry guys PAU got humped by them last season and look how well they did... oh, never mind.

 

[bertrum]

Can you guys also bring a second set of jerseys, the corner flags, a game ball or two, and some kick ass 80's tunes for the pre and post game. I heard that Bert's got a new disc out.

I just cut a new disk that will reverberate within the cavern LFC calls a changeroom. The acoustics’ of Neil McLeod Oval however are top notch and GEU Panasonic Blaster will be loud enough for all to enjoy. Millsy has apparently cut a new disk despite initial bad reviews from Rolling Stone resulting in a delayed release date. We will give it a shot on Sunday.

 

[LFC2]

Dude, Nukes, LUFC2 care to let us in on your little exhibition game the other night? Pete Horjth (on our team) was talking to Kelly Bey (on the team you played) and found out the result. We heard his side of how the game went. Care to share yours or should I just report the version I heard?

No, report yours. We deserve a piss taking.

BTW it is LFC not LUFC you clowns. And once and for all it comes from my painstaking(sp?) devotion to the Reds on Merseyside. Fire Houllier, sell Owen, bring in the local lads...........etc.

BTW2, was in the neighbourhood last night and caught a half of Peg vs SU. KNVB, not a bad side you have there. Lots of youth it appears. I am not getting into the debate here, but that was a pretty nice display in a mean nothing game. The fitness took over the game as they could not keep up with you guys in the 2nd. I have spoken to Deacon enough about your system and the club to know we are years behind you guys in every respect, and very importantly the relationship with the youth. It has been about a year and a half since we put the club back together in Langley and I think we all know it will take another 5 at least to get anywhere close to the structure and success of Surrey United. Good luck.

 

[knvb]

No debate here

So you saw me get a slap in the head by the keeper then? I thought I heard a few cheers, over the ones coming from our side lines that is.

 

[LFC2]

Re: No debate here

So you saw me get a slap in the head by the keeper then? I thought I heard a few cheers, over the ones coming from our side lines that is.

I should have been clearer, I was not suggesting there is a debate to be had at this point, at least in regards to overall talent and the organization and professionalism of the VMSL sides. But I think we all know on any given day that a group of hard working mucker's from a top side in the Valley have a chance against a more talented VMSL side.

I missed the head slap. From all accounts, you deserved it. Too cold to cheer. Didn't spring arrive a couple of days ago?

 

[knvb]

Enough niceness

But I think we all know on any given day that a group of hard working mucker's from a top side in the Valley have a chance against a more talented VMSL side.

That's not the what our Masters team is telling me. God, you should read all the PM's Ballbaby is sending me now that cat is out of bag. I did have to ask what the sadistic bastard even had a cat in his bag for in the first place, though I'm sure he'll explain in his next PM along with how they were unlucky not to have had 6 or 7 instead of the 3 they got. He's 39, did you know that?

He's not painting a pretty picture. There certainly isn't any happy little clouds or friendly little bushes...

 

[crafty cokcney]

I don't understand this BS. We have the field booked for Friday nights 8pm. Our game gets changed to Langley on Sunday but on Friday night the GEU Master team is playing? What gives?

Don't feel too bad, the Masters game has been cancelled as well. Something to do with the field...


Cheers

 

[LFC2]

Re: Enough niceness

That's not the what our Masters team is telling me. God, you should read all the PM's Ballbaby is sending me now that cat is out of bag. I did have to ask what the sadistic bastard even had a cat in his bag for in the first place, though I'm sure he'll explain in his next PM along with how they were unlucky not to have had 6 or 7 instead of the 3 they got. He's 39, did you know that?

He's not painting a pretty picture. There certainly isn't any happy little clouds or friendly little bushes...

I should be working, but CNUT (Dude made me say that) leaves it just open enough that I feel a need to respond.
I think if you go through the threads there has not been a whole lot of Langley boys on here taking part in the 'Debate'. We know where were at, we know where your at. I can tell you there is no one on our squad who openly rants about how good we are and how we will do moving forward against any VMSL side. Pretty realistic bunch of guys on our side.
Considering we did not have a team in place on Aug 1 and we now have a Final to play in, it looks fine perched up here on my happy clouds . Why can't you just be happy for us. I can be happy for you . Why can't we all just get along?
How do I end this? Surrey United and every VMSL side SHOULD beat us, the masters, well we will work on that. If they should have had 6 or 7, then I feel OK saying we should have had 3 or 4.

 

[sixfyv]

Don't feel too bad, the Masters game has been cancelled as well. Something to do with the field...


Cheers

oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh Crafty... steppin up to the Premium Membership I see. Solid work. Too bad you can't convince your co-coach of the allstar team to do the same. Cheap cnut. Actually, we have not heard much from him this year, so i guess he made the right decision by not stepping up.

sixfyvhatestoadmitheenjoyedtheverbaljoustingfromlastyear

 

[knvb]

Sniffle...That was truly beautiful LFC, it warms the c0ckles of my heart to hear you say those things. It really does. Good luck buddy, I'm routing for you guys to go all the way, even Dude.

Better?

 

[sixfyv]

Sniffle...Good luck buddy, I'm routing for you guys to go all the way, even Dude.

Better?

are you in the transportation biz?

 

[knvb]

Good eye

as a matter of fact, yes.

 

[Ballbaby]

I have to comment on some of this, the Masters vs Langley. Firstly, everyone of you will be old one day. You will be arthritic. You will lose some hair and grow it in unwanted places. The 20 year old babes do not return your glances unless it is of the nature, "Fcuk off you old pervert". Luckily, (maybe unluckily in some instances), the competitive nature does not die. Old as we may be, we still enjoy competing. Kudos to Langley for playing us. It was a good game to play and watch and the Langley boys are a great bunch of guys. They respect their elders. Perhaps too much. I expect to get kicked good next time. I did it to young Robbie and I only heard a slight groan. That's not like him. Usually he screams like a virgin. If Dude spent more time playing rather than talking to me about the Coffee Girl, he may have helped his team. Apparently there is a porn star playing on the Langley team. I did notice one chap tripping for no apparent reason and running kinda funny. Hate to break it to him, we have a couple of porn stars on our team too. Ian Farquhar has starred in a video released in the Czech Republic called "Old People Fcuking". It's quite good and the old man Farquhar can last 90 minutes in that one too.

Anyway, let us relish the fact we can still run and breathe at the same level as a group of young athletic lads on oneTuesday night. The next day is another story.

 

[Rangerforever]

Ballbaby

I did it to young Robbie and I only heard a slight groan. That's not like him. Usually he screams like a virgin.

Are we talking Surrey United's rookie night 13 years ago or Tuesday night?

Please clarify.

Young Robbie?
My fcuking God.

I'll probably be put in front of my Rules of Conduct committee for breaching client confidentiality but:

Robert Hildebrant - February 8, 1973.
That would make him how old?
That's right, Thirty-Fcuking-One.

That would be four more years when he's eligible to become a Ranger.

Speaking of Ballbaby, I just hope you show the same kind of class when your days of domination are abruptly ended next year.

 

[Regs]

Re: Ballbaby

Speaking of Ballbaby, I just hope you show the same kind of class when your days of domination are abruptly ended next year.

SO the rumour is true then that they'll be moving to the VMSL O30's next year.



~Regs.

 

[LFC2]

Sniffle...That was truly beautiful LFC, it warms the c0ckles of my heart to hear you say those things. It really does. Good luck buddy, I'm routing for you guys to go all the way, even Dude.

Better?

Yes, thank you. Had a bit of a rough go this morning, but better now.

 

[MILLSY]

The 20 year old babes do not return your glances unless it is of the nature, "Fcuk off you old pervert".

Don't give up hope Ballbaby my 25 year old babe says " Fcuk me you old pervert" even though I'm eligible to play masters.

 

[TheRob]

Yes. I have seen Millsy's 25 year old bird and she is rather attractive. I ask myself. Is there something wrong with this girl?

 

[nukes]

Hey lads, not to be too optimistic, but we have also lost exhibition games to our 1st division team, our own masters team on more than one occassion, and probably even the Clones on a given Tuesday night "exhibition" (as in run but don't get hurt) game this year. Yes the Surrey Master's team was a talented bunch of guys, many of whom could probably still be playing on any premier teams that they want to, yet neither team took it too seriously. I do fancy them over a lot of the teams that we have seen this year though. If push came to shove however, I feel that we might have been able to put the squeeze on those old guys, keep the ball away from Howes, and do some kicking of our own. That's just how I see it.
Hell if we won everygame, what fun would that be.

 

[Rangerforever]

Hell Nukes, you should also be able to go basically undefeated for God knows how many years and show up to the BC finals 3 years in a row too.

and do some kicking of our own.

Exactly.
My advice is to go after one of their Centre Backs by the name of Dave Wayatt.
He's a passive, pussyish, tart who doesn't like the rough stuff.
Once he caves, they all do.
Trust me.




Cheers lads - Some funny shite in this thread today.