The Police

[Buckfast]

was how quickly Bucky pulled that reference off the top of his heed.

TV,

Fresh in mind based on a timely coincidence. With the gaps in the summer wardrobe on my mind, I happened upon a local garage sale. Whilst sifting through a box of gag balls, latex jumpsuits and various sized ckoc rings, I stumbled upon the world's 8th wonder. Yup, the "Best of the Boston Batwanger" on 8mm. Boot sales in the Westend. Awesome.

Well, it so happens, that my one-balled, Irish step-father is a big fan. Father's Day is right around the corner, no? Perfect.

Latex doesn't breath, eh? Fcukin' roasting in this heat.

Cheers,

Buckfast

PS - Sting's a self-indulgent wanker.