The Test

[Lupoman]

it's all in the numbers.......

I guess that means only the smart ones can pull your phone number off the bathroom wall!

lupoman

and yeah it does work.

 

[trece verde]

now this is REALLY scary.....

Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2081.

And you will be 114 years old.

In other words, you have 78 years left to live. So, enjoy them.

Bwah hah hah hah.... wait till I tell Mrs. Stew that she's going to have to put up with me for at least another 75 years......

ps - what's wrong with green beans? I'm just another one of the 2%.....

Peas,

Stew

 

[sid]

life goes on

a few days old but CARROT

and also ---------------------- SID HAS 50 MORE YEARS LEFT



SIDISHAPPIERTHANOURWULLIEINSHITE

 

[Jinky]

Dog Shoots Man

A FRENCH hunter was shot by his dog, police said yesterday.

The man left a loaded shotgun with two dogs in the boot of his car. One dog stepped on the trigger and shot the man in the hip. The hunter, from the Basque village of Espelette, was in hospital with shot wounds.


I wonder if it was a German Shepherd.

 

[Demolition]

This test willnot be found in Cosmo

1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It
means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've
been sucking off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing
sit-ups, aerobics and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but
gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate
touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think
about how you call a dog." Killer, come here! I said get your ass over
here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q
ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties.
Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the
poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome
milk) and full-aroma. A 'tang-eating man will never be heard ordering a
"Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial
sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a
dick there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of
dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real
man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as
well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA,
college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know
what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile
other than denim, you are faggadocious!

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you're hungry or a
meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass
driver or to cut the sumbitch off. The rest of the time he needs that hand
to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, grab the
bitch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino,
talk on his cell-phone.