Things you shouldn't do after the age of 30

[elbowroom]

Things you shouldn't do after the age of 30:

Try to grow your thinning hair over your bald spot.

SHAVE YOUR HEAD PEOPLE!!

 

[Yoda]

Striking resemblance, no?

The real reason they call you Rooney on the pitch.

 

[Regs]

Likes the 14 year old boys too.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Grow your first 'stash.

If not in your thirtys then when?

 

[Regs]

Throw water on a piss-take.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Throw water on a piss-take.

He'd look like a cnut in his 20's with a 'stash nevermind looking like one now.

 

[peter]

Your neighbour's daughter (or son).

 

[italian_stallion21]

Your neighbour's daughter (or son).

Laughed hard at work, almost got caught. Awesome.

 

[knvb]

Have wheels (Mags) or a stereo system with a total net worth more than the car it's on or in.

 

[trece verde]

pwn anything...

Yo.

 

[Bigunit11]

force a turd!

 

[Yoda]

Have wheels (Mags) or a stereo system with a total net worth more than the car it's on or in.

Or play it louder than you can resonably talk over to the passenger.

 

[johnnybluenose]

Laughed hard at work, almost got caught. Awesome.

Have a job or boss that gives you shite for TTP.com

 

[bergamascho]

Trust a fart or waste a hard on

 

[geezer]

Was that trust a hard on or waste a fart? Classic!

 

[geezer]

Wish you where twenty, cuz now you've earned the right to be an A hole

...what did you mean by lets get a half-sack?

 

[italian_stallion21]

Have a job or boss that gives you shite for TTP.com

Not quite 30 yet though

 

[johnnybluenose]

I know... there's hope for us yet!

Oh shite here comes the bo...

 

[WaterBreak]

this thread is awesome considering i just turned 30 last tuesday. so apparently it's all down hill. rock on.

 

[bergamascho]

Sir, you have a full year...note it says AFTER the age of 30!