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Div 2 [VMSL Division 2] Results & Banter - Sept. 04'
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Square root,
Not really, my parole officer fell asleep watching the circus on Sunday as the "Mighty Belmont" shoved a Happy Meal up the arses of Rotten Ronnies - I then fled and am currently on the loose!
So tell me T, how does it feel to be a traitor? Just because your starting position was in question with our recent amalgamation, that shouldnt be enough reason to pack it in and look for a lesser club to "star" on.
~ Little General
Not really, my parole officer fell asleep watching the circus on Sunday as the "Mighty Belmont" shoved a Happy Meal up the arses of Rotten Ronnies - I then fled and am currently on the loose!
So tell me T, how does it feel to be a traitor? Just because your starting position was in question with our recent amalgamation, that shouldnt be enough reason to pack it in and look for a lesser club to "star" on.
~ Little General
tsquare said:
I'm not really sure what you're alluding to here although I think you're leaving may have something to do with the Belmont Boys penchant for shoving happy meals up other teams arses?!?! If so, kudos to you. That is disgusting.
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Potato Head,
Despite his ambitions to play pro, Circle T did not leave the Mighty Belmont, he was asked to take on a lesser role with the team than previous years - he was offered up the responsibility of ensuring the balls were pumped and the oranges were cut into bite size pieces. It should be noted, that his prior duties of setting up goal nets were relieved from him. Upon his refusal to accept the demotion, the legenday T opted to defect from the Mighty Belmont and shop his services around. It is my understanding that he signed with a team that has subsequently folded due to fear, stress and the inability to put quality players on the field. We wish Double T all the best in Div. 3, and hope that he once again finds his all star role/status.
~ Little General
Despite his ambitions to play pro, Circle T did not leave the Mighty Belmont, he was asked to take on a lesser role with the team than previous years - he was offered up the responsibility of ensuring the balls were pumped and the oranges were cut into bite size pieces. It should be noted, that his prior duties of setting up goal nets were relieved from him. Upon his refusal to accept the demotion, the legenday T opted to defect from the Mighty Belmont and shop his services around. It is my understanding that he signed with a team that has subsequently folded due to fear, stress and the inability to put quality players on the field. We wish Double T all the best in Div. 3, and hope that he once again finds his all star role/status.
~ Little General
Little Genital,
If you weren't at the game how can you know what happened? I checked TSN and Sportsnet and, surprisingly, it wasn't on t.v..
On a side note, fcuk, passing a happy-meal toy wouldn't be all that comfortable. Although, if it was a Tonka toy dump truck it would be more than a little ironic.
If you weren't at the game how can you know what happened? I checked TSN and Sportsnet and, surprisingly, it wasn't on t.v..
On a side note, fcuk, passing a happy-meal toy wouldn't be all that comfortable. Although, if it was a Tonka toy dump truck it would be more than a little ironic.
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Potato Head,
Ironic it would be indeed.
As for the game, it was televised on Showcase, right before KINK! As little Bandcamp mentioned earlier, it was an arse spanking - only makes sense that KINK followed us. It is my understanding, given the fact that we are playing the Sperm Donors next week, that our game will be followed by their sponsor show - Queer as Folk on the entire Showcase Network........again,...ironic!
Ironic it would be indeed.
As for the game, it was televised on Showcase, right before KINK! As little Bandcamp mentioned earlier, it was an arse spanking - only makes sense that KINK followed us. It is my understanding, given the fact that we are playing the Sperm Donors next week, that our game will be followed by their sponsor show - Queer as Folk on the entire Showcase Network........again,...ironic!
RE: McDicks
I hope Ronald McDonald FC just had an off weekend. I believe they were one of the "replacement" teams to fill in a vacant spot. When applying for a spot, doesn't the league check which league they have previously played in as well as their players. To lose 8 bagel to a Div 2 team must mean that those realtors must be doing some serious ass sucking. I hope they get it going, b/c it would be a shame for a team to drop out prior to the X-Mas break.
I hope Ronald McDonald FC just had an off weekend. I believe they were one of the "replacement" teams to fill in a vacant spot. When applying for a spot, doesn't the league check which league they have previously played in as well as their players. To lose 8 bagel to a Div 2 team must mean that those realtors must be doing some serious ass sucking. I hope they get it going, b/c it would be a shame for a team to drop out prior to the X-Mas break.
Don't get too far ahead of yourselves here.
There have always been and always will be drubbings in Div 2 (and other div's for that matter). Years ago when I was with the Knights we slaughtered Maplewood 8-0 on the first day of the season. They're still around and manage to win the odd game or two. Last year we stomped Champlain Heights 10 times into the ground. I don't hear anyone saying boo about them. Remember how crappy B United were, and how they surprised everyone last year? And, hell, a couple of years ago, still as Bimini's, we were shamed 6 or 7 to 1 by Clan Alumni in Div 1, and people are still picking us to win every now and then.
There have always been and always will be drubbings in Div 2 (and other div's for that matter). Years ago when I was with the Knights we slaughtered Maplewood 8-0 on the first day of the season. They're still around and manage to win the odd game or two. Last year we stomped Champlain Heights 10 times into the ground. I don't hear anyone saying boo about them. Remember how crappy B United were, and how they surprised everyone last year? And, hell, a couple of years ago, still as Bimini's, we were shamed 6 or 7 to 1 by Clan Alumni in Div 1, and people are still picking us to win every now and then.
shite-kickings will be apart of Div 2. But, whats the sense of allowing a shite team into the league. I know its only been 1 game, but I hope there is a "screening" process that the league undertakes in selecting applications for new teams. Fair enough that Champlain got beat badly last year, but they have been in the VMSL for years. You can't kick out teams b/c they suck, but you should be able to not allow them in the league.
termatofylakas
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So now Shriner according to you we suck? Maybe last year but this year is different. Where do you play? Dap help me out here.
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Netminder - thanks for the last 5 years worth of useless stats! I will remember to check my almanac before responding to any of your posts......obviously a lonely wanker with not much exciting going on in your own life, so you track what 's going on with others.......too much time on your hands!!
termatofylakas
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Well Shriner unless CAT teams from div 2 cat want a spot then I guess when spots open up it's whoever applies first or has the most money. It's not the teams fault that they can't compete. I blame the league for only having up to div 2. The league can't deny you entrance if you have the money and there is a spot, so this is what happens. Let's see what the tables end up like again this year and if it's the same as the last few years then I'm afraid the whole league should be restructured from Prem to Div. 5 or 6 or whatever and have ten teams per div and get rid of the 2 cat as it is useless really.
If Champlain is dedicated to winning this season then we'll do fine. Too many bad substitutions just for the sake of sharing playing time almost cost us the game to the C-men when we were up three nothing and in control.
termatofylakas
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And who is this Machel guy? I do agree though that bad subs and guys going off just about cost us.
termatofylakas
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I meant to say bad subs and guys just deciding to go off and sub on their own just about cost us.
Shriner,
Get with it man. There is no such thing as "screening" teams before they are plopped into the VMSL. 10 years ago there was a Div 3 with approx 40 teams. There is no "screening" because the VMSL has to take any that is interested in joining. Bad reffs, fields, times...etc are all reasons why so many teams left for other more local leagues. If there is that shitty of a team in Div 2, then the league is paying them, or more likely, just filling a spot. The league doesn't care about Div 2, never has, never will.
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Get with it man. There is no such thing as "screening" teams before they are plopped into the VMSL. 10 years ago there was a Div 3 with approx 40 teams. There is no "screening" because the VMSL has to take any that is interested in joining. Bad reffs, fields, times...etc are all reasons why so many teams left for other more local leagues. If there is that shitty of a team in Div 2, then the league is paying them, or more likely, just filling a spot. The league doesn't care about Div 2, never has, never will.
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