Whitecaps sign Eric Cantona and David Ginola!!!!!

[Tim Berners-Lee]

 

[oranje]

Kevin Keegan will manage and Toby Charles to do highlights.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Kevin Hector to deliver the teams mail

 

[Buckfast]

Willie Johnston's the beer man and Adrian Mutu's the entertainment advisor.

 

[utah]

Aaah, David Ginola. Finally somebody with better hair than our legendary Dude.

 

[Tim Berners-Lee]

I should have went with Pavel Bure signing back with the Canucks....i even bought that for a second

 

[Dude]

That was a good one, though I didn't buy it. I wake up on April 1st looking for this stuff. Love it all!

The best I read was about Lance Armstrong having super secret surgery on both collarbones (since he was already in for the one) to remove 2 cm as a means to improve his aerodynamic profile.

www.cyclingnews.com - the world centre of cycling

So awesome.

 

[bergamascho]

That was a good one, though I didn't buy it. I wake up on April 1st looking for this stuff. Love it all!

The best I read was about Lance Armstrong having super secret surgery on both collarbones (since he was already in for the one) to remove 2 cm as a means to improve his aerodynamic profile.

www.cyclingnews.com - the world centre of cycling

So awesome.

Not bad, I also enjoyed the use of french and italian in the other stories. If you speak either of the languages and re-read the articles it makes it even funnier as it pokes fun at those authors who try to incorporate foreign language in their english articles for gravitas.