2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter

[Whiteshoe's Whip]

Greetings from the island 'wishing all mainland squads the best
of what will be coming their way very soon............................
Hail ' to the island sides ' often smaller in stature but larger
in heart ' be prepared not for the obvious but for the spark.................
It's a foolish man who compares Flowers ' and a far more foolish
one indeed who can say he's licked ' when he's not............................

Another island team is relaxing ' because most have already counted
them out ' that's not what we call educated football do we..................

Oh ' ya then we've got what ' a hyperbole of defeatism ' rarely
exhibited but mostly having to do with all the stars on the island...........

Come on now ' is that all there is from the island ' home of the
newly-wed ' and nearly-dead ' / home of ye ugly fields and shite refs......

Fine ' but please listen to the news update ' thee other news says
nothin ' has changed really for the island teams ? - Pardon ????

Times ' they are always a changin '


Whiteshoe's

 

[Taxman]

What Island team does Gilligan and the Skipper play for ?

 

[freddy]

Greetings from the island 'wishing all mainland squads the best
of what will be coming their way very soon............................
Hail ' to the island sides ' often smaller in stature but larger
in heart ' be prepared not for the obvious but for the spark.................
It's a foolish man who compares Flowers ' and a far more foolish
one indeed who can say he's licked ' when he's not............................

Another island team is relaxing ' because most have already counted
them out ' that's not what we call educated football do we..................

Oh ' ya then we've got what ' a hyperbole of defeatism ' rarely
exhibited but mostly having to do with all the stars on the island...........

Come on now ' is that all there is from the island ' home of the
newly-wed ' and nearly-dead ' / home of ye ugly fields and shite refs......

Fine ' but please listen to the news update ' thee other news says
nothin ' has changed really for the island teams ? - Pardon ????

Times ' they are always a changin '


Whiteshoe's

Wow, what a first posting. Do they all talk in prose over there? This could be a secret weapon - I can just hear it now on the field . . .

"Let's go Gilligan
Pass the ball to McGolligan
If the pass doesn't get there
Don't worry, you still have nice hair
Now it's up in the air - jump Finnigan"

 

[JAGS]

Do you just Spout off because you can JAGS? Do you have a fuking clue? If you were there then you are just a fuking idiot yourself. You must be saying Inter scored bad goals. Tell Crouchy that. Dumbass. Credit where it is due. Inter was the better team and deserved the win. But with out question it could have been 7 or 8 if not for their keeper. Fuking moron. Sure he spouted off at the sideline after the 5th goal and so he should have. And it got called back, Classy by the Inter side. Well done Inter. As for the rest of you GO FUK YOURSELVES. SOOKE AND THE REST OF THE BOYS IT"S CHOPIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on VMSL figure me out! Idiots PLAY TIME

TIIWB, an extra bag of paint chips before you wrote that reply??? Did you actually watch the game? As Captain Shamrock would say, the goalie could be described in two words SHOC-KING. It could have easily been 3-0 in the first 10 minutes and he probably should have had a yellow for his weak ass attempt at a rugby tackle on Bunny outside the 18 yard box. He was caught out of position so many times, it was getting comical. I left after the third goal, as there was an episode of 'Blossom' that I had not seen in years, so had to go. Maybe he played a lot better after I left. Credit to Vantreight for making the Provincials, but Inter was just a different class. Crouchy played well, but could have had 5 or 6. Is there really such a thing as a 'bad goal'???

When you refer to 'CHOPIN TIME', is that when you and the other Sooke boys pull out some classical records from the 1800's and fire it up with some virtuoso piano pieces from the Romantic period? I can just hear it now ...... "Hey Meat Grinder, its TIIWB .......... I'm getting all fired up and think it is 'Chopin Time', bring over that Polish composer/pianists' (never ever thought I'd use the word 'pianist' in a post) greatest hits and we'll get all ready for those VMSL Idiots".

Yours in classical music ............... JAGS

 

[badsoccer]

sorry thought this was the senior banter.Does any one know anything about delta in over 35 soccer.

 

[Rangerforever]

They're the 'Champions' of the FVSL.

That, and they serve up a mean-ass, post-match buffet.

 

[Sir M]

a hyperbole of defeatism

Whiteshoe's

Now that is just an excellent metaphor from over there on the Island. From a man with obviously a refined taste in footwear.

 

[HACKER]

Delta's shocking you will dominate ! They are a bunch of pussies .

 

[SCK]

I guess the sentiment from VMSL and FVSL teams is that the island teams haven't proven too much as of late. You are right, Whiteshoes(love that name!) anything could happen...or not! Sounds like many of the teams have decent records but it's hard to compare them with ours. After all, we probably have tougher games each weekend. Good luck to all!!

 

[Taxman]

I hear Salt Spring was the 5th Island seed but 4 of them were to stoned to make the game so they had to forfeit.

 

[badsoccer]

So are they better then last years aldergrove team cause as far as i can remember we should have won that game,so hopefully we do well on sunday.Good luck to all teams this weekend except delta sorry boys.

 

[therock]

I hear Salt Spring was the 5th Island seed but 4 of them were to stoned to make the game so they had to forfeit.

Taxman - good luck with your game on the weekend - hope you get a good tee time

 

[Taxman]

Taxman - good luck with your game on the weekend - hope you get a good tee time

Good luck dusting yours off Sunday afternoon..

 

[hubs]

badsoccer...badass whatever you prefer. I guess alot of teams should have beat Alderhole last year considering they lost in the semis to the eventual champs.....should of would of and could of never counts.....Delta will thump you 4-0.

 

[Unclewest]

Hi Taxman
Don't you have a life or even a game this weekend.??

I can see you have not grown up since last year. Still slagging the island boys.
come out to watch us on Sunday I might buy you a beer..NOT


Uncle AKA Butcher

 

[Regs]

I might buy you a beer..NOT

Speaking of growing up...

 

[dickens_cider]

Uncle AKA Butcher

Pretty much sums up the Island brand of "Soccer"

 

[Bigunit11]

It's not really a "Brand" it's more of a "style".

 

[dickens_cider]

I stand corrected..sorry I was way off

 

[JAGS]

I stand corrected..sorry I was way off

Pretty well sums up your play when you are up front. Hence the 'promotion' to a more skilled spot of right back.

JAGS