Funny, but Extremely Tasteless. Sorry.

[TheRob]

Why didn't Superman prevent the planes from crashing into the World Trade Center?

Because he is a parapalegic(sp?).



Tasteless I know, but it made me laugh.

 

[knvb]

Tastless for sure

The was the MOST Tastless joke I have read in a long time



whycan'tIstoplaughing.......ohthepain......h..e..l..p....

 

[Regs]

not that there's anything wrong with that

Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "George, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 UN-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

 

[Tee]

What a classic. Well done Regs on the George joke, but not on the superman joke.

 

[deb]

superman

isn't he a quadraplegic?????

 

[cside17]

Awfull Joke

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty
Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies c otton panties."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied.
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week .

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay.

The Clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters
are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts
them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter."

 

[Spazz]

Nice one cside17

Was pretty humorous!

Spazz

 

[tiner]

cside17

i have already heard that joke because it is my dad's favourite but much hilarity every time.

children's books that never made it....
Robert: Dad's new wife.

all cats go to hell

the little sissy that snitched

you're different-and that's bad

daddy drinks because you cry

you've got hep c , charlie brown

things rich kids have but you never will

you were an accident

four letter words to know and share

and finally...curious george and the high voltage fence.

aaaalll good.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I just noticed this now, but the Superman joke is fcuking awful, for many reasons.

 

[Yoda]

Is this the right place?

Regs,
Don't know if this is the right place for these but I had to share them with everyone here.
Please move them if you know of a more suitable thread.
Thanks.
Apparently these are real dog food adds from New Zealand.
Enjoy

 

[Yoda]

Dog Food ad #2

Ad #2

 

[Yoda]

Dog Food

Ad #3

 

[Yoda]

Dog Food

Ad #4
If the print is too small to read, here it is:
"She's got hairy nipples, a saggy bum, and breath that smells like a Turkish lavatory. God I love that bitch."

 

[Yoda]

Dog Food

Ad #5.
Final one.

 

[5bigtoes]

Loved them all yoda!!!!

 

[deb]

nice

yoda - you are possibly the man of my dreams. i've been saving myself for someone with your charm and wit.

 

[Liverpool=Champs]

Also Funny but very tasteless

Whats better than winning a Gold medal at the special olympics?


Not Being Retarded

 

[SC]

Red Card

I know this forum is "Funny, BUT Extremely Tastless.sorry" But, they call it "Special Olympics" because the people ARE "Special".

I am a support worker for some of those individuals (actually, some of them would twistedly laugh at the joke)
~SCdoesn'tknowwhosidesheison

 

[Yoda]

Red Card and 10 Week TTP suspension

That is way offside Liverpool.

 

[deb]

nothing is sacred

liverpool - i'm with you. if you can't laugh about it, what can you do? anyway, being politically correct all the time can hurt your brain.