Funny, but Extremely Tasteless. Sorry.

[tiner]

a couple are driving along arguing about the husband's infidelity. finally the wife gets so angry that she cuts off his dick (which BTW is fair...) and throws it out the window of the car.

driving along behind them is a father and his 8 year old daughter. the dick slams on the windscreen in front of the girl and flies off. the father is NOT looking forward to this as he really doesnt want to do THIS talk now.

daughter: daddy , what was that??

father: pauses...ummm..it was a bug , honey

daughter: it had a pretty big dick , didnt it !!!!

 

[Liverpool=Champs]

No offense Ladies it's just a joke

I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my last joke,but, like someone already said being politically correct at all times can hurt your brain. If ya didn't like that one you'll love this one(even though it's old I still laugh)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Cause the're UGLY and they STINK

 

[tiner]

sticking to my theme

did you know that while he was in office , hilary tried to find bill a new intern?



she tried to hire a lady by the name of bobbitt.

liverpool....in all honesty you are going to need to work a little harder to offend me

 

[Skytrain]

get offensive

Lets have some more Chump, don't hold back

 

[Fastshow]

xxx

I find this joke deeply offensive and am only posting it so you can all see that there is something very wrong with whoever thought of it. I mean that, how disgusting.


What did one paedophile say to the other at their day at the beach?


Please get out of my son.





I mean, really. Vile and objectionable.


Mortified, Fastshow.

 

[deb]

naughty naughty

you are all twisted and strange. i love youse all!

 

[tiner]

Fastshow. nice . very nice. i like it a lot. cant stop laighinf typing hard.


i am sure this translates to canadian......

incest - the game the whole family can play. coming soon to all tasmanian houses.

 

[deb]

trailer trash

one of my favourites.....

the brand new trailer-trash barbie doll. pull her string and she says:

"my daddy says i'm the best kisser!"

 

[Liverpool=Champs]

Keep up the Trailer trash jokes

That was pretty funny deb, keep them coming

 

[deb]

hee hee hee

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived, he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her new husband. As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked, "What they don't use those things where you come from?"
"Yeah," she said "But we don't skin 'em!"

 

[deb]

i am on a roll!

A man goes into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a bottle of Pepsi, a bag of tortilla chips, and a frozen pizza. The cute girl at the register looks at him and says, "Single, huh?"
Sarcastically the guy sneers, "How'd you guess?"
She replies, "Because you're fcuking ugly."

 

[CDK]

Wrestling Mullets

I felt it belonged in this thread.

Enter at your own risk. Caution; Not suitable for children or those that have a heart condition.

 

[TheRob]

My friend Dave Lau told me this one.

Question: How does a Chinese guy walk his dog?

Answer: With a little oil.

 

[Liverpool=Champs]

Thanks CDK

The wrestling Mullets were great my favorite one was the awesome mullet that was awesome

 

[Demolition]

Jokes About Broads
1. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

3. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."

5. How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

6. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

7. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

8. I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

11. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.

12. Marriage is a 3-ring circus.
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffer-ring.

13. Our last fight was my fault.
My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

14. Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

15. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

16. A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds, "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing... "You can have mine."
17. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
18. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
19. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.