Div 3 [FVSL DIV 3] Results, Banter & Predictions February 2008

[suburbanator]

Lets not forget Shrimp Rings!!!

Some things are better left un-said.


Shrimp Ring: A **** ring for small cocks. (See definition below).

Urban Dictionary: Shrimp ring

Good luck.

 

[johnnybluenose]

your just jealous that we get "surf and turf" with our pints following the match this week.

 

[suburbanator]

your just jealous that we get "surf and turf" with our pints following the match this week.

But I am not jealous of the botulism or salmonella that you will be growing on the seafood in that no-ice beer cooler system that KJ uses.

Look out for fish-water beer.

 

[The Franchise]

I would like to point out the Pheonix are undefeated at home...they told me tonight at the bar

 

[kjohnsob]

I would like to point out the Pheonix are undefeated at home...they told me tonight at the bar

helps that they play vs. 11 everytime. Well they prolly dont but I'm sure it happens to frequently. That said we've won every home game

 

[kjohnsob]

LUFC Nomads 5-1 Guilford FC.

Guilford went up 1-0 after our right back slipped. (gg not bringing 6 studs to play on grass). 5 unanswered goals followed.

Johnnybluenoes with his first goal of the season, a left footed strike from 35 yards out!!!!!

We put a PK over the net and one of our strikers put a ball over the net from 3 yards out,

Thanks right Rangers, 1 game in had 1 point lead. You're ****ed.

 

[antileno]

See i get you guys all riled up and you finally win a game. I think i deserve a little bit of credit actually, so ill pre-emptively say You're Welcome. Good luck next week guys. Maybe after your make up game next week you will come out to cheer on your LUFC bretheren?

 

[WaterBreak]

lufc athletica 2-1 sundowner. all goals were garbage on a garbage field. big man at the back for athletica gets a red mid go in the second. sketchy straight red. yes it was from behind, yes he was a on a break away when taken down. but there was no malicous intent. oh well. sundowner played like crap, like we didn't want to win and we sucessfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. 15 losses and counting.

 

[PK Howler]

LUFC Nomads 5-1 Guilford FC.

Guilford went up 1-0 after our right back slipped. (gg not bringing 6 studs to play on grass). 5 unanswered goals followed.

Johnnybluenoes with his first goal of the season, a left footed strike from 35 yards out!!!!!

We put a PK over the net and one of our strikers put a ball over the net from 3 yards out,

Thanks right Rangers, 1 game in had 1 point lead. You're ****ed.

I see the secret to Johnny hitting the net instead of putting it over the screen is to be 30 yards or more out from the goal!! Good win for you guys good luck next week !!

 

[housearrest]

ya, it was quite a shot......from my viewpoint it started off in the centre of the net and curled all the way to the bottom right corner. Quite the shot!

 

[johnnybluenose]

just trying to get it on the net boys, to be honest...any other keeper on any other team we have played against this year would have /should have had that... Just squirted to me 30 or so yards out off a poor corner clearance and I just sidefooted it at goal, took a nice swerve and got in there...they all count

not trying to kill the Guilford FC Goalie and team or anything, because they are truly good guys just out for a run with smiles on their faces.

On to next week, looks like the Hawks were hammered something fierce this week too...8-2 by the ol Stars....

they will need to do something or the "bleeding" will continue...maybe I can get on a scoring streak!

And it is now March, so thread closed.