The 2nd Annual TTP Golf Classic

[Regs]

Full details can be found at http://www.takethepiss.com/events/golf2003.html

There are only 36 spots and it is a first come, first serve to get a spot. Perhaps that should be rephrased as first cheque clears bank, first serve

Use this thread to express your interest, ask questions or take pot shots at the confirmed hacks that I will update continuously leading up to the tournament.

I'd like to give a big thanks to TheRob and Jimmy "the nose" Holiday for making this thing a reality (again). They put a lot of work into this and for that, all TTPers should buy them a beer ( except me ).

I'd also like to thank Kelly O'Bryans management for supplying some of the prizes and catering to our needs for the after-golf bash. If anyone knows any of the management team there, please say hi from Regs

Anyways, good luck to all and let's start getting those entry monies in!

~Regs.

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$ confirmed for Golf & Dinner
# confirmed for dinner only
*expressed interest
Green means paid.
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1. Regs [$]
2. TheRob [$]
3.
4. KNVB [$]
5. Dude-where'smycar? [$]
6. Yoda [$]
7. Buckfast [$]
8. Coach [$]
9. Downtown [$]
10. Woodsy [$]
11. Rangerforever [$]
12. Guinness [$]
13.
14. Screw You Captain [$]
15. Notty [$]
16. Demolition [$]
17. One Dart [$]
18. The Power [$]
19. Breadguy [$]
20.
21.
22. Fastshow [$]
23. Kelly O'bryan's #1 [$]
24. Kelly O'bryan's #2 [$]
25. Kelly O'bryan's #3 [$]
26. Kelly O'bryan's #4 [$]
27.
28. Kurgan [$]
29. Hammerhead [$]
30. The Panel [$]
31. Hands of Stone [$]
32. HBDE Threesome #1 [$]
33. HBDE Threesome #2 [$]
34. HBDE Threesome #3 [$]

Mrs. TheRob #
Regs' Bird #
Spazz #
Striker14 #
Lips #
Ballbaby #
The Panel's Bird #
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[Yoda]

Hopefully

I think I have already got the OK from the wif to miss her 10 year reunion to play in this thing.

99% sure i'm in.

 

[Dude]

The cheque, as they say, is in the mail.

 

[TheRob]

In like flin. The wif is also in for supper.

 

[striker14]

Hmmmmmmm....

I ain't no golfer...they don't let me swing clubs around balls

I may talk my buddy Spazz into coming for the dinner though! I will let you know

 

[Dude]

Forgot...

$

 

[Guinness]

Fourrrrr!!!

$
(check is in the mail)


Guinnesswhodoesn'tplanontellinghismissusuntilthe20th

 

[TheRob]

Twelve spaces already gone. Hurry up and get your money in for the best tourney that TTP has to offer.

I should mention that the cost covers your round of golf. One sandwich and a beer at the course. Dinner at KOB's(prime rib, pasta, steak, chicken, chicken or beef fajitas)and one pint or high ball.

It was a blast last year. We can only hope that this years will be as successful.

 

[Dapotayto]

I am hereby expressing interest. Mickster has also expressed interest to me. About the golf tourney that is.

 

[Screw You Captain]

Like Mariah Carey says, I'll be there. That is, my horn and I will be there. I've taken an extra life insurance policy in preparation for the cart ride with Dude.

 

[Notty]

I'm in for dinner and golf. Can't wait!

 

[Dude]

You and you're fcuking horn. I've taken a lot of heat for you over the last year because of that horn, you know? For the last time: I WASN'T BLOWING SCUD'S HORN!

(Well...maybe just once...tee hee...)

Besides, if you really wanted to distract the attention of that group ahead of us, you would have brought out a buffet.

 

[Buckfast]

Regs,

Fasty's set of clubs (3, 7, 8, PW, 5-wood), which are on consignment at Common Exchange Pawnbrokers, have yet to sell.

Would you take them in lieu of cash payment?

Cheers,

Buckfast

 

[Demolition]

Count me in for golf and dinner. That is if I make it to dinner.
Last time I went to one of these tourneys I only made it to the 10th hole (just a warning to anyone who gets paired up with moi )!!

Cheque is on its way!!

 

[the power]

The Power is in for both. Scud, keep the horn between you and Dude. Dude, embrace your need for the horn.

 

[One Dart]

OD is in for both as well.

Ipromisetopaythistime

 

[knowone]

Bucky....you want my baby sisters clubs ??
Oh sorry...too big !!

 

[mickster]

Look out golf world!!

Who wouldn't express interest in you Spud, those cute blonde locks waving in the wind......

Just gotta check with the wife but definitely very interested!!

Hopefully I'll get all my drives past the ladies tee box

Mickster

 

[SC]

speaking of boxes...

I will miss Dude, SYC and Max's d*nk outs this year. I also happen to know that you will all miss my box out

Are there any birds that will take the place of DA, her friend and SC? Where are your b a l l s Striker? Do it, you'll have a gas.

+SCmissingyetanothergoodtime

 

[Dude]

Quote of the day from last year.

I'll set it up: Max fails to hit past the laddies tee. The "dink-out" rule is in effect. Facing the fairway, we're all standing to Max's left.

Scud: "Oh no...he's left handed...HE'S LEFT HANDED!!!"