The 2nd Annual TTP Golf Classic

[Fastshow]

in..........

I'm in. Just got back from Barcelona didn't I? Spent 9 hours in a specially-designed SARS quarantine area of the Barcelona hospital didn't I? All this because the girl I was with had just arrived from Vancouver the day before hadn't she? Had loads of doctors reprising the role of Manuel off Fawlty Towers fussing about the whole bloody time didn't I? Ended up having a chest infection didn't I?

I could have fcuking told them that, couldn't I?

Fore.

 

[Rangerforever]

Fasty: You diseased ridden slut.

Are you in for sure?
Bucky: Get the clubs out of the pawn shop.

How many sleeps until Mrs. Ballbaby?

 

[Guinness]

What ?!?

Did someone say Mrs. Ballbaby???

 

[Yoda]

No where to be seen

Since KNVB is out selling a fridge.

24 more days till Mrs. Ballbaby.

 

[Fastshow]

fore sure.........

I am in for sure, yes. Alert the media.

I am not a diseased-ridden slut. This is not the co-ed thread.

 

[SC]

if there is anything you need to do...

to prepare, is watch Jackass the movie

Dude, they will give you hints on how to drive a golf cart

 

[Spazz]

Dinner...

Any idea when you'll all be heading for Kelly O'Bryans for dinner for those of us not golfing.....?
Gong Show.... do you know what time you'll be there at?

Speaking of Jackass.... good thing we're not going for Sushi cuz I'd hate to watch someone try to mimic the wasabi scene!

 

[Dude]

I need to be careful this year...the steering radius was off by at least 90 degrees when we gave that cart back; just happy a damage charge didn't show up on my Visa.

It'll be a kinder, gentler Dude golfing this year.

 

[Yoda]

Spazz

6:30 - 7:00 for dinner I think.

Maybe earlier if Dude get's us kicked off the course.

 

[Buckfast]

Yods,

I think Downtown & Woodsy will have us off the course after the....check that, before we tee off.

Buckfast

 

[Guinness]

June 21st

So when's the draw for this tourney??? Has it been filled yet??? Give us an update Regs... The people want to know...

Besides, I'll have to deside which training route I'm going depending on the plonkers you lump me with!!! Shall I just drink every day until the event or shall I change what's always been working for my game and hit the range??? Na, I doubt that would do much good...


Guinnesslookingforwardtohisfoursome(aslongasit'snotdude's)

 

[Regs]

Guinness,

I'm waiting for more people to actually pay up before even thinking about foursomes

I'll work on it this week.

I hope.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Guinness]

Regs

That's what happens when you have cheap bastards like Buckfast, Rangerforever and Downtown commit to an event that costs them money!!! Nothing to do with them being Scottish or anything!!!

At this rate we'll see something ready around the 20th???

PS. Dude's gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[Regs]

Rangerforever paid last week and the other 2 are paying this week

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Yoda]

Am I mistaken?

Didn't KOB's need to know what everyone was having for dinner prior to the tournament so they could prepare for the masses?

Do they need to know our orders this year or are they just going to feed us Pacho's all night?

 

[TheRob]

Help us help you.

The tourney needs to be paid for by Friday June 13th. Please send in your money ASAP or we'll send Jason after you. He's real you know.

 

[Regs]

Good point TR...

If less than 36 people have paid by the 13th, then the tourney size will be adjusted accordingly. In other words, it's in everyone's best interest to get your money in ASAP if you want to join everyone!

If anyone is interested in paying their fees by credit card, please email me:

regs@takethepiss.com

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Regs]

Update:

For the rest of this week, you can secure your spot for the tourney using a credit card (through Paypal). Please go to the official 2003 Golf Tourney page [ http://www.takethepiss.com/events/golf2003.html ] and click on the "BUY NOW" button.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

For curiosity sake, how secure is this Regs? Not that it would matter much for me, but some may actually have a big line of credit. Or good credit.

 

[TheRob]

Re: Am I mistaken?

Originally posted by Yoda
Didn't KOB's need to know what everyone was having for dinner prior to the tournament so they could prepare for the masses?

Do they need to know our orders this year or are they just going to feed us Pacho's all night?

They haven't indicated that they want to know what everyone is having this year. I think we're good.

Mmmmmm..............Prime Rib..................