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knvb

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2002/03 Premier League Results

Just getting ready for tonight and the weekend.

Game reports, moans, excuses and anything else the Parms Pussies can think of........ :rolleyes:
 

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No Report, but an excuse for KNVB

I lost my mind that is why I called Khalsa, "Parms Pussies", as knvb is having a MOAN to the Indian Maffia of Vancouver.

Only Moaning this weekend will be knvb when he can't score, again.

HOS
 

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1 out of 2

Parms Pussies 3 Croatia 0

Khalsa is a quick and jinky (not him) team. They move the ball well on the counter attacks and took advantage of Croatia's lack of pace and definite lack of fitness. It was not a 3-0 game though. Croatia's keeper, simply put, STUNK.

The first goal came from a rip about 25 yards out, straight down the middle just under the bar. He waved at it like the queen mum on parade. The second he just barely dove out of the way before it hit him. Lucky for him he was in the wrong position or he would have been hit. The third was a nice bit of finishing, I guess.

Lots of little push up's in this one with Bronco winning the Oscar for the film "I've just been shot in the face part deux" Classic big man. I guess it's not your fault. Once that head gets-a-move'n it's got to be impossible to stop. ;)

BTW, Croatia played almost the whole second half a man down, but before that looked to be pressuring and had a good portion of the possession. I thought it was a awfully soft second yellow.

HOS you stink as well. COooco COOOOco

BBY beat Metro Ford 2-0. That is all.
 

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come on doogie, it's not all to blame on the keeps...
what you failed to notice is that his vision is impecable
as he was clearly waving to his pops in front of us
when the first goal went in:p

by the way, a barley dive is what one has to do when
being served beer by seyler in the clubby:D
 

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Post Match

BBY Canadians 2 - Metro Ford nil,

What can I say but I love to win! A well played match from both sides...but without tooting our own horns too much, the BBY Boys controlled the match and finished our chances.

Metro Ford still played a controlled game by knocking it around in the back, but were never a real threat in our end...perhaps 1 maybe 2 chances off of corner kicks!

On a complete aside...Someone tell those muckers who were sparken the hoochy on the sideline to go back to the Pink Floyd concert and smoke it there! Rather irritating when you’re on the pitch playing a match.
 

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KNVB's analysis of the game is pretty much spot on. It is true we are not as fit as Khalsa etc, etc, but not many teams will be, given the fact that they are for all intents and purposes in mid season form. Our goalie (17 yrs old) was in a bit over his head. Dennis was unavailable for selection due to back spasms. The sending off was a bit dodgy given everything that had transpired earlier in the game, but having said that, Khalsa were full credit for having exploited the 1 man advantage. HOS is still a poser ;) and this Khalsa team can definitely be had!!

On to next week and Westside, and although in the end we got spanked this week, I don't think it was a bad performance on our part given all of the circumstances.
 

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Congrats to Khalsa

But keep in mind that Croatia team you beat doesn't start playing until after the Christmas break...

I believe I went 2fer2!!!

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!

Adanac park tomorrow...Inter and the Toons, with Firemen and Indo.......rumour has it Geegers will be on the BBQ!!!:)
 

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2 left feet

Surrey vs W van

Surrey took the piss out of a depleted W van team. Enough said!

2 left feet
 

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Surrey United 4 Trollops 0

The first 20 mins. or so were pretty even. It took both sides a while to get their second winds. Surrey opened the scoring about 30 mins in. It was 1-0 at half then the flood gates opened. 2 quick goals to start the second and it was cruse control the whole second half with Surrey having much if not all the possession. Some good finishing by Surrey with the TTP clan scoring 3 of the 4. KNVB, Guinness (not a typo) and 2 left feet.
 

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First Leg
Croatia A - 0 Khalsa A - 3

Second Leg
Croatia B - 4 Khalsa B - 1

Croatia advance due to more away goals:wa:
 

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Typo???
Yeh this looks like a typo:
with the TTP clan scoring 3 of the 4. KNVB
You scored???
HOS thinks you're shite and can't score goals!!!:eek:

Fcukingkeepers!!!:rolleyes:

Good start from the reigning League Champs!!!

:knvb: :knvb: :knvb: :knvb: :knvb: :knvb: :knvb: :knvb:
 

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Over at Hillcrest....

ACM 4 - 3 over the Argies in a shoot-out. Both teams looked really bad, but the game was on the far side from where I was standing.

Westside packed the box for 50 mins and won 1-0 over the PorkChops. The grass was really long, so the play wasn't exactly stellar. I can't believe how quiet Westside is with out Besty :rolleyes:
 

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shag carpet

hhhonestly, I thought that green shag went out in the late seventies, obviously not seen as how the groundskeepers at
Hillcrest let the MUFF grow:rolleyes:
seriously, trim yer shop!!!


argies3 ac delco 4
westside1 chops0
 

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Inter / Sportstown

Just a quick post lads .......

Inter 1 Sportstown 0

Benji scored in the second half to win it.
 

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Just heard...

Peg 3
Sapp 0

Good start for the flying fcukin horses. I heard Jimmy E got one, Robbie O, and some young guy.

~Regs.
 

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5 out of 7, Not to Bad, 15 points for Week One

Originally posted by Bronco
HOS is still a poser ;) and this Khalsa team can definitely be had!!

Bronco, it was a great match to be a part of, lots of tackling, both teams looking to attack, well, Khalsa attacking on the ground, Croatia attacking with long searching balls. A few mix-ups and some great acting on your part;) .

As for the first weekend of action, no ties is great for the VMSL pool. I come away with 15 points and would have more if not for my dislike of Slurrey and all the Car Theives out there.

Good luck to all the teams next week, even the Toons, who will be hosting The Mighty Khalsa in week two.

HOSisBackinBlack
 

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Allways searching for the Bright Side

Originally posted by hajduk
First Leg
Croatia A - 0 Khalsa A - 3

Second Leg
Croatia B - 4 Khalsa B - 1

Croatia advance due to more away goals:wa:

hajduk, I have to give you that, the glass is allways half full for you.

But lets be honest, 3 points in Premier vs. 3 points in Cat, is like comparing shagging with a Super Model vs. wacking to a Super Model.

The first really counts and you brag to your friends.
The second means nothing and you are actually embareassed about it.

HOS
 

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Knvb

Sorry I couldn't be heard.
It is tough to yell when yer mouth is full of beer!:D

Westside - Sporting match was pretty uneventful, but Westside did create a lot more scoring ops and this without a few of the regs.

Could have been worse for Sporting if Chaisson didn't shite the bed on two sitters!:eek:

onemoreweekendofdrinkingandtheniamback!
 

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INTER 1 - 0 Toons

A fair result, considering we had most of the play. Not a lot of the play, but the majority.
The conditions were not favourable, but both teams played as well as they could in the rain.

The toons pressed hard in the final ten minutes...and were only a threat then.

Benji gets his first....
and its onto the Trollers next week.
 

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