Div 1 [VMSL Div 1] Results & Banter - Feb 2005

[Keeper]

Here's hoping more games are played this month than the past three.

February begins . . .

 

[Conductor]

It doesn't surprise me about Lobbans they will never be a premier team but are content to be a 1st div team "I was, however, a bit surprised that your lot, being "contenders" in the table, weren't playing a bit more desperate to get the win. You seemed content to hold on to the draw."Hey it's a step up from there 2nd div days!!!

 

[PLAYBOI]

common KEEPER

tell everyone how you shite the bed vs the primos...................

are you still that shellshocked?

 

[Keeper]

Just about.

It was a brutal reawakening to the ongoing season. Although our two starting centre backs were missing and we had to go with a bit of a make-shift defense, our real enemy was our timing. Balls were dropping and bouncing over our heads needlessly and I didn't help matters much by developing a severe case of lead feet.

Nevertheless, it should be mentioned that all 6 goals, for and against, were notched in the first half and that their second was a sh!tty OG. The first Norvan goal was a tres sweet, low bullet to the far corner. Most impressive and quite surprising considering the skills they showed the first time we played them. Just lucky, I guess.

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But what was most shocking was the brawl that occurred on the east field between Vancouver Olympics and Serbia at the tail end of their game. Surprisingly, The Excellent Site has reported the game as a 3-2 win for Serbia. I don't know what ignited the melee, but suffice to say that both full teams were going at it including a total a-hole fan from the Serbian side who came in late, running from 50-yards away, and landed a huge Bertuzzi-esque cheapshot. This guy needs to face some serious legal charges. Anyone from the Vancouver Olympics who wants to know the identity of this guy can PM me.

 

[Gurps]

Hey Keeper, I was watching the Serbia-Olympics game, and I left at half. You could just sense the tension rising, as there was alot of yapping back and forth. There was a guy on the Serb sideline, big Serbian guy wearing a red jacket, who was not playing, but kept swearing and threatening some of the Van Olympic players. I left after half...I knew I should have stayed. They say Capricorns have bad timing....my horoscope was right.

 

[Keeper]

That'd be him. Someone, please get him banned from attending anymore VMSL games.

Anyone know him? I'd post his face but I'm afraid I may suffer a Lita-Special if I do.

 

[Regs]

Isn't that a chick's jacket?

 

[Hands of Stone]

Did he just get off a boat?

 

[Jinky]

Looks like he just got off the boat.

 

[sensei_hanson]

Fifty bucks says this guy tries to kill Bill Murray sometime this week.

That, or he tosses a molotov ckoctail at what he figures to be the Zissou Society clubhouse.

War hiding behind your assumed TTP username and avatar,
-Steve Nash.

 

[Mr. Rempa]

Keeper

yes I wanna see his face. He looks as the one who punched WALKS, a year or two ago. He supposed to be suspended for FIVE YEARS.

GH

 

[Keeper]

That begs the question then, Walks: Is this the guy?

 

[Keeper]

So here's what came down the pipe:

DURICA Nikola Serbian White Eagles 1 2005-01-29 Indefinite ?
JOHN Tariq Vancouver Olympics 1 2005-01-29 3 Games $30

Hard to believe, after all of that, there are only two suspensions.

 

[NO2]

This looks like the same guy that attacked Walks last year. Maybe Cnorgski
Fudballer (sp) could comment.

No2

 

[Regs]

He looks as the one who punched WALKS, a year or two ago.

In that case, he can wear girl's jackets all he wants - he's OK in my books!

 

[binger barfme]

Hey conductor, you're a pylon, bet you can't name another team who has beaten every top team in Div1 A, other than Lobbans, your happy to be div 1 team, so you say. Who do you play for, doesn't matter I know we have beaten you, if we've faced you. chump.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Is that George Costanza's puffy white jacket turned red? Nice touch, Mr. Serbia.

 

[ginger tours]

RUFC 3:2 Wickham

Junior/Slacks - (still debating over the cooler) with the winner with almost the last kick. Patrick and Willy with the other two.

Cheers

PS Whats with Norvan playing on Monday nights ?

 

[john]

Posting only because I want to see what the other side has to say..........

I thought we were poor for the first 30 but after that we were the better team from there. Any time that you score in the last few minutes to get a result you have to figure the game should have ended in a draw, but they should have never tied it up late and we should have converted one of our chances after going up 2-1 to finiish them off.

Good luck to Wickam in the Cup,

John

 

[Keeper]

Lobbans 1 : 0 City FC Rangers

A win for the old(er) boys. But should this have been a goal? Was City robbed? You decide.