bandcamponlypostswhenhewins said:I am Bandcamp's alter ego, his feminine and more sensitive side, desperately struggling to get out because Bandcamp is so obviously unhappy in life.
Bandcamp posts win or lose...we just win ALL THE TIME!
bandcamponlypostswhenhewins said:I am Bandcamp's alter ego, his feminine and more sensitive side, desperately struggling to get out because Bandcamp is so obviously unhappy in life.
I believe the exact medical term is "Retrograde Ejaculation".Oggy said:Two words: semen implosion.
Oggy said:Yaletown 5-0 Semen
The Semen were giving the ref a great deal of shite all game, but he was by far the best I've had in the league so far. He's a younger Swiss guy who actually keeps up with the play and knows the rules well. I don't think there can be any complaints, especially about the three red cards, since taking a swing at someone after the ball is long gone should get you a red every time.
the 5th back said:Are you kidding me? That ref was shite. You must be saying that because he bought your dive and awarded you guys a pk for your first goal. You didn't even have possession and you dropped like a sack of bricks - and what's more as you're hitting the ground you're looking back at the ref for the call. You're 40lbs. heavier than either defender on you and you go down that easy? Ya, that's great reffing!! As for the red cards, what's wrong with giving a yellow? Isn't that what yellow cards are for - to warn the guy, and then if he does it again, send him off. It's not like you guys were squeaky clean the whole game - in fact, on the first red card your player had hacked ours prior to him getting the red. What's with the automatic reds? What the fcuk did he even have yellow cards with him for? Complete and utter crap, and by the way, nice dive, Louganis.
WARNING: Drunken Rant ahead.the 5th back said:Are you kidding me? That ref was shite. You must be saying that because he bought your dive and awarded you guys a pk for your first goal. You didn't even have possession and you dropped like a sack of bricks - and what's more as you're hitting the ground you're looking back at the ref for the call. You're 40lbs. heavier than either defender on you and you go down that easy? Ya, that's great reffing!! As for the red cards, what's wrong with giving a yellow? Isn't that what yellow cards are for - to warn the guy, and then if he does it again, send him off. It's not like you guys were squeaky clean the whole game - in fact, on the first red card your player had hacked ours prior to him getting the red. What's with the automatic reds? What the fcuk did he even have yellow cards with him for? Complete and utter crap, and by the way, nice dive, Louganis.
Oggy said:I NEVER go down unless someone takes my legs out. period.
Nice, Dap. That made me laugh despite the fact that I'm "wearing the tight hat" this morning, as ze Germans like to say.Dapotayto said:Jeez Oggy, I feel sorry for whoever you're dating/married to. I guess you'll have to teach them how to slide tackle if they want some servicing.
Oggy said:. If, however, someone kicks my legs out from under me because they are too small/slow/shite to get the ball fairly, then I will naturally fall to the ground. We hammered you 5-0
Sober now.the 5th back said:Yes, you sure did fall to the ground, I don't know how natural it was though. I didn't see what caused you to fall because I was the guy in front of you who had the ball and was in the process of taking it outside when the call was made. I didn't have to do anything illegal to get the ball either, despite being small/slow as you say. I simply stepped in front of you. That's what I found frustrating - you didn't even have possession of the ball. The guy behind you admitted afterwards to me that there was contact between him and you but said that it was very soft and I saw myself that you went down very easily. If he did kick you ( he must have done something for the ref to call it) then it was unnecessary because you were going nowhere on that play anyway.
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I think forfeits are usually 1-0. Goal difference doesn't matter for promotion, though, since the top two teams have to have a playoff if they are even on points.CheShouldHeBeWhite said:"B" United takes one look at the NK side and forfeits under the pressure....
....or they were short players, I can't remember
3-0 is it? Hopefully results like this don't cost us if placing comes down to goal difference. They're the type of team that you rack up the + against
bandcamp said:Bandcamp posts win or lose...we just win ALL THE TIME!
I thought it was 3? At least 2.Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I think forfeits are usually 1-0.
k thanksGoal difference doesn't matter for promotion, though, since the top two teams have to have a playoff if they are even on points.
Oggy said:. Socceroos were mainly dangerous on the counterattack, but the fact that the league's most overweight front line was dangerous on the counter says a lot about MacDonald's defending
MacDonald were able to put some nice passes together in the middle and created some great chances, but they need to sort out their goalkeeping and finishing if they want to get that elusive first win. Socceroos took complete advantage of MacDonald's mistakes and finished well, but their gameplan is just to hoof it upfield and hope the other team fcuks it up and gifts them a chance. Not pretty, but it seems to work against MacDonald, the Semen, and Zawisza, at least.
Oggy said:WARNING: Drunken Rant ahead.
We hammered you 5-0 not because I dove, not because the referee though we we sexier,
machel said:ambleside has grass and turf fields dude.
I'm enjoying the race in the standings in 2b, I shoulda stuck around for the battle this year. haha. good luck everyone.