So who'd you like to sit down and have a couple of jars with? Yes, you can choose The Captain seeing as it would appear his annual apartheid on entering drinking establishments before Christmas has been lifted and is, therefore, available for selection.
I nominate that fella off yank police drama 'The Shield' as long as he stayed in character and actually knew a lot of really fit hookers and had a stash as big in real life as in his programme. I've just been informed by a sad trainspotting type in marketing that the actor's name is Michael Chiklis. That's that out of the way, then.
I'd also like to nominate Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook out of New Order. Their unrivalled musical genius and penchant for unbridled debauchery would make it quite a sesh that could, feasibly, last for weeks. Like a pair of KNVB's underpants.
Bubbling under on the shortlist for, 'would like to have a pint with,' is laughing-yank-type Dennis Miller, flawed-genius-type Paul Gascoigne, insidiously-funny-UK sitcom-type Ricky Gervais, camp-as-Christmas-but-funny-as-fcuk-type Stephen Fry, down-to-earth-with-massive-pillow-touchers-Yorkshire-type Nell McAndrew, charidee-walking-ex-cricketing-type Ian Botham, and Essex-crumpet-who-could-go-for-days-type Denise Van Outen. And Cardinal Basil Hume. He strikes me as a man who can handle his ale. Were it not for the undeniable fact that he is dead.
So, nominate who you'd like to have a sesh with, tell us you've only a matter of hours to live and Regs and his Make a Wish Foundation will set it up for you. This offer applies to Premium Members only. Offer not applicable in Quebec. Your statutory rights are not affected. Void if removed.
I nominate that fella off yank police drama 'The Shield' as long as he stayed in character and actually knew a lot of really fit hookers and had a stash as big in real life as in his programme. I've just been informed by a sad trainspotting type in marketing that the actor's name is Michael Chiklis. That's that out of the way, then.
I'd also like to nominate Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook out of New Order. Their unrivalled musical genius and penchant for unbridled debauchery would make it quite a sesh that could, feasibly, last for weeks. Like a pair of KNVB's underpants.
Bubbling under on the shortlist for, 'would like to have a pint with,' is laughing-yank-type Dennis Miller, flawed-genius-type Paul Gascoigne, insidiously-funny-UK sitcom-type Ricky Gervais, camp-as-Christmas-but-funny-as-fcuk-type Stephen Fry, down-to-earth-with-massive-pillow-touchers-Yorkshire-type Nell McAndrew, charidee-walking-ex-cricketing-type Ian Botham, and Essex-crumpet-who-could-go-for-days-type Denise Van Outen. And Cardinal Basil Hume. He strikes me as a man who can handle his ale. Were it not for the undeniable fact that he is dead.
So, nominate who you'd like to have a sesh with, tell us you've only a matter of hours to live and Regs and his Make a Wish Foundation will set it up for you. This offer applies to Premium Members only. Offer not applicable in Quebec. Your statutory rights are not affected. Void if removed.