1st Annual TTP Golf Classic

[Dude]

Boy- it's a good thing your name is Sexual Chocolate, not something else- like Golden Shower or something.

 

[TheRob]

Golf Carts

Is there anyone attending who would like a golf cart foretheir round? We have to let the golf club know(Newlands Dude!)how many carts we'll need on the 22nd. If you want a cart, let us know here.

Thanks

 

[Dude]

I would like to split the cost of a cart w/ anyone in my group. BYOC (bring your own crash helmet).

 

[SC]

Hey Jude...

Should I go for the hole in one?

+SCdoesn'tneedacartsheisn'tLAZY

 

[Dude]

I resent that!

Did you ever think that maybe I’m handicapped (there's your opening TTPers- have at me)? You do know I have special Tour exemption to use my golf cart, don’t you? DON'T YOU???

Ah fcuk it. Yeah…I’m lazy.

Not Casey Martin.

 

[SC]

I didn't SAY you were...

But I'm not

Although, if you had one I might just hop a ride

 

[Regs]

You know who Casey Martin is and yet you struggle with George Best?

I think I should return your money

~TB.

 

[Dude]

Did someone say George Best?

Is he playing in the TTP tourney too? I hear he's a pretty good soccer player- could even play for Peg.

 

[knvb]

splitzzzezz

Beer heavy. KNVB lazy..... Cart please.


Rangerfatforever will need one to himself if he brings his usual packed lunch, there's no room for anything else.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I need someone to rent a cart, in order to hold the beer that I will require to help my hip flexors get through a round of championship golf. Otherwise, I will be limping from hole to hole, hopefully with the winning foursome.........


BTW, is anyone driving from Richmond? It would be fantastic if I could car pool because I will still be drunk from Thursday/Friday's festivities. Thanks in advance.....

Padraig Harrington

 

[Rangerforever]

There's no way I can carry my clubs and those two 20 lb sacks of potatoes (commonly referred to as "love handles") though 18 at Newlands.

I need a cart or I'll be tired and hitting the ball fat all day.

Thanks,

JohnDalyforever

 

[Zaurrini]

Golf CART

Please...

Is there any other way to enjoy golfing??

 

[knvb]

Try, drunk. It works for Captain....

 

[Screw You Captain]

dudewhere'smygolfcart

I would like to split the cost of a cart w/ anyone in my group. BYOC (bring your own crash helmet).

I would recommend scuba gear as well. And a seatbelt. And life insurance, lots of life insurance...

 

[TheRob]

Screw You,

We have tentativly(sp?)paired with Dude. The question is, will you be there?

 

[Screw You Captain]

done

What the hell. I'll show. Now if I could only find that snorkel...

 

[Screw You Captain]

$$$

As for the money, Dude can cover me out of his private Royals slush fund account in the Bahamas

 

[Dude]

Damn. And I thought that $8.33 CDN pessos was safely sheltered from the Feds. Thanks for blowing our cover.

 

[knvb]

Do you mean it this time or is going to be like Dart night and you pull a Total Package? What about the twins? Can they stop fighting over who gets the top bunk long enough to play a round?

 

[TheRob]

Screw You,

Good stuff.

Check your PM's.