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Beernuts vs Cosmos today

Even with Herb's pathetic job as a ref and lack of our Keeper, Beernuts won 4-1 against the Cosmo's!

Dino did well in net again only letting in 1 PK that was a sh*tty call from Herb.........

But the Cosmos were definitely an entertaining team with Dave on his back for the most part! And the BBQ and 6 hours drinking following the game made it all that much better!


:D Spazz

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slap on the wrist

Spazz, there is only 1 rule in co-ed.

Do not make fun of Herb!

Herb is co-ed :) :eek: :cool:

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SC... Herb is annoying.....

He calls anything that he's told to.....

His response to one of our forwards being called offside (even though she wasn't) was "Well I already called it so I can't change it"

......cause he realized it was a bad call!

But I guess I have to get used to it as he seems to be the only co-ed ref!!!

:rolleyes: Spazz
 

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you'll just have to get used to it then...

for shame Spazz!:eek:

+SC;)

Chips and Salsa
Spaghetti and meatballs
Macaroni and cheese
Ham and eggs
Pen and paper
coed and Herb :rolleyes:
 

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Game #2

Tryhards vs. Mountain Shadow

Tryhards pulled off another win 4-2 at Kwayquitlam last night.
Joe did a fine job of reffing the game from the centre circle and actually didn't have any complaints that I can remember.

Couldn't pot my second goal last night though as I was a little off balance all night. Had to take the the jewelry off to play and it totally threw off my balance.

:rolleyes:

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Dragons 3 - 0 Young Guns

It was a hard fought battle between two stellar teams Sunday at the hallowed Osler Pitch. Back and forth. Great save after great save. Chance after chance. It's unfortuante that a game like that had to have a winner. Either team deserved the wi..........aw fcuk it. We rocked Osler yesterday. Max Blink was unbeatable in net in the second half. You couldn't have put a golf ball by him. Who needs HOS. Not the Dragons. Score three, and put Max in=game over. Gavin scored a beautiful left footed chip to open the scoring about 20 minutes in, then TheRob opened his quest for the AMSL Golden Boot with a sublime strike from just inside the six yard box to put the Dragons up by two. Renee(sp?)finished the scoring with another sweet goal in the 78th minute. All in all The Dragons looked fine. Lookout Cheatside, Tryhards, and all others. The Dragons are starting to roll.:mad:
 

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thanks for filling me in Throbby!

so that's what happened:eek:

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Re: SC... Herb is annoying.....

Originally posted by Spazz
He calls anything that he's told to.....

You mean that's not what they teach you at the Referee Clinics? :confused:

SC's right, Herb IS co-ed....besides, he calls me to complain when people make fun of him....I can't take that many more phone calls!!!

JR
 

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Re: Game #2

Originally posted by Yoda


Joe did a fine job of reffing the game from the centre circle and actually didn't have any complaints that I can remember.

It's amazing how well Joe refs from the centre circle....Herb should take lessons! ~sorry - I couldn't resist that one!

Originally posted by Yoda
Tryhards vs. Mountain Shadow

Tryhards pulled off another win 4-2 at Kwayquitlam last night.

Couldn't pot my second goal last night though as I was a little off balance all night. Had to take the the jewelry off to play and it totally threw off my balance.

Seems like your team managed to play a fairly good game after the Saturday night's activities....and had and had I been there, you would have definately slotted your second goal of the season....I have a way of setting up the opposing teams' forwards at the top of the 18 yard box :(

Oh well

JR
 

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Re: Re: Game #2

Originally posted by J R


....I have a way of setting up the opposing teams' forwards at the top of the 18 yard box :(

Oh well

JR

JR, welcome to SC's school of football :rolleyes:
 

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Tryhard vs. Cat & Fiddle

Tryhards 5 - Cat & Fiddle 0

It was a tight match until the Tryhards made the smart move and put Yoda up front to seal the game with 2 goals.

DID YOU HEAR THAT THEROB, 2 GOALS!!!!

:D

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2 goals, 10 goals, 78 goals, It doesn't matter how many goals you scored!:mad: What matters is this...........The only thing that matters is who's name appears on the Golden Boot trophy at the end of the AMSL season. It won't be yours, and it won't be the Try Hard kings(Nesbit), but it will be TheRob's. Do you smell it? That's what TheRob..........is............cooking!:cool: Or maybe that's Notty queing something up. Whatever, you get the picture.
 

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Not likely

Nes-shite hasn't been to the last 2 games so he won't be getting the scoring title.
I think he might be a little jealous of Kirby, you know, the guy who scored 7 goals in the opening tournament and has 3 for this season!

:D
Catch me if you can but you can't score much on defense.
 

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sounds like a ...

prime up for our BIG match-up against Tryhard FC Sunday June 9th 6pm at club Kwayquitlamtuktiyukyukclikc

Sorry Tryhards, our fans can't make it, on the count that the last train leaves at 3pm:rolleyes:

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SC

They are just lying to you. Your fans can't make it because they are now Tryhard fans.
You'll see them sitting on the other side of the pitch during our game.
:D

They have finally realized the truth about the Dragoons. They are kind of like France. They look good on paper, but put them on the field and they stink.

:D

See ya June 9th.
 

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I like to be compared to as...

Canada , no hope in hell , even with our star players on board:eek:

The truth is, we just don't have fans unless another team is playing after us... and only if they happen to arrive a bit early! :p

+SCsaysbringiton,butwon'tsayituntilsheknowshowmanyGoonsareshowingJune9th:eek:
 

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Dragons go out with a little r.e.s.p.e.c.t.

Gunners 16 Dragoons 1 :rolleyes:

Apparently SC has to drink prior to each game to gain a win:(

Well, let's just say that the Gunners stole the Young guns logo -A team to look for in the playoffs!

+SCwantstoknowwhathappentoallthepilsner:eek:

Last one to leave the pitch -2nd week in a row:D

Has anyone seen my green plastic bag? :confused:
 

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Re: Dragons go out with a little r.e.s.p.e.c.t.

Gunners 16 Dragoons 1 :rolleyes:

Is this even close to the real score?

You guys scored a goal?:rolleyes:
 

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Yikes!!

Not as Tryhard 6 - QLT (Quite Literally Tryhardest) 2

I whole heartedly agree with QLT being the biggest Tryhards of the season.

Their women were banging and knocking everyone around tonight.
:rolleyes:

And what's with the guy on the sidelines screaming and yelling all game at his team to "pick up" and "push out". I was just waiting for them to call a play or something.

Number 8 had a magnificent strike for their second goal but it was the only highlight of the night for that team.
I won't say more because it may be offending to them.
:D

On a side note, Yoda did not continue his goal streak but he had his chances but that 6 yard box is so far away he couldn't hit the net.
Instead he settled for setting of 3 of the 6 goals with magnificent crosses.
:D
 
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