2007 Provincials Masters Championships: Round of 16 Banter

[Scottyshell]

Coach....what's with you boys...you hang on to the Deryl Hughes Trophy for almost two years and still don't bother to get it engraved? Maybe we should do it for you....what could we put on it? Maybe the rest of the community here could help us out? Any suggestions lads??

Cheers!

 

[AntiFan]

I will be there, with my Nordic kit on, waiting for one of Tee's classic reckless tackles. Even the swivle can't save you from those.

hos

Hos, Good luck finding a Nordic Jersey that fits. I don't believe they came in size "butter tits" Teddy only ordered XL's.

 

[Regs]

Coach....what's with you boys...you hang on to the Deryl Hughes Trophy for almost two years and still don't bother to get it engraved? Maybe we should do it for you....what could we put on it? Maybe the rest of the community here could help us out? Any suggestions lads??

Cheers!

Barry wuz here.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Hos, Good luck finding a Nordic Jersey that fits. I don't believe they came in size "butter tits" Teddy only ordered XL's.

"butter tits", don't think I ever saw those in the old change rooms at Kinsmen Stadium, tee used to call me the "fattest skinny guy" in the league, but I still can fit into a teddy size medium.

Will we get to see antifan and the skankddt out in slurrey on sunday?

hos

 

[Skanky CDMTC Blonde]

Well I do not think you will see me out in surrey on the weekend...i dont do surrey (I also dont do durex) . I like your name hos though, reminds me of some of my hischool girlfriends

Bye now kiss

SCDMTCB tee hee

 

[Hands of Stone]

No one does surrey, surrey does you, and very rough at that, with no kisses.

HOS=hischool girlfriends

I am getting all the nice complements this afternoon, and I am not even in this freaking cup, well not this year.

hos

 

[kingR]

You're a total twat with that comment and I don't really care if you have to play lead in 'pee wee rollicks with the farm animals' next morning'

Did I offend ypu in any way? Well you must play in the nscl. That being said there was no disrespect intended. I just feel if you had any talent you you be in one of the top leagues. My opinion, but you can prove me wrong by stating where your loyalties lie and we will see how far your side goes in the cup.

 

[Scottyshell]

Nice post King R....suprised to see you up this late?

Cheers!

 

[biggs]

Did I offend ypu in any way? Well you must play in the nscl. That being said there was no disrespect intended. I just feel if you had any talent you you be in one of the top leagues. My opinion, but you can prove me wrong by stating where your loyalties lie and we will see how far your side goes in the cup.

WTF It's over 35's. We have players on our team and on others in the NSCL that have played with many of the top premier teams but have chosen to play over 35's on the North Shore.

 

[Taxman]

The North Shore, Island, and the FVSL should share 3 spots - then we wouldn't have to waste time and get this done by the long weekend.

 

[SCK]

The North Shore, Island, and the FVSL should share 3 spots - then we wouldn't have to waste time and get this done by the long weekend.


For once I agree with you. What a joke on the games but not surprising coming from B.C. soccer.

 

[Taxman]

Anybody know who Deryl Hughes is and why his parents spelled his name wrong ?
Our lineup for the weekend is looking thinner than RF's skull cap ..... we are sending the over 40's over for this one.
SCK - wanna dress for us this weekend - the island refs won't know anyone.

 

[biggs]

The North Shore, Island, and the FVSL should share 3 spots - then we wouldn't have to waste time and get this done by the long weekend.

For once I agree with you. What a joke on the games but not surprising coming from B.C. soccer.

A little bit too exclusive going that route as it is the so called 'BC's'. There are definately some better teams out there watching from the sidelines but wouldn't it make more sense to add a weekend in there and play a round of
32 or set up some byes in the first round and add 4-8 teams.

 

[Bigunit11]

Taxman, don't forget you have to have all your player ID cards.

 

[Taxman]

Taxman, don't forget you have to have all your player ID cards.

Thank Uni - several of the teams on the Mainland use the technique of having everyone shave their heads so they all look alike and can pass for anyone on another team. Surrey Rangers, Surrey United, and West Van are particularly good at this - RF has taken this to the extreme - some days he even paints a soccer ball on his lid to distract the other team.

 

[Rangerforever]

I was actually going to put a nipple on my head for disguise but realized you beat me to the punch on that one.

Good luck to all teams, yes, even Firemen,
RF

 

[Sir M]

Another clever disguise:

Everyone gets a big bushy porn star moustache and an ebony rinse. Then know one can tell anyone apart.

Lupoman has even tried it.

Well half of it anyway.

 

[Taxman]

I was actually going to put a nipple on my head for disguise but realized you beat me to the punch on that one.

Good luck to all teams, yes, even Firemen,
RF

RF - shouldn't you be doing tax returns or something like that ? You might want to get your player's card redone given that this has been a very stressful year for you.... and your noggin has grown.

Good luck to all - especially to Coach - the little Chico has been pretty quiet lately. Enjoy your last game(s) with Barry as the MoneyMan has him all wrapped up.

 

[SCK]

the island refs won't know anyone.

You're right Taxman....They won't know who anybody is except the home team to win of course...I'm saving myself for the summer league in North Van.
Good luck even to you guys!!

 

[AntiFan]

Coach where are you...... surprisingly Walks has more freedom from his Mrs ( and I don't mean Rene...........................................Zellweger) whew, that almost got me a card. Listen Coach, take off your Fake Gucci sunglasses, and put down your Ricky (Please call me Rick) Shroeder caller on your pastel golf shirt with your Ellen Degeneres sweater over the shoulder look which went out of style with Bruce Springsteen and dancing in the dark when Courtney Cox was hot and SCK was a decent footballer and KNVB had TTP posts that were worth reading. I mean all of that in a good way. Coaches silence must mean he is a little nervous about his tilt against the North Shore Coaches League. those inbreeders from Northern Ireland ( I mean the North Shore) Could cost the coach his job...... It is all about the playoffs, not about a winning season.... Luckily coveside is not running this show or you might find yourself playing on gravel....