[AMSL 2006] Banter and other things.

[canuckboy]

Ya I'm really looking forward to playing them tonight. Lost to the Wanderers on Sunday night, now Young Guns... I'm scared.

 

[Guinness]

As this is a thread on takethepiss I'm obligated to report each game as I see fit... Apparently the Violators keeper is the shits and was the sole reason for the Young Guns victory last night!!!

RedlightRasaco

 

[SC]

To add to the piss taking...Osler field was taking the piss out of the Beefeaters and the Dragons all day long. Everyone played the 'hop' but when it didn't 'hop' players were beaten all over the shop

There was some good pantsing going on by the ladies from both sides yesterday...

+thehopSC

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Man of the Match from Osler had to go to the poor bastard who CRAWLED from his post match area with the rest of Orange Crushed as an escort, stopping to puke as he went.

Was wearing orange and was definitely crushed.

RW

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

As this is a thread on takethepiss I'm obligated to report each game as I see fit... Apparently the Violators keeper is the shits and was the sole reason for the Young Guns victory last night!!!

RedlightRasaco

I wouldn't blame the keeper. Maybe it was because the Violators started the game with 9 players and finished with 7? Noble effort by all the Violators in attendance. Plus, Conductor heard the AMSL will have a golden boot this year so he was shooting from all angles. Guinness, if that was you in net, you did a very nice job!

I see the YG's are at it agian. Running scores up and such.

We're trying to keep pace with Gin and Tonics. They are on a mission this year. I think that was their first victory...EVER!

 

[guru]

As stated above Butter was beaten by a bunch of tryhards (what else would you expect from a team Yoda plays on). We all know how the Jackers love to use players from other teams(what else would you expect from a team coached by Guru), the cheaters they are, so the game is under protest and Butter should have their first win once the proper decision has been made. Even though we were playing the leagues latest bunch of tryhards it was a nice night to watch a game and have a few beers.

Btw thanks for the beers tryhards.

I think you have STD of the brain... We started the game with 7 players, and stayed that way for 15 minutes, which was the reason your ehem... team... er I mean chicken chokers even got one. Not to mention, the goal they/you got was due to everyone stopping when the ball looked to be off the field.
Next, Who pray tell were the players not signed? Since there has been no list entered, and it isn't due until:
2. Each team must present a FINAL roster of up to 26 players by May 31, 2006 via EMAIL ONLY to the League President, Gerry Karvelis and Vice President, Melanie Mele. This team roster must contain all player names (first and last) and birth dates.

Further... by winning the opening tourney, we are obligated to be this years Tryhards, we don't want to be, but it's out of our hands... it's science... and a league rule I think...

Signed,
Undefeated

 

[Conductor]

To the Guru I heard a rumour that after such a good start to the season for UJ's that it could be all wasted due to management falling a sleep but don't worry as there are other teams potentially going to be also losing points to forfeit! Heard that both BDGC and Butter will be protesting there loss against you guys and will win the games if they follow through with their protest.
Team captains, please ensure that I get a team roster (with birth dates) from you sometime this week. A preliminary list was due at the tournament. A final list is due at the end of the month. I have only received a list from

BDGC
Barely There
Beernuts
Butter
Dragons
FC 420
Gin and Tonics
Herbalicious
Knackered
Orange Crushed
Orca Bay
Team Shadow
Wanderers
Young Guns

 

[guru]

To the Guru I heard a rumour that after such a good start to the season for UJ's that it could be all wasted due to management falling a sleep but don't worry as there are other teams potentially going to be also losing points to forfeit! Heard that both BDGC and Butter will be protesting there loss against you guys and will win the games if they follow through with their protest.

Not that I particularly give a rats ass about the points.... frankly I was pissed about winning both of them... who the hell wants to be in Competitive?!?! but what is the protest aboot? Cuz we wouldn't let that stupid cross dresser back on the UJ's ?

footnote: Please take these points away.... if I knew what the reason was, I'd repeat it for each game and insure our demotion to rec

 

[Funbox]

....Cuz we wouldn't let that stupid cross dresser back on the UJ's ?

Seems like cross dressing is the new black this year...Toni [wish i could dot the "i" with a heart] comes close with his super long, and way too baggy purple shorts.

 

[STD]

Thanks girlfrieeend, he's just jealous of my youth and goodlooks.

One more sleep till Butter bash May 14. I'm bringing a sleeping bag want to share?

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

A weekend full of games on Sunny day and no game reports?

Dragons v. YG Inc?

little help please...

 

[nutmegs]

A weekend full of games on Sunny day and no game reports?

Dragons v. YG Inc?

little help please...

A nice little kick-around on the Osler pitch early Sunday morning that ended in a 2-2 tie. Not too sure how many people really stuck around after the game due to Mom's day committments.

I tell you though if it wasn't for the blonde ringer in the middle of the park for Dragons, they might have been shut-out.

 

[Regs]

Notty has been on our team for ages - hardly a ringer

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Notty has been on our team for ages - hardly a ringer

I think Nutmegs was referring to the other blonde "ringer" (KJ) who scored two on shots from 20 yards out. The second was an absolute cracker.

Actually, YG Inc would probably have been shut out if it weren't for Notty

As Notty noted on all four goals "It all started back here."

 

[Regs]

I think Nutmegs was referring to the other blonde "ringer" (KJ) who scored two on shots from 20 yards out. The second was an absolute cracker.

Actually, YG Inc would probably have been shut out if it weren't for Notty

As Notty noted on all four goals "It all started back here."

I think Regs was taking the piss.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

I think Regs was taking the piss.

Oh.

Dial thought Regs might be, but wasn't sure since Regs was
not at the game.

 

[Yoda]

Cheaters 3 or 4 - Union Slackers 2 or 3.
They beat us by 1 is all i know.

If it wasn't for the illegal goal, we'd have gotten a point.
I think even the ref is still trying to figure out if it was legal or not.
Either way, i'm sure they could have kicked it up a notch for the win anyways.

Good relaxed game except for when Mackers whacked me and roughed me up, but that was to be expected.


Man i'd forgotten since penticton how much of a lazy ass Showtime is.

 

[Regs]

Dragons lost the other night I hear... the world is ending

I blame it all on Dap.

 

[TheRob]

It seems they desperately need me to make it out to a game.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Dragons lost the other night I hear... the world is ending

I blame it all on Dap.

One person you cannot blame it on is #10. It seemed like he/she was everywhere!