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Champions League 2001/02
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Jinkwad?
with a name like jinkwad, you could be stuck in Lenny's hair from last night's shag...and Barry Ferguson is THE best player in Scottish Football!!!!!as for Rangers going out before the clocks go back, Celtic have a great way of proving everyone right....they'll be out soon enough like they always are....bunch of twats....
PS. sorry I forgot Lenny shaved his heed, so I guess you just got swallowed instead...
with a name like jinkwad, you could be stuck in Lenny's hair from last night's shag...and Barry Ferguson is THE best player in Scottish Football!!!!!as for Rangers going out before the clocks go back, Celtic have a great way of proving everyone right....they'll be out soon enough like they always are....bunch of twats....
PS. sorry I forgot Lenny shaved his heed, so I guess you just got swallowed instead...
With a name like jinkwad, I suppose you would be right however that is not my name. I'm guessing that you're dyslexic.
You certainly are throwing a lot of homosexual references into your posts. I don't think too many of the TTP'ers are into your particular lifestyle choice.
Perhaps you should take your bitter, jealous, sperm-obsessed arse over to one of the many Rangers man on man chat lines which will no doubt cater to your every fantasy.
ps Barry Ferguson couldn't get a game for Celtic. But then again you wouldn't be interested in them as according to you, they are a bunch of twats. That's ok, that just leaves more for the rest of us.
You certainly are throwing a lot of homosexual references into your posts. I don't think too many of the TTP'ers are into your particular lifestyle choice.
Perhaps you should take your bitter, jealous, sperm-obsessed arse over to one of the many Rangers man on man chat lines which will no doubt cater to your every fantasy.
ps Barry Ferguson couldn't get a game for Celtic. But then again you wouldn't be interested in them as according to you, they are a bunch of twats. That's ok, that just leaves more for the rest of us.
Belfast Cowboy
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Guinness
hey Guinness, if u are goin to call ur self that, then u should have the sense to put and irish flag some where on your posts , because i know that being born in belfast that you should know that Guinness is irish not British, my Belfast Brother.Say hello to your dad for me.
hey Guinness, if u are goin to call ur self that, then u should have the sense to put and irish flag some where on your posts , because i know that being born in belfast that you should know that Guinness is irish not British, my Belfast Brother.Say hello to your dad for me.
Man Utd. v. Deportiva
Neither team deserved to win this one. I can't remember the last time I've seen a team (Deportiva) out right refuse to shoot from outside the 18. Meanwhile, I can't remember the last time I've seen Man U refuse to attack.
What a weird game.
Keeperwho'swithholdingthescoreforthosewhomighthavetapedit
Neither team deserved to win this one. I can't remember the last time I've seen a team (Deportiva) out right refuse to shoot from outside the 18. Meanwhile, I can't remember the last time I've seen Man U refuse to attack.
What a weird game.
Keeperwho'swithholdingthescoreforthosewhomighthavetapedit
Belfast Cowboy?
Who are you kidding?
Guinness is Irish, but being from Belfast,Northern Ireland (as you) I am not about to put out the tricolour as my flag... there is no option for an Ulster flag, although I have put in my request with Regs...
I'll say Hi to my Da for ya, who shall I say it's from(you can send me a private message on that if you don't want to post it).
Jinky,
All I ever wanted was your number!!!
Who are you kidding?
Guinness is Irish, but being from Belfast,Northern Ireland (as you) I am not about to put out the tricolour as my flag... there is no option for an Ulster flag, although I have put in my request with Regs...
I'll say Hi to my Da for ya, who shall I say it's from(you can send me a private message on that if you don't want to post it).
Jinky,
All I ever wanted was your number!!!
Glasgow Celtic have gone to the top of Champions League Group E after a 1-0 win over Rosenberg while Juventus drew with Porto 0-0.
Group E fixtures / results
Team P W D L F A Pts
Celtic 3 2 0 1 4 3 6
Juventus 3 1 2 0 4 3 5
FC Porto 3 1 1 1 2 2 4
Rosenborg 3 0 1 2 2 4 1
Group E fixtures / results
Team P W D L F A Pts
Celtic 3 2 0 1 4 3 6
Juventus 3 1 2 0 4 3 5
FC Porto 3 1 1 1 2 2 4
Rosenborg 3 0 1 2 2 4 1
The Apprentice
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JUST WAIT
Remember that Celtic has to play mighty Juve so maybe you should pencil in Celtic to finish second.
Here's a reminder of what the end of the game looked like
Remember that Celtic has to play mighty Juve so maybe you should pencil in Celtic to finish second.
Here's a reminder of what the end of the game looked like
Captain Shamrock
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Yes, but.....
The fellow who we can't see was heard to be saying....
Thank Fcuk for that diabolical call. I feel like we just robbed a Celtic team that were much better on the day.
The fellow who we can't see was heard to be saying....
Thank Fcuk for that diabolical call. I feel like we just robbed a Celtic team that were much better on the day.
The Apprentice
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Where's the Captain now?
Juve 1 vs Rossenborg 0
Celtic 0 vs Porto 3
Juve 8pts
Porto 7 pts
Celtic 6 pts
Ross. 1 pt
Juve 1 vs Rossenborg 0
Celtic 0 vs Porto 3
Juve 8pts
Porto 7 pts
Celtic 6 pts
Ross. 1 pt
Captain Shamrock
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Right here....
Apprentice,
I am right here where I always sit when I post on the site. What was your point? It was apparently a well deserved thumping today. Celtic has 2 more matches, one against Juv at Parkhead. A draw in Rosenborg and a win at home should get Celtic through to the next round. Am I optimistic? NO, but hey Scottish teams are shite anyway.....
Captain
Apprentice,
I am right here where I always sit when I post on the site. What was your point? It was apparently a well deserved thumping today. Celtic has 2 more matches, one against Juv at Parkhead. A draw in Rosenborg and a win at home should get Celtic through to the next round. Am I optimistic? NO, but hey Scottish teams are shite anyway.....
Captain
The Apprentice
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Juventus moved on to the next round today with a 3-1 victory over Porto. Trezeguet, Del Piero, and Montero with the Tallies. Since Porto and Celtic both lost it is up to the next day matches to see who else moves on. If Porto wins they clinch.
Captain Shamrock
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Dickforbrains Advocatt.......
Once again, Dickhead Advocatt, has proved his worth....... The poor fellow really doesn't have a fcuking clue and apparently struggles with his short term memory.....
Premier League
OVERALL HOME AWAY
P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD
Celtic 12 11 1 0 29 4 6 0 0 16 2 5 1 0 13 2 34 25
Rangers 12 8 3 1 29 9 3 2 1 10 5 5 1 0 19 4 27 20
Livingston 12 5 5 2 16 10 3 2 1 7 5 2 3 1 9 5 20 6
Aberdeen 12 6 2 4 21 19 5 0 1 14 10 1 2 3 7 9 20 2
Hibernian 12 5 2 5 24 19 4 1 2 17 10 1 1 3 7 9 17 5
Dundee Utd 12 4 3 5 15 24 2 2 2 10 14 2 1 3 5 10 15 -9
Kilmarnock 12 4 2 6 13 18 2 0 3 4 8 2 2 3 9 10 14 -5
Dundee 11 4 2 5 11 19 2 1 2 5 10 2 1 3 6 9 14 -8
Hearts 12 4 1 7 15 17 3 1 1 10 5 1 0 6 5 12 13 -2
Dunfermline 12 4 0 8 18 26 3 0 4 10 12 1 0 4 8 14 12 -8
Motherwell 11 2 4 5 14 22 1 3 2 6 7 1 1 3 8 15 10 -8
St Johnstone 12 0 3 9 8 26 0 2 4 5 11 0 1 5 3 15 3 -18
Oooops, sorry. That wasn't the article I was trying to post. That must have been the response to the childish ha ha let's all laugh at..... the $50 that Buckfast will owe the Captain in a few months time.....
This one is for everyone to laugh at: No wonder Rangers are going nowhere again in the SPL or in the 'B' cup that Celtic will joining soon. Dynamo Moscow will stuff them this week.
Agathe turns Parkhead ire on Advocaat
By Roddy Thomson
EXCLUSIVE: Celtic star Didier Agathe has rounded on Dick Advocaat as his side prepares to make 'one final push' against Juventus in their bid to reach the Champions League second stage.
The Parkhead wing-back was expressing unanimous dressing-room shock at the Rangers manager's 'bizarre' comments that Champions League fallers should be denied a UEFA Cup parachute.
Agathe accused Advocaat of selective amnesia, after the Ibrox side twice tumbled into the UEFA Cup in the last two years - having finished third in Champions League groups under the Dutchman's guidance.
He also attacked Advocaat over remarks which he claims betray a selfish attitude, arguing that the more games the Old Firm can each play in Europe, the better the chance of them making a breakthrough.
Celtic must beat the Serie A giants, while hoping Rosenborg can deny Porto a home victory in the other Group E match - but the Frenchman argues that even a UEFA Cup consolation can be seen as progress.
'I don't know why Dick Advocaat said what he did,' Agathe stated. 'Having earned extra European games themselves in the last two years that way, it seems bizarre for him to want to deny us that opportunity.
'He should be happy for us to get the same chance if we end up in the same position as his teams were, because extra games for Scottish teams gives us the chance to improve the co-efficient for everybody in the SPL.'
Agathe is desperate to turn Celtic's recent fortunes on their head against what is certain to be an under-strength Juventus side, but he insists the UEFA Cup still offers Celtic a valuable chance to continue their learning curve.
'We will be giving everything in one final push to try to get there come Wednesday,' he added. 'But if the results do combine to knock us out, the UEFA Cup still represents progress for the club under our manager.
'The games at the next stage of that competition are all at a very high level as well, and if we end up in that draw on Friday, it still offers the players here dream matches against top sides stacked full of household names.
'Playing against World Cup winners like Lilian Thuram and David Trezeguet is a dream come true for me at Celtic, but even in last year's UEFA Cup, we were up against Bordeaux's Christophe Dugarry.
'For clubs like Celtic or Rangers, we want to be in the Champions League beyond Christmas and we are doing the best we can to get there - but the UEFA Cup still offers us the chance to compete in Europe into the New Year.'
Once again, Dickhead Advocatt, has proved his worth....... The poor fellow really doesn't have a fcuking clue and apparently struggles with his short term memory.....
Premier League
OVERALL HOME AWAY
P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD
Celtic 12 11 1 0 29 4 6 0 0 16 2 5 1 0 13 2 34 25
Rangers 12 8 3 1 29 9 3 2 1 10 5 5 1 0 19 4 27 20
Livingston 12 5 5 2 16 10 3 2 1 7 5 2 3 1 9 5 20 6
Aberdeen 12 6 2 4 21 19 5 0 1 14 10 1 2 3 7 9 20 2
Hibernian 12 5 2 5 24 19 4 1 2 17 10 1 1 3 7 9 17 5
Dundee Utd 12 4 3 5 15 24 2 2 2 10 14 2 1 3 5 10 15 -9
Kilmarnock 12 4 2 6 13 18 2 0 3 4 8 2 2 3 9 10 14 -5
Dundee 11 4 2 5 11 19 2 1 2 5 10 2 1 3 6 9 14 -8
Hearts 12 4 1 7 15 17 3 1 1 10 5 1 0 6 5 12 13 -2
Dunfermline 12 4 0 8 18 26 3 0 4 10 12 1 0 4 8 14 12 -8
Motherwell 11 2 4 5 14 22 1 3 2 6 7 1 1 3 8 15 10 -8
St Johnstone 12 0 3 9 8 26 0 2 4 5 11 0 1 5 3 15 3 -18
Oooops, sorry. That wasn't the article I was trying to post. That must have been the response to the childish ha ha let's all laugh at.....
the $50 that Buckfast will owe the Captain in a few months time.....This one is for everyone to laugh at: No wonder Rangers are going nowhere again in the SPL or in the 'B' cup that Celtic will joining soon. Dynamo Moscow will stuff them this week.
Agathe turns Parkhead ire on Advocaat
By Roddy Thomson
EXCLUSIVE: Celtic star Didier Agathe has rounded on Dick Advocaat as his side prepares to make 'one final push' against Juventus in their bid to reach the Champions League second stage.
The Parkhead wing-back was expressing unanimous dressing-room shock at the Rangers manager's 'bizarre' comments that Champions League fallers should be denied a UEFA Cup parachute.
Agathe accused Advocaat of selective amnesia, after the Ibrox side twice tumbled into the UEFA Cup in the last two years - having finished third in Champions League groups under the Dutchman's guidance.
He also attacked Advocaat over remarks which he claims betray a selfish attitude, arguing that the more games the Old Firm can each play in Europe, the better the chance of them making a breakthrough.
Celtic must beat the Serie A giants, while hoping Rosenborg can deny Porto a home victory in the other Group E match - but the Frenchman argues that even a UEFA Cup consolation can be seen as progress.
'I don't know why Dick Advocaat said what he did,' Agathe stated. 'Having earned extra European games themselves in the last two years that way, it seems bizarre for him to want to deny us that opportunity.
'He should be happy for us to get the same chance if we end up in the same position as his teams were, because extra games for Scottish teams gives us the chance to improve the co-efficient for everybody in the SPL.'
Agathe is desperate to turn Celtic's recent fortunes on their head against what is certain to be an under-strength Juventus side, but he insists the UEFA Cup still offers Celtic a valuable chance to continue their learning curve.
'We will be giving everything in one final push to try to get there come Wednesday,' he added. 'But if the results do combine to knock us out, the UEFA Cup still represents progress for the club under our manager.
'The games at the next stage of that competition are all at a very high level as well, and if we end up in that draw on Friday, it still offers the players here dream matches against top sides stacked full of household names.
'Playing against World Cup winners like Lilian Thuram and David Trezeguet is a dream come true for me at Celtic, but even in last year's UEFA Cup, we were up against Bordeaux's Christophe Dugarry.
'For clubs like Celtic or Rangers, we want to be in the Champions League beyond Christmas and we are doing the best we can to get there - but the UEFA Cup still offers us the chance to compete in Europe into the New Year.'
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Captain,
You are starting to sound like Coppertone with your verbal diarhhea. All I could make out of that post, is that you are frustrated with Shitic's recent performances (wow, was that match against Killie crap, jammy bastages).
It's ok, be strong. You had your year of glory. Well done. It's now back to being shite.
A shoulder to lean on,
JuveBuckfast
You are starting to sound like Coppertone with your verbal diarhhea. All I could make out of that post, is that you are frustrated with Shitic's recent performances (wow, was that match against Killie crap, jammy bastages).
It's ok, be strong. You had your year of glory. Well done. It's now back to being shite.
A shoulder to lean on,
JuveBuckfast
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