Allstars FVSL All Stars 2003.

[ParkHead]

wanker

Why don't you be honest with yourself Cainy? Provincial champs and vs. Provincial wanabe. Didn't they also beat you 6-0 nil last time you played? Lump-ing.

You have serious penis envy I think.

Guinness, Protestants can't play in the Nations Cup. Dutch Donkey's yes, but not Protestant migets. Right Captain?


Parkhead.

 

[Jinky]

Where to begin....

as always, short and to the point, just like your penis

A short joke from Cainy?

Never forget, those who live in glass mushrooms shouldn't throw stones. Now go smurf yourself.

Jinky, I am still laughing about the (Chinese) Thumpers, do they play long ball?

Yes they do play Long Ball but much like KNVB he's lucky if he gets more than 10 minutes.

 

[futbol]

Now, Now, Jinky. Take it easy on the poor little red headed chubby checker. He's been dealt a bad hand in life. You'd be a bitter little smurf too if you walked around all day looking eyes to eye at every average man's genitilia.

 

[Jinky]

I thought I was taking it easy.

 

[Fastshow]

bravo.......

Thank you, Ballbaby, for providing me with the opportunity to read about elongated depressions, artesian wells, and for including the underused and vastly underrated word, 'egad', this morning. You've almost made my jetlag go away in one fell swoop.

Encore.

 

[cerebral smallsy]

...real teams like the Chinese Thumpers

asian rabbits? would have never guessed.

 

[Hands of Stone]

That looks like a kid that played on the back-line for Westside last year, he must also play on Rino's Thumbers FC.

Not a bad player, but a cheap cnut, he always got you with those Buck Teeth on head balls. Plus, the two paw tackles.

HOS

 

[Fastshow]

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[crafty cokcney]

Re: `¬`CIRCUS ACT

Originally posted by Fastshow
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Nice teeth. I hear he can eat an apple through a tennis racket.


Cheers

 

[Dude]

Great Football plus we don't fukc sheep or shag our sisters.

After trading pints with you at the TTP Golf tourney, I'd bet my house and first born that you do exactly that. Glass-house.

Although short and blue, Smurfette is a hot-tie! I hear she makes up for her lack of height.





I need to get laid.

 

[tpranger]

Crafty or Cainy, any training for the all-star team this week

 

[futbol]

Just wondering what you lads have named this Fraser Valley juggernaut. Is it Roto Rooter F.C. or Brick Layer United?

 

[Hands of Stone]

Originally posted by futbol
have named this Fraser Valley juggernaut

None of the above.

It is One Hour Commut United, or O.H.C.U.

Okay, Okay, Sheep Shagers F.C. it is.

HOS

Lets Go Rangers

 

[Regs]

So did the FVSL Allstars have any more exhibitions?

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[sixfyv]

Re: Re: `¬`CIRCUS ACT

Originally posted by Crafty Cokcney
Nice teeth. I hear he can eat an apple through a tennis racket. Cheers

I just pissed my pants laughing.

 

[cainy]

Legendary

What a night. The fvsl allstars played team India tonight, unfortunately we didn't get the result, however we all got a treat I will never forget. Ally Mcoist a former European golden boot winner, Scottish international, and Glasgow Ranger suited up for the FVSL allstars. playing along side him in midfield was brilliant. Thanx to Ranger forever and Rocco for making it possible. Also thanx to Steve Mcaw and Kelly Obrians for the pints and appies afterwards. Ally will be playing with Scotland over 30s this weekend in the nations cup, on one condition, Fraser can't bring any more duffle bags full of things for him to sign. Ally is considering a restraining order I can't say enuff about the lad, he pinted with all of us, who were complete strangers at the beginning of the night, till the wee hours of the morn. He really was just one of the lads. I'm pretty sure Ranger won't be able to sleep till the weekend

 

[sensei_hanson]

Good stuff. Mackers informed us of as much at co-ed on Sunday. McCoist is staying in White Rock, from what I've heard.

What sort of level was he playing at? Is he miles ahead of the competition? He must be a different class, skillwise anyways. Rarely do you get to play alongside someone as well received in football, especially in this neck of the woods, so I assume getting a first-hand look at how the man plays would give one a greater appreciation of what he brings to the table.

I'll have to make a point of going out to Richmond this week-end.

 

[coach]

super ally

One word lads,ouch.
Ally is truely one classy lad.He was a little out of shape,but was always thinking one step ahead.Some jinky little touches,and a couple of great balls played through for the lads.
Back at the Rangers training centre,(newton park)Ally signed countless amounts of jerseys and signed the rangers change room with a couple of insperational words for the lads.
Back at Kelly O's, Rangerforever brought out a couple of old scrap books of the Rangers in the good old glory days.To hear Mcoist tell of what it was like in some of those old cup finals was fcuking outstanding!
Way to many pints,but it was worth every single advil!

As Ally said,once a ranger,always a ranger!
Do you hear me H O S.
Coach.

 

[revolutionary]

Ally

Hey

Can you guys post if he will be playing with you again? I would love to see him play live.

Cheers

 

[Rangerforever]

Great time indeed

Cainy: Hung, drawn & quartered - Classic.

Everything about 'Super' is true.
Not only a world class footballer, but an overall great guy to boot.
As a big fan of Rangers - What can I say?
It made my day.
Fcuk's sakes, my dog's name is Ally.

I must say the football was quite good last night.
Very fast indeed.
India are a very strong side.
Also very clean and sportsmanlike team as well.
It was a pleasure to meet Yoewen, one of our fellow pissers.
'Ole Blue Eyes' is a great defender.

The FVSL All-Stars were missing some of their guns but the talent on this side is also very, very good.
I was totally impressed.
Crafty, Cainy and Peter Thomas have done a great job putting the side together.

Cheers lads,

Stalkerforever