You mean I don't have to chase around the young kids and I will be forced to sit and drink beer. I have a feeling I am going to have to bring a lot of extra pairs this weekend as butter socks are going to be popular with our more commited drinkers...I mean players.
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Div 2 FVSL Div 2 Results and Banter: Nov '05
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STD said:
Why not just "not" put them on.... Or better yet, give them to sally ann...
Actually, we should make the "goat of the game" wear them next game... ...... Starting NOW! We'll let that "own goal" fellow get away with one...
Isn't there a restraining order on you.... Chasing around children and drinking!?!?!?! Really.... you know damn well you're not to be around the cooler without supervision!
royals 3 - rams 2
should have been way worse for the rams. i kept them onside for their first goal, second goal was a miscommunication with the goalie. their offence otherwise was a joke and had nothing, their defence... well... i have no idea how we didnt score more goals. i thought this game would be motw worthy, but it shouldnt have even gone up on the vote, rams are a really bad team, i thought they were better.
looking forward to friday's game vs pm. big game
should have been way worse for the rams. i kept them onside for their first goal, second goal was a miscommunication with the goalie. their offence otherwise was a joke and had nothing, their defence... well... i have no idea how we didnt score more goals. i thought this game would be motw worthy, but it shouldnt have even gone up on the vote, rams are a really bad team, i thought they were better.
looking forward to friday's game vs pm. big game
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bored said:
I'm normally 'up' at 5:30 am, aren't you?
Might want to see your doc about some little blue pills if you're not... I don't know much about them personally other than the colour, but you may want to ask a certain 'TR' about them...rumour has it they put a little 'Tiger' in his tank...
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BlownByYou said:
Sure does sunshine
Kevin Hector
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r0y4l said:
yeah we missed seven players six of them start for us, we are better some guys just had it to easy in Div3 last year and they haven't picked up there game this season, example we have a guy who scored 30+ goals for us he has 2 this year
I thought we gave you guys a good game in all honesty, you guys play a really great team game, no one tries to do it all himself, you guys know how to move the ball well play the triangles well and are deadly on the counter attack.
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Llama said:
KH said it, not us.....
Kevin Hector said:
2 goals...good lord Hector someone needs some scoring punch
Llama said:Triangles eh,
hey franchise should have chose that instead of playing the skin flute all those years ......... didnt hector try practicing with it a few times
Actually I am injured at the moment so I have concentrated my efforts on coaching my girls team, they personally enjoy the skin flute.
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guru said:I heard rumour from one of these ladies that is more of a skin piccolo
dic: Piccolo; smaller than normal size.
That was Jennifer wearing the Liverpool jersey but apperently Hector pawned himself on her. It all started after the GEU Clamdiggers victory over DFC Rub&Tug last weekend, she was intoxicated at Shooters when Mr Hector began putting the moves on her. One thing led to another and the two ended up picking up a room at the Haney Hotel. Jennifer came to SRT last night and was smiling from ear to ear and when I asked her why she was so happy, she informed me that Mr.Hector gave her the two best minutes of her life. I ask what happened. Jennifer said she had never experienced hearing the word's "I'm done" repeatatley in an accent before. After that everything seemed foggy but she does remember hearing the words "I have reserves" for some reason
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Yeah the best part was me spending 1 and a half mintues getting the damn Condom packaging open
she said it was the best 12inches she ever got, I had to stick it in four times of course
And as for putting the moves on her shes a scouser just had to show her my wallet even if it is empty she still wanted to swipe it, you think my moves are bad on the pitch you should see me in action at the pubs
she said it was the best 12inches she ever got, I had to stick it in four times of course
And as for putting the moves on her shes a scouser just had to show her my wallet even if it is empty she still wanted to swipe it, you think my moves are bad on the pitch you should see me in action at the pubs
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Llama said:Triangles eh,
hey franchise should have chose that instead of playing the skin flute all those years ......... didnt hector try practicing with it a few times
Nah I couldn't find it
Kevin Hector said:Nah I couldn't find it
Try searching the front of your pants not your rear hector
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December's here, time for a new month:
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