[FVSL Masters] Results & Banter - February 2005

[Regs]

Another month, a new thread... let's hope we get more games in this month than the last 2 combined

Last month's thread is here:

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6889

To start things off, I would just like to say that the Surrey United kit I'm now forced to wear is the second worst ever in the league. I may be new here but that much I do know.



Bastards.

 

[peter]

Anyone interested in an exhibition match this Sunday (Feb. 6)? Westside has a week off and we're looking for a match. It looks like an off week at the FVSL website. I may be able to get a field in Vancouver but we will travel to the edges of the Lower Mainland if needed.

PM me if interested, Peter

PS, Regs, are you sure it isn't the subject? Ballbaby looks pretty good in it—maybe a little lipo is order for that problem area around the hips...

 

[BullyB]

Slapperton Bad boys.

Well it just goes to show who has character and who doesn't.
Gameboy, you wee git , we didn't hear a peep out of your cake hole till you won a game, just like the song, "You only sing when yer winnin'!"

Thank your lucky stars our last game was cancelled, I could see a thrashing at hand. Anyhow, your retired.......move on you old bastard.

 

[coach]

So Bully it looks like the All Blacks are coming into our fine Newton establishment.
Fri night cup game should be alot of fun both on and off the field!

Changerooms will be open 1 hour before gametime.(not 30 minutes)
Yes you can have a pint and a shower before you ride off into the sunset.
And maybe if your lucky Boiler will have the gee gers roasting away on the BBQ.

Any questions please pm RF as i am way to busy planning on how to play 21 players this week.

Predictions will be made on Thurs evening, gotta try to get this one right!!!!

See you then.

 

[Zaurrini]

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And maybe if your lucky Boiler will have the gee gers roasting away on the BBQ.

Just to clarify:
Fletchers, Schneiders, nor Oscar Meyer make Geegers.


Carry On.

Zaurrini

 

[coach]

Zaurrini.
Please man do not isult Boiler the Fireman who got the Gee gers on Comercial Drive Sat afternoon.
To clarify-----------There are Dogs, Hot Dogs, Smokies, and Gee gers!

We get it!!!!!!

There will always be Gee gers in the Ranger camp. You set the bar big man!!

See you at Super Bowl Sunday at Kelly O Bryans !!!!!!!!!!!!


Go Rangers Go !!!!!

 

[Zaurrini]

Zaurrini.
Please man do not isult Boiler the Fireman who got the Gee gers on Comercial Drive Sat afternoon.
To clarify-----------There are Dogs, Hot Dogs, Smokies, and Gee gers!

We get it!!!!!!

There will always be Gee gers in the Ranger camp. You set the bar big man!!

See you at Super Bowl Sunday at Kelly O Bryans !!!!!!!!!!!!


Go Rangers Go !!!!!

Niiiice!

BUT, I swear, if i see KETCHUP within 10 metres of any geeger...I will call Tony from the Drive to sort it out . (there has to be some I-tie thug on hte drive named Tony- at least one)

 

[BullyB]

Friday Night Special

Love it, love it, love it!

Friday night footy, a RumpRanger upset and Interac at the RumpRanger BarBy.
Get yer camera's ready, ToeJam & PhatBastard will be performing the Haka naked to start the show. My prediction; AllBlacks 2 Rangers 1

 

[futbol]

Just thought you old bastards might get a wee laugh out of this little tune. Since I don't know what the fcuk I'm doing, I can't send the attachment. Just search in Google for "Dry your eyes Becks", and have a chuckle. Bully , you might not want to listen, because it may bring back too much baggage from last summer after England vs France.

 

[Regs]

Too funny!

I've put it up in the TTP MMG here:

http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedia/showimage.php?i=2426&c=514

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[futbol]

Yeah Regs, I stumbled upon it a few months back, and meant to let you know, but just seemed to forget about it. It would have been better back at the time of the Euros, just to see all the Limeys' reactions. But I just came across it again now. Better late than never I guess.

 

[BullyB]

AllBlacks vs Rangers

Rangers 3 AllBlacks 2

AllBlacks put a wee scare through the Ranger Camp tonight.
Although Rangers are a class team on and off the pitch the AllBlacks left the park on a high. A great scrap with end to end action. Rangers carried the majority of the play but AllBlacks could have tied this encounter on a number of occasions. Shuey might have been their MVP but Bailey is hands down the Real Mustard....Magic. A great night out, thanks for the pizza Coach.

I know, more of this I love you, you love me rubbish but at the end of the night, thats what its all about. Interesting to see Gazza and Big Mac livin' in the Grove. Nuff sed...........Sleepin' in on Sunday!!!!

 

[coach]

Good battle last night and yes a scare was sent into Rangerville last night.
Allblacks battled hard all night and yes they very well could have tied it.
Thanks Shuey for finally bumping the slump big man and scoring a very big goal.
5 Big toes scored a big goal for the boys last night and was showing no ill effects of his knee injury.

It is nice to play Friday night and not have to get up early Sunday for a game this weekend.

Our next four games are on Friday nights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super bowl Sunday at Kelly O's on Sunday afternoon.

Who does Surrey U play this weekend?

 

[Rangerforever]

Fright night

Must say All Blacks with an All Class performance last night.

5BT's with a great header to put on us on our heels.

We may have had a slight edge in possession % but every time the AB's marched down we were all saying how dangerous they were.

TwoLeftFeet with a stellar performance.
Every time we crossed into the his area his fists were saying 'Not in my box'.
Funny, that's what the wife said to me when I finally got home last night and was a bit randy.

Good time after when the boys came into our room and had good chats with Bully, TLF, Andy Cuthbert, Andy Colton, Mike Watts, etc.

Yes, many thanks to Coach for the pizza buddy.

2-2 was probably the fair result but we'll take the win.

Still have to face the pesky fcuks one more time in the league though.

RF

 

[5bigtoes]

Yes, yes and yes....It is absolutely great to be back in action! I hate too lose against any team but the Ranger/FF are a great team with a deep bench and as Pully-my-pee-pee says a class bunch of lads...lots of banter on and off the pitch made for a fun night out with the boys. Great to be out there running (no plodding) up and down the park but better than that is the party afterwards. Thanks Coach et al for a great Friday night special! I still think the Ranger/FF feel a wee bit fortunate after sqeeking out the win. The AllBlacks put on a great perfomance. See you at our next league game where I am sure we will prove to be equal to the challenge!

One word for next week....be ready Peace Arch, it ain't gonna be easy!

That is what Friday nights are all about, hard work followed by a great social!

 

[twoleftfeet]

Every single bone in my body hurts, including my BOX... ...tough luck about the wife Drunkerthanever...keep at her, she'll cave sooner or later... ...lotta big fellas on that Ranger Squad and alot of ice goin on Saturday morning at my house....that was one hell of a fun game to be involved in...a tie or win would have been nice but we are much improved from earlier in the year....

The pizza just topped the whole thing off...thanks Coach...

Long Live The Friday Nite Special!!

TLF

 

[Rangerforever]

Long Live The Friday Nite Special!!

Thank fcuk.

We play the Delta lads at close to 8PM at Newton.
Much better than the fcuking 8AM at Mackie last time.

This is what it's really all about Crafty.

Is Surrey United playing this weekend?
Balls?
Regs?


How many cup and league games do you guys have to play anyway?

My God the waistlines on you lot could rival mine come any day soon...

Enjoy another weekend off,

RF

 

[Regs]

No game AGAIN this weekend

But apparently we are playing Delta on Wednesday night 7:30 PM @ Bear Creek - I think it's a cup game? Who knows...

 

[coach]

Yes another Friday night special for the Ranger boys tonight.

19 lads at training Weds night and the boys were looking sharp!!!!!!
As much as some people complain about turf, it sure is nice to train on a consistant pitch that we play all our home games on.

Surrey U in another three weeks!!!!!!! Should be good as always.
To bad on the long layoff boys, nobody likes not playing.

 

[coach]

Oh yeah, did i mention that the Rangers are hosting the Western Canadian over 35 's Championships in October at good old fashion Newton Park.

Well we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for a top notch tournament with a simply smashing beer garden.

Go Big or Go Home is the theme baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!