Scottish Premier League News 2004/05

[johnnybluenose]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/4575821.stm

You Tics leave poor Hibs alone! Let Riordan stay put for Fcuks sakes! If Riordan leaves Hibs won't be nearly the threat... Oh wait! That's it! The Great Unwashed are worried that Hibs might finish second behind Rangers so they will swoop in for their most talenetd finisher! If Hibs was smart they would tell Gordo to Get tae F@#K!

 

[BJB]

I just received this from a buddy.... (dont' know if it's in here already) but if u haven't seen it check it out....

Has Dado been drinking???

http://www.bluenosecentral.pwp.blue....co.uk/prso.wmv

If that link doesn't work go to

http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedia/showimage.php?i=3043&c=519 in the multimedia section and download the file....

 

[Regs]

First link didn't work but your upload did... funny stuff... reminds me of Daily after our Imperial cup win 2 seasons ago

 

[Captain Shamrock]

The Great Unwashed

Good stuff. Lots of humour there. Did you come up with that on your own?



Braindeadandwashed Loyal

 

[johnnybluenose]

Yes, actually it quite clever, but no I cannot claim that as original material
But it is funny.
Sarcasticallystatingtheobvious Loyal

 

[Buckfast]

Q. Why is the Sellick squad considered to be great lovers?

A. Because they can be on top for 88 minutes and still come second.

 

[heanjob]

Buckfast,

Out of town on business? Where ya been?

How about a wee wager on the gers chances in the Champions League? Something to keep your attention for the next 8 weeks. You win I'll come to your lodge for the next old firm game, I win you go to Captain's house and make him tea while he watches Celtic v Bayern in the CL.

Thoughts?

 

[Guinness]

Handjob, a couple of words of advise... BEAT IT!!!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

And advice too, Heanjob.


Good stuff, Bucky. I ALMOST had a laugh there but I already saw it posted on another board.

 

[heanjob]

Captain,

Yes, maybe you can advise Guiness on spelling advice while Buckfast makes you a wee cup of orange pekoe tea.

Guiness, very funny that whole handjob joke, was waiting for someone to be creative but not that creative. Well done. No on yer way!

Weaniejob

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Sounds good, Heanjob, but I would prefer Mushroom Tea. Bucky, any chance, m8?

 

[Buckfast]

Heanjob,

I'll be happy to make the Captain a cuppa. I prefer "Tranquil Moments" to orange pekoe, myself. This should set the tone, as we begin the resurrection of the Good Friday agreement. And watch ra Sellick getting humped in the prelims.

Now back to your hole and leave the Champions alone

Buckfast

PS - shame about losing Bellamy to Everton and Niemi to Fulham. Now what for Celtic 0-35's?

 

[Regs]

Well, a very eventfull and entertaining thread here for the past SPL season!

Now that the season is over and you followers have mainly started to discuss transfers and such for next year, it's a good time to start a new thread.

I've split off the last 3 posts here to kick things off:

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7612

Cheers,

~Regs.