sensei_hanson
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When legalized gambling hits Springfield.
Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now. She's a slot-jockey.
Lisa: But Dad, if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughing-stock of the whole school!
Homer: Oh, it's always something, isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. And now this.
chaos ensues....
Homer: Hello, Florida! (tapes an orange to her, but it falls off)
Lisa: I'm not a state, I'm a monster!
Homer: No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now. She's a slot-jockey.
Lisa: But Dad, if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughing-stock of the whole school!
Homer: Oh, it's always something, isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. And now this.
chaos ensues....
Homer: Hello, Florida! (tapes an orange to her, but it falls off)
Lisa: I'm not a state, I'm a monster!
Homer: No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!