Having met both Ballbaby and KNVB, I find it hard to believe that either of them could have a hot wife.
Good point CDK. However, you obviously didn't look closely enough at me. Try the ole Ron Mclean crotch watch maneuver next time and you'll see why Mrs. Ballbaby is Mrs. Ballbaby.
As far as knvb, I think he is the most attractive muppet I have ever met. He must have an attractive wife as women are drawn to muppets. Muppets are cuddly and cute, and you can squeeze them and squeeze them and they never burst. You can take them to the mall and witness all the stares and queries, "Can I squeeze your muppet?"
Mrs. knvb is a hottie although she is lactating at the moment and she must be careful at Kelly O' Bryans. One sound of a baby's cry and she will start leaking. This is why we must keep Guinness on the other side of the room.
Anyway CDK. It appears that once again you will not grace us with your presence. If a date is a problem, I know a couple of gals across from the Dairy Queen on King George Highway who would compliment you well. Just make sure you wear latex on all your appendages.