I say cancel the most successful Amateur tournament around. Or let's all move to Calgary because they do EVERYTHING perfectly and EVERYTHING by the book. On top of that, they have the best coach on the planet.
Captain go Bomb some more innocent protestants. Never did question the success of the tournament ya fenian bastard. It is the best tournament i have ever been apart hence why i started it in Calgary as usual Captain you have lost the plot wanker. Maybe you should stop drinking.