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DCS Dart Night -April
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Sidewinder
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Bravedart, Shouldn't you be studying?
Great ...... the blind leading the blind.Double In said:
Power, what else is he gonna' teach the fcuking kids ?? How to control and pass a ball ?? They'll be a lot of pyramids taking place at Cloverdale Athletic tonightThe Power said:
I mean really ...... can you imagine taking orders from some tosser that kits up in a very, very dodgy 'gold' Seaquam top and powderblue pants ?? Didn't think so ....
Carry on ........
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A solid evening indeed. Much discussion about the gayness of DI's outfit that now graces the top of TTP and other sorts of things. The darts really were secondary tonight. The fluff included the girl of DI's dreams who was still walking around with a bunch of wankers and heading to the grail with the 6'4 chick who still wants Walks. Double In had this to say regarding that situation
"The Landing is some sort of black hole for chasms". The fukcing guy wasn't even drunk. Just stunned. Hopefully she will return next week and we can get her as a late entry into the chick tourney. The DCS would vote her through to at least the sweet 16. We also can't forget the magic loonie that allowed the DCS to turn into the PCS for a while (pool championship series). Here is a little secret for the fan club members: bend the shite out of a loonie and it will go into the pool table, allow the balls to drop and then come right back out. Worked seven times on the trot. Brilliant stuff really. Thanks must also go out to Walks who liberated some persecuted beverages. Nuff said about that for now. Will definitely be enjoying that tomorrow on the way up to the 'loops. Well done Walks.
"The Landing is some sort of black hole for chasms". The fukcing guy wasn't even drunk. Just stunned. Hopefully she will return next week and we can get her as a late entry into the chick tourney. The DCS would vote her through to at least the sweet 16. We also can't forget the magic loonie that allowed the DCS to turn into the PCS for a while (pool championship series). Here is a little secret for the fan club members: bend the shite out of a loonie and it will go into the pool table, allow the balls to drop and then come right back out. Worked seven times on the trot. Brilliant stuff really. Thanks must also go out to Walks who liberated some persecuted beverages. Nuff said about that for now. Will definitely be enjoying that tomorrow on the way up to the 'loops. Well done Walks.
That is a must compliment, thanks for being the Taxi tonight and for freshing up DI car atleast on the passenger side.
Cheers
1hun
Who had a not to shabby night with two vicotries coming thanks to the snuffer
, one a skunk and one just a pounding come from behind victory .
Debacle sums it up nicely I think.
By the time I showed up Sidewinder was 4 and 1. I thought I had walked into the wrong dart night, but those suspicions were quickly stomped out when I saw Prince and OD were already three sheets to the wind as per... At least we saw the resurrection of The Power to some of his previous form. He went 5-1 and absolutely hump-ed me giving me my first ever (AND LAST) defeat by skunking. Other than that my night went quite well. Scoring was good as always and my finish well, lacked finish. Had a serious nail biter vs. Sidewinder. Fcuk I hate D5.
The DCS would like to thank Prince for showing up last night. Not only did he sit and take not one, but TWO skunking defeats (back to back) followed up with 4 other regular losses, but he hooked up all remaining members with a sixer each. Not going to post how he came into possession of said sixers, all that needs to be said is he went out of his way to get em for us.
Records POM points in ()
Power 5-1 (14)
DI 4-1 (7)
SW 4-3 (7)
1Hun 2-4 (1)
OD 2-2 (1)
Tilly 1-2 (1)
Prince 1-6 (-4)
Forgot a few things... Finally got that Tilly monkey off my back beating him in a very close match with loads of big numbers thrown, him more so than than me. I had to storm back from about 150 down after Tilly had a shot at toping his own all time record 16 dart match with a D16 finish for a 15 darter. Thank God he missed that one and the next 9 to give me a shot. After this he obviously wasn't the same his very next game he fell to Sidewinder for only the second time in 2,304,323,000 games. He was not happy.
POM leaders for April. (Looks like another three dog race.)
By the time I showed up Sidewinder was 4 and 1. I thought I had walked into the wrong dart night, but those suspicions were quickly stomped out when I saw Prince and OD were already three sheets to the wind as per... At least we saw the resurrection of The Power to some of his previous form. He went 5-1 and absolutely hump-ed me giving me my first ever (AND LAST) defeat by skunking. Other than that my night went quite well. Scoring was good as always and my finish well, lacked finish. Had a serious nail biter vs. Sidewinder. Fcuk I hate D5.
The DCS would like to thank Prince for showing up last night. Not only did he sit and take not one, but TWO skunking defeats (back to back) followed up with 4 other regular losses, but he hooked up all remaining members with a sixer each. Not going to post how he came into possession of said sixers, all that needs to be said is he went out of his way to get em for us.
Records POM points in ()
Power 5-1 (14)
DI 4-1 (7)
SW 4-3 (7)
1Hun 2-4 (1)
OD 2-2 (1)
Tilly 1-2 (1)
Prince 1-6 (-4)
Forgot a few things... Finally got that Tilly monkey off my back beating him in a very close match with loads of big numbers thrown, him more so than than me. I had to storm back from about 150 down after Tilly had a shot at toping his own all time record 16 dart match with a D16 finish for a 15 darter. Thank God he missed that one and the next 9 to give me a shot. After this he obviously wasn't the same his very next game he fell to Sidewinder for only the second time in 2,304,323,000 games. He was not happy.
POM leaders for April. (Looks like another three dog race.)
- Power 19
- DI 16
- OD 15
- SW 7
- Tilly 1
- ... If you're not listed - 0 ...
- Neo -1
- Prince -4
J_B said:just a pounding come from behind
I should have better to enter this thread after seeing Beak's banner picture.
When the tree that likes Walks is mentioned I can't help but think of Deuce Bigelow when he "dates" the giant chick. Freak!
Sidewinder
Member
Bang. Bang. Bang. Like victims of Machine Gun Kelly they fell last night.First the POM, then 1Hun, and then the mighty One Dart.
The Power brought me back to my senses.
Then the biggest fish of all. None other than Tilly looking for an easy win and getting a little careless.
Close one against D.I. who had to look for a Marks and Sparks to find new underwear after shitting himself at the thought of nearly loosing.
Lastly The POM up again and in a drunken stupor with eyes nearly closed he fond his form for an unlikely win.[where is my 6er?]
Must remember to fast next week with a double order of nac-hos to come.
The Power brought me back to my senses.
Then the biggest fish of all. None other than Tilly looking for an easy win and getting a little careless.
Close one against D.I. who had to look for a Marks and Sparks to find new underwear after shitting himself at the thought of nearly loosing.
Lastly The POM up again and in a drunken stupor with eyes nearly closed he fond his form for an unlikely win.[where is my 6er?]
Must remember to fast next week with a double order of nac-hos to come.
Went home at lunchtime today and noticed a rather strange thing ....... there were only 18 beers in my fridge. Fcuking hell man, if I gave out 30 last night, I must've been wrecked
I don't think the Prince will be making an appearance at the Landing tonight
I don't think the Prince will be making an appearance at the Landing tonight
Saved!
You probably drank them being the cheap bastard that you are. Wouldn't it help explain the dry heaves in the elevator this morning? BTW, I just got BOTH your phone messages you left me last night at 1:30 and 1:37. Classics too. Saved them for the guys to hear next week didn't I?
To the members of the DCS... The ethic's committee has received an official verbal rule request. Prince nominated and seconded ( ) a minimum 1/2 hour cell phone rule. Being such that for all those that have a cell they must leave them on for at least 30 mins after dart nights conclusion for all the, apparent, sore losers to berate the winners on his drive back down town, or where ever it is they may live.
We'll need to vote on that at the next AGM.
You probably drank them being the cheap bastard that you are. Wouldn't it help explain the dry heaves in the elevator this morning? BTW, I just got BOTH your phone messages you left me last night at 1:30 and 1:37. Classics too. Saved them for the guys to hear next week didn't I?
To the members of the DCS... The ethic's committee has received an official verbal rule request. Prince nominated and seconded (
) a minimum 1/2 hour cell phone rule. Being such that for all those that have a cell they must leave them on for at least 30 mins after dart nights conclusion for all the, apparent, sore losers to berate the winners on his drive back down town, or where ever it is they may live. We'll need to vote on that at the next AGM.
I'd like to thank those members of the DCS with an * beside thier name. I love nachos. I am also not going to be drinking Corona on DCS nights anymore. I had some while in Orlando and have decided my body is now completely immune to them. I am also dissappointed that i missed out on the fluff. oh well hopefully this week will be better.
Anyone need flights??
oh well hopefully this week will be better. Anyone need flights??
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