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I’ve been holed up in the office today w/ the door closed, so Mrs. Dude took it upon herself to go get me a Subway Sandy. My usual fallback, Meatball (solid 3 / 5 toothpicks).
But, she comes back w/ the Lobster. She didn’t tell the clerk it was for Dude’s Sandwich Review, so I am now $12.00 poorer.
So I ask the missus, why the lobster?
Well, apparently Subways tuna sucks, and they no longer do the seafood sub (which, BTW, was pure money for imitation seafood)…so she got the Lobster. She is a Lobster aficionado. When all the other wives get a Caesar, she gets a ****ing lobster. So worries honey, the kids don’t need to eat this week. She must think I make Ragerforever money.
Anyhow…
I ask her what her rating would be, out of 5 toothpicks, based on bun / meat ratio, taste, and price. She gave it a very generous 2. Taste was OK, enough meat / bun, but way too pricey (like she really gives two effs). She also said, “I think I’ll just go to Abduls up on Kingsway for a roasted lamb wrap next time”.
Abdul is excellent, and if he truly made sandwiches, he’d make the review. But, reviewing a wrap is almost as bad as calling a burger a sandwich.
Freddy- you’ve been warned.
But, she comes back w/ the Lobster. She didn’t tell the clerk it was for Dude’s Sandwich Review, so I am now $12.00 poorer.
So I ask the missus, why the lobster?
Well, apparently Subways tuna sucks, and they no longer do the seafood sub (which, BTW, was pure money for imitation seafood)…so she got the Lobster. She is a Lobster aficionado. When all the other wives get a Caesar, she gets a ****ing lobster. So worries honey, the kids don’t need to eat this week. She must think I make Ragerforever money.
Anyhow…
I ask her what her rating would be, out of 5 toothpicks, based on bun / meat ratio, taste, and price. She gave it a very generous 2. Taste was OK, enough meat / bun, but way too pricey (like she really gives two effs). She also said, “I think I’ll just go to Abduls up on Kingsway for a roasted lamb wrap next time”.
Abdul is excellent, and if he truly made sandwiches, he’d make the review. But, reviewing a wrap is almost as bad as calling a burger a sandwich.
Freddy- you’ve been warned.