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[Captain Shamrock]

Subject/Verb agreement

There was SIXTEEN fcuking seconds left in the penalty

In my haste critiquing that bollocks Ryan Walter, I made a mistake and didn't discover it until 1 hour and 7 minutes later. I apologize to all TTPers who deserve and expect, a lot more.


Captain

 

[knvb]

I'm not sure

Originally posted by Captain Shamrock
Sidewinder will be there at around 10:15. I will talk to the Total Package tomorrow at our game tomorrow. I might be able to drag him out.....

Is this right? Let me know tomorrow......

 

[TheRob]

Pssst. Captain.

You didn't get this from me.

knvb wrote in some other thread:

Must be a recent picture of Bronco's son. Spitting image buddy, you must be pround. Wheres he at Crote picnic? Looks like you have ants.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Yes, I wanted to reiterate the fact that I would talk to him tomorrow.......

As for KNVB's blunder, it is a minor one compared to most of his posts......


Captain

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Captain your a dick!

Captain, you're a dick.

 

[knvb]

Are you trying to make me cry?


It's working, KNVB

 

[Notty]

KNVB...

Dry the tears...drink more beers!

 

[TheRob]

Oh Captain my Captain?

This thread has been very quiet.

I can only assume that the Captain is taking a breather as he knows the inevtable cascade of horrible grammar, and tragic spelling that is the Italian Tourney Thread is just around the corner.

Is this a fair assumption Captain?

 

[Dude]

I don't think even the Captain will be able to stay on top of that. It would be best just to put this thread into retirement.

 

[knvb]

or we could send it to the Valley......

It's all the same, KNVB

 

[Dude]

That would be funny if it was...you know...funny.

Yawn.

 

[Regs]

The Captain is away gambling in Cambell River.

I, for one, miss him dearly

~TB.

 

[TheRob]

See? I was right. He's gone away on a relaxing holiday to prepare for the onslaught to come.

I for one, wish him the best of luck, and offer my assistance in any way possible. Every1 no's Im the beast spellar on these sight.

 

[Regs]

For the Captain when he returns

This was recently posted by Jinky:

I'm not saying that he's playing in a lower league because he has no choses.

Taking things outta context because I can,

~TB

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Testing, testing, testing.........

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Welcome back, Italian Thread

maybe i'll autograph your ass, then kick you in the ass and send you on your marry way just like every other bitch i had. Big talker for a guy who never kicked a ball in his life.....or ran in that matter.

Maybe I'll autograph your ass, then kick you and send you on your merry way, .......................

 

[Dude]

Captain: me thinks you be biting off more than you can chew by trying to tackle the I-tie thread...

 

[TheRob]

One of many to come.

apprentice the boots you need are the ones that score goals and by the way the proffessore is a cheap prick he bull shted his way through life hell bullshit you know jump ship apprentice or else you will be the laughing stock of this league


holiday you might as well scrub the water bottles clean and get them ready for the players tonite P.S cut up some oranges too

I'm thinking I agree with Dude here Captain. I think that even you can't handle this.

 

[Dude]

Good God! It's like a whole bunch of Zengas (with the odd Sid thrown in)...all rolled into one complete, illegible mess.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

that has the capability of knocking out any member of the laim ducts known as the nWo!!!

I believe lame ducks would be the appropriate term, especially if you're talking about the nWo.


Carry on, oh great Rangers' supporter.